Steve Jobs was a memelord

Rocking the turtleneck today for the show and for a little Elizabeth Holmes bit. And I already had the glasses from a different skit, so I figured it's your boy Meme Jobs. All right, dude, Steve Jobs would have been a memelord. Everybody knows this. He would have been the ultimate memelord. The dude was so good at coining terms. He was such a goofball.

So in honor of Steve Jobs, let's make some memes.

I straight up cry sometimes thinking about Steve Jobs being dead.

I know that's probably the most tech bro thing I've ever said, but it's okay, it's all good.

Got meme Jobs here, got some Red Bull. You know, Steve Jobs only drank milk for a summer, so, uh, I've decided only drink Red Bull all summer. It's red— it's hot boy summer, guys. It's white boy summer, you know what I'm saying? Don't ask why I'm wearing a turtleneck right now. This work is mysterious and important.

All right, it's time. All right, nice, nice, nice.

We just playing around here. Um, sometimes you gotta declare war, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? And when you're gonna declare war, you might as well be wearing a Steve Jobs costume.

All right, this is literally— I love that photo, that's such a good photo.

All right, so yesterday we dropped a new episode of Silly Valley Ventures. And you guys are very, very excited with how that's gone. So let's, let's upload this in here. We'll upload a different cover here. So I'm going to show you guys perfect way to promote your YouTube videos, whatever you might be doing, whatever weird things on the internet people are doing these days.

Twitches, Twitch streams, the interwebs.

All right, so I'm finding a thumbnail right now. I already made one, so let's do a different variation of thumbnail, right? So we're gonna put this behind these characters here, and, um, you know, they are, uh, they're just stretching, you know, guys.

They're just, they're just stretching. So a little stretch, a little midday stretch, you know, a little afternoon delight. All right, I'll just lower that here and Bada bing, bada bang, we are groovy. All right, all right, let's increase the size here. We're learning so many things today. All right, perfect, perfect. Um, all right, it's your boy Meme Jobs.

All right, why did I decide to wear a turtleneck and glasses today? Well, I was already wearing a turtleneck, uh, because it was— I was doing Elizabeth Holmes bit for our new show. Uh, if you guys are watching Silly Valley Ventures, really appreciate you. Uh, the show is popping off. We're working with some amazing sponsors. Uh, super, super excited. Uh, can't, can't say too many, too much more about that, but you'll, you'll be seeing very soon. Super excited. And yeah, just thanks for supporting us, helping me make all my very weird dreams come true.

And couldn't have done it without Twitter and our community of insane meme lords on here. You guys are the fucking best. And honestly, I have dreams some nights about Twitter. Because I love it. Uh, if you haven't seen the newest episode, you better be, better be watching it later. I expect that from you, my friends.

Um, all right, so let's, let's, let's keep cooking a little.

All right, so we got this one here. Let's, uh, let's see what's popping. See what's popping.

Oh, I like this one. So I just made this other day, a little face swapperoo, a little face swap.

What other—

oh, All right, we're going to face swap me onto Daniel. Oh, let's actually do that. All right, so you see this meme here, the do you think you could live with no money? I am going to face swap myself on there and send it to my wife. And that is how I'm feeling right now because my accountant just sent me my taxes.

Thank you very much. All right, man. Taxes, taxes, taxes.

Everything. What is it? Two things in life are certain: taxes and memes.

I'm pretty sure that's what they said.

All right, so we're gonna face swap me on and let's see how this bad boy works.

All right, all right. Meme Jobs.

I didn't want to name the thing Meme Jobs because I was like, people are gonna think I'm talking about jobs.

Oh, perfect, perfect. I love it.

All right, sending that to the wifey.

Um, nice, nice, nice, nice.

See, I just— I literally top secret information here, guys, but I literally have a folder on my computer of just like me as PNGs. And I didn't create that for like a weird reason, I swear. Uh, it was just for my YouTube, uh, my, my YouTube editor.

