My employee called the FBI on me (again) ðŸ˜
12 Apr 2025 · 1 min
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In a tongue‑in‑cheek monologue, the narrator recounts being asked by his boss, Jason Levin, to help open a shady offshore account in Taiwan. Suspicious, he checks Levin’s fraud rating on ismyceofraud.com and discovers an alarmingly high score, comparing it to other public figures. He negotiates a ludicrous fee—initially demanding $100,000 and a Brooklyn property, then settling for $200 and a can of Red Bull—while referencing The Art of the Deal. He then visits a dubious local bank (after his car is repossessed) where the bank flags his activity, calls the police, and he ends up striking a deal with law enforcement. He closes by warning the FBI and reminding Levin of the unpaid $200.
