A comedian riffs on why strippers don't perform on NYC subway trains, describing the dark, grimy cars full of bored commuters and street performers. He's half-joking that someone's missing a business opportunity to entertain frustrated riders.
Why aren't there strippers dancing on the subway? Hear me out. You got a bunch of dudes sitting around in suits, bored and frustrated they can't get off the subway, and they are just miserable. Subways are kind of dark, kind of grimy, the lights are always changing, there's a weird dude named John sitting in the corner, you have no idea if he's alive. It's the same thing. Plus, it fits the scenario. There are already people begging and dancing for money, so why aren't there strippers on the subway?
