Jason LevinFounder, Memelord Technologies

My dog is my Chief Marketing Officer

Name: My dog is my Chief Marketing Officer
Uploaded: 2025-01-16T15:12:34+00:00
Duration: 1 min 20 s
Channel: Jason Levin
Description: In this informal YouTube monologue, the speaker shares a quirky growth‑hacking experiment that treats his dog as a sales employee. He observes that dogs…

16 Jan 2025 · 1 min

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In this informal YouTube monologue, the speaker shares a quirky growth‑hacking experiment that treats his dog as a sales employee. He observes that dogs repeatedly pee on the same posts (e.g., trees, fire hydrants) and uses the brief moment of human boredom at those spots to place stickers featuring a doge meme and a QR code that advertises his meme‑marketing software with the tagline “Scan me for dank memes.” By following his dog to each fresh pee spot and affixing the stickers, he claims to have generated actual sign‑ups and paying customers. The speaker expands the joke, asserting that dogs make excellent salespeople, employees, and even dating coaches, urging single men and business owners to get a dog.

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You have a dog, you basically have an employee. My dog got me customers for my software. So let me explain how. So, you know how dogs all pee on the same post? They smell each other's pee, right? And then they pee on the same post. Okay, trust me, this has a point. So when the dog pees on the post, you're just like bored standing there, right? As a human, like you're just kind of like sitting there for like 10 seconds. And I realized I could take advantage of that boredom, right? Of that boredom for like 10 seconds. It's not long. So what I did, I printed out these stickers that had the doge on it, right? And it said, "Scan me," with a QR code. And I obviously did a dog because, you know, you have your dog that's peeing and I figured it would just like, it would stand out, right? Dog people see a dog, they like dogs, right? It said, "Scan me for dank memes," because I make meme marketing software. This could work for anything. Then I put the stickers on those posts, but only where my dog took me. So I literally followed my dog wherever he peed, and then I put the stickers there because I knew other dogs would pee there. And I literally have seen signups and customers from this. Dogs are the best employees, they're the best salesmen, and they're pretty good for dating too, just saying. All right, if you are a single guy, get a dog. And if you are a guy with no employees, also get a dog.