I was like, I wanted to make it easier.

Shout out Jovian. I just wanted to make it easier for him to, uh, you know, create the thumbnails. And then, you know, once I built the software, I was like, oh, just use it for all these face swaps, you know. Uh, after paying taxes, um, thank God we got a shout out the sponsor TriFondo.

Thank God.

All right, uh, shout out TriFondo, uh, love them, love them.

Shout out David and the whole squad.

Um, all right, let's, let's keep on making some. I want to try this Daniel Craig one, uh, you You know, I feel like if you're a man, at one point you've, uh, dreamed of being James Bond. You know, we all have. So, uh, we're gonna, we're gonna face swap myself on and, uh, we're gonna live the dream, guys, because I know I'll never be James Bond.

I'm not British and, uh, I, you know, not—

that's, that's not happening. That's not in my cart. I find it crazy that Hollywood is like psyoped us into thinking that Henry Cavill shouldn't be the next James Bond. Um, because of like woke or whatever. Like, it's so obvious that he should be the next James Bond. Like, so fucking obvious. And they're just like trying to make you think that he shouldn't be.

But like, there's no better option than Henry Cavill or Cavill or whatever his name is, right?

Like, it's kind of ridiculous. Also, I was learning something really interesting yesterday about, um, about James Bond. You guys know Sean Connery, um, Sean Connery was one of the original James Bonds, and he, uh, it's really interesting actually. So it turns out that he was a shipworker, uh, before he was found as a movie star, and I just find that really fascinating. I was reading like this book by Michael Ovitz. Um, all right, so now we're gonna take that and we're gonna face swap myself on.

So we're gonna go James Bond mode, guys, because We gotta have some fun with it.

If you're not dressing up as Steve Jobs to promote your meme software, not gonna make it. That's, uh, I read that in Zero to One, actually.

True story.

All right, we're making some laughter for Microchips. Let's fucking go! I should add the rainbow ball of doom right there. For when shit's loading, just, just for the nostalgia.

Um, nice, nice, nice.

Cool new software called Memelord Tech. Um, oh yo, that's kind of fly. That would be a Tinder pic if I was single. Yeah, that's not bad, that's not bad. How I feel right now. Hell yeah, hell yeah. Um, so today we wrapped up, uh, we did, we did another round of filming for a new episode. All right, let's see if this one works. Um, so we filmed a new episode today. It was hilarious shit show. Uh, Jack and I, absurd. Uh, super fun.

I got—

oh yo, that's pretty fresh.

What's that one from? Um, Skyfall, right? Yeah, some Skyfall shit. Um, damn, I love you.

I don't know, I don't talk about this much on this, on, on Twitter, but I do love James Bond. My pops, uh, basically like sat me down when I was a kid. Instead of having like the birds and bees talk, or like, yeah, our parents are getting divorced talk or whatever, it was like, you're gonna watch all of James Bond and you're gonna become a man. And, uh, yeah, that's pretty much how I'm— what I'm gonna do for my kids. So, um, yeah, that's a plan at least. Hopefully Eric is down for that. Uh, you just, you just show your kids James Bond, and if they don't learn, um, they just, uh, they're fucked basically. That's, that is my pure belief. All right, on that James Bond mode right now, you know what I'm saying? I don't know, I'm just in the mood for James Bond.

I, I love that shit.

Double O mean, I'm thinking.

Yeah, yeah, that's accurate.

All right, we're going to play with something else too. So today we were so funny. Oh my God, we were filming this shit.

It was crazy. Let me pull this up. Trying to pull this up. All right, cool, cool, cool.

Oh, what is this? It's so funny when there's meme templates that I don't even recognize. Love it. Um, all right, I'm gonna show you guys something cool. So check this out. So we're doing iterative AI meme editing. So you see this little Coors Light here, right? Now we're going to switch that to a Red Bull because I'm not sponsored by Red Bull yet, but I intend to be, uh, because I am a memetic athlete. Uh, it is kind of bullshit that Red Bull only sponsors athletes. They should be sponsoring engineers.

