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Speaker A pitches Dude Wipes on a reusable handkerchief for anal hygiene called the Asserchief. They debate why handkerchiefs disappeared and how you'd actually wash it, treating the whole thing as a potential April Fool's joke.
Speaker A pitches Dude Wipes on a reusable handkerchief for anal hygiene called the Asserchief. They debate why handkerchiefs disappeared and how you'd actually wash it, treating the whole thing as a potential April Fool's joke.
I'm a big fan of Dude Wipes, and I sent this idea over to Sean, their Chief Dude Officer. So you know how like back in the day, like, people wouldn't use tissues, they would use handkerchiefs? Why is there not a reusable ass wipe? That is a handkerchief for your ass.
Would you put it in the laundry machine, I guess? Or like, how would— it's just like the reusable Kleenex in general. Why don't we carry around handkerchiefs?
What? Why? I think it is a question. About why did the handkerchief die.
Might I borrow a handkerchief from someone?
I did tell Dude Wipes that they should just use that as like an April Fool's joke, that they should come out with the, like, the Asserchief and call it a handkerchief for your asshole.
