Three people joke about an AI startup that detects awkward silences on dates and intervenes with elevator music, fake phone calls from your mom, and Apple Watch heart-rate monitoring. They reference Bryan Johnson's biometric obsession as an extreme example of tracking everything.
awkward silence filler as a service. You're on a date, there's a little bit of awkward silence, and the AI detects that you and the girl are no longer talking. And after a certain amount of time of silence, it just starts playing elevator music, right? What if— hear me out, okay?
Like, if it gets to a certain level of awkwardness, it calls you. And if fake calls you, it's like— it like— and it just like your mom calls you on your phone and gets you the fuck out of there.
Get him out of there now! Colonel, we must get him out of there!
Also, it'd be nice if it connects to your Apple Watch and tracks your heart rate. Oh, wanna know, be very interesting. You know how Bryan Johnson has been measuring his erections at night?
No, but continue.
He has this device that goes around and he's measuring his, you know, nighttime erections. Some people, not me obviously, but they get erections when they feel awkward. So that could be part of the service, you know what I'm saying?