So, uh, like, not me, but like, well, I guess me, sort of. They should sponsor me.

Shout out Red Bull. Um, all right, so we're gonna switch, uh, switch beer can to a Red Bull. All right, let's see how this bad boy works.

Let's go, let's go, let's go! All right.

If anybody, uh, yeah, let's see, toss in the chat, say, say what's going on, hit me with some ideas. I feel like people are very confused right now as to why I'm wearing a Steve Jobs outfit, and the only question I have for you is why are you not wearing a Steve Jobs outfit? Uh, if I'm wearing one, uh, you should, you should definitely be wearing one. That's just, that's just normal in Silicon Valley, right?

I mean, if Elizabeth Holmes did it, then it's cool.

All right, all right, so you can see here it kind of fucked up a little, uh, that's the AI, but that is pretty sick.

Oh wow, it added the rubber band, that's so interesting actually.

Wow, it got the words right too.

Damn. Oh yeah, not at the bottom, but it's right.

All right, we're gonna try that again. Switch, switch the, switch the beer can to a can of Red Bull.

Try that. All right, let's see what's popping. What's popping? Just tapped in, brand new. We've just capped it. All right, all right, all right.

Um, I have a tweet popping off right now about Canva being confusing. It was literally my, um, my reason for starting Memelord was because confused— because Canva is so fucking confusing. It was one of the main reasons. Um, and I literally, I, I just, I was like, I'm not figuring this shit out. I'm gonna build my own software. Building my own software was easier than figuring out Canva.

I swear to God, it's a piece of shit software. All right, sorry, sorry, too far, too far.

Okay, not far enough.

Just kidding.

All right, back to meme lord. Yo, check it. Let's go, we got the Red Bull.

Let's fucking go.

All right, Piper, no. Piper, no. Um, Jack and I were just, uh, we were filming earlier, and, uh, me, Jack, and, and our producer Alex, we were just saying that back and forth, like, basically the entire filming. Uh, which we call this the, the, the White Lotus milkshake. Um, yeah, like the entire film. Piper, no. Piper, Piper, no. It is pretty crazy. I love how, like, shows. Uh, I love how America gets obsessed with different families on television. Like, that's just a thing that happens like every decade, every year. Like, there's a different family.

Oh my God, what the fuck is this?

That's so funny.

Somebody added this.

Um, all right, we're gonna face swap myself onto that. Don't worry, we're adding a button to let you do that, you know, immediately. Oh, I just got that SMS alert for that. Um, I love how America gets obsessed with different TV families, like The Brady Bunch, whatever. And now it's just like, you know, yo, it's Concept. Concept in the chat though. Um, he's a man. Uh, we're working together on some schemes, on some memes and schemes. Um, like, we used to, you know, get obsessed with, uh, TV families like sitcoms, Cosbys, whatever. Now it's like No, we're just like obsessed with a family that like they have incest and, uh, yeah, that's, that's just it. And, and the dad kills the kids. Like, America used to be so like adorable. It's like, oh yeah, we just like the, the, the Cosbys, uh, the Cosby Family and, um, and the Brady Bunch because they're cute and there's a bunch of them. Now it's like, yeah, we're, we're no longer, um, yeah, we're no longer innocent, guys.

America has lost its innocence.

Which is great for memes, honestly great for memes. Um, all right, let's get back here. Oh yo, I'm gonna face swap myself on here.

Uh, I love face swapping, it's just so much fun.

Con, are you, uh, Concept, are you, or is it Con or Concept? Which one do you prefer?

What is the vernacular?

Um, are you wearing a Steve Jobs outfit right now? And if so, why are you not? Mandatory Mandarin lessons?

Yes.

