A comedian pitches absurd business ideas as satire: a car wash for people instead of showers, reverse therapy where you pay to hear someone's secrets, a racetrack for intoxicated drivers, and a blanket-tucking service for men. Sharp mockery of startup culture and everyday helplessness.
Car wash but for people. Imagine you have people who walk through and then you have like things cleaning you. Amazing. Would save so much time. I would never have to shower again. All right, reverse therapy. I would pay so much to listen to some crazy person tell me all their secrets. Like, you know, I do therapy, everybody does therapy, whatever, but I want somebody absolutely nuts telling me all their intimate drama and secrets. I'd probably pay like $300 per hour. Racetrack where you have to be drunk to drive. That sounds so much fun, but But imagine if they had to race against other people who are on different drugs. So you have a guy who's drunk racing against a guy who's on LSD versus a guy on weed. Who would win? I mean, we might have to test this out. Okay, the last one's brilliant. You know, when my fiancée's away, I, I need to be tucked in. Like, how am I gonna put the blankets on top of myself? That's absolutely ridiculous. Men are not capable of such a thing.