Shout out Jovian. Uh, Jovian will teach us. Um, so Jovian is, uh, is on my team and he's on the meme team and he just jumped in an episode earlier to speak in Mandarin, which was great. All right, perfect, perfect. Yo, that's kind of fly. I, I make a good John Cena. I'm down with that. So you guys can see, um, face swapping, like, it's not just like a self-obsessed thing, it's a marketing thing. Right. So all the face swaps, I post them and they're just a, you know, a fun way to kind of get your face everywhere if you're a founder. I see some of my friends doing it now, which is sick. And me after blowing up the competition. Here we go. So it's just a good way to kind of get your face everywhere if you're a founder or an influencer creator type. And then what you'll see if you build an audience is that your audience and team and your mafia will start posting the stuff of you naturally, which is like a really cool feeling. And but you have to meme yourself first.

You have to become the meme.

Become the meme.

You have to become the meme. Alright, cool. I feel like over here is better. Nice, nice.

Alright, I gotta send that to the Silly Valley group chat.

Alright, alright, alright.

Piper, no.

God, this shit is so funny.

Alright, now, so we got this. We are going to animate it. So I'll show you here. We're gonna have the man walking away from the explosion, I'm thinking.

Piper name. All right, sorry guys, I know it's annoying, but it's so much fun to say.

Um, all right, Khan's in a black shirt and pants. Uh, is it a turtleneck though? If you're circumcised— if you're uncircumcised, that counts as a turtleneck. That is the rule of thumb when it comes to Steve Jobs impersonation. Um, all right, now we're gonna try something else.

Having him eat a banana.

I'm just playing around with the animation here. I love animating stuff.

Uh, it's, it's really quite fun.

All right, maybe that one doesn't work. Let's try something else. Maybe a Saratoga water bottle. Do I got that here?

Um, yeah, I do. I got it in the sticker section.

Maybe we throw Dua Faco back in here.

All right, all right. Oh, there we go.

All right, we got our swag.

So if you have a swag shop, you could see how this could be powerful, right?

Probably, probably not the right angle here, but it's all good. Oh, I feel like the white is weird on this one.

Black. I need more angles from this hat. I didn't download all the PNGs. Just don't.

Kind of looks like a—

that just looks absurd. We'll just flip it around. It's okay if you can't read it right now. It's all good. I just kind of want to fuck around with it. I could always edit it after.

But yeah, if you have like a merch shop, you should definitely be fucking making some memes with your merch. Makes things a lot more fun to post. I see that all the time. Um, oh, here we go. Ah, shout out Goldie, the PolyMarket intern, hooked me up with the hat. Nice little delivery in New York.

Here we go.

Oh, maybe let's say I'm trying to—

let's say, oh, this is perfect. I'll send it over to him.

Maybe we'll get that PolyMarket moolah, you know what I'm saying? My friend the other day was like, you monetize everything so well. It's like, like, it was, it was, it was, uh, it was like, you monetize your every— everything.

I was like, yes, I am Jewish. That is— no, he is. Yeah, I was just, just playing.

Um, Khan, all right, did you answer the question? You got, you got to answer the question for the people.

You don't actually have to answer it.

I feel like a bucket hat is, um, kind of like the 2020s version of— have you guys ever seen, uh, uh, what is it, Red, uh, Red Blacklist? You know what I'm saying? I really wanted to look like Raymond Reddington for a period, and my wife would not let me wear this hat anywhere, and it really pissed me off.

Ah, fuck, man, I did not realize that was such a high quality image of Raymond, Raymond Reddington. Jesus Christ, people.

All right, I think I would look fly in this hat and my wife would not let me, uh, wear it. So we're gonna face swap myself in and, uh, and see how I look because, uh, I need to prove her wrong. That is, uh, that's what it's all about here, guys. It's not about making money, it's about proving your wife wrong. Because if you're married, you know the woman is always right, and so you have to take those few opportunities you get and be correct. So I'm gonna swap myself onto Raymond Reddington to try to convince my wife to let me wear this hat in public.

She won't let me.

I've literally bought one in SoHo. I was so excited. Okay, maybe she has a point.

Fuck.

Nah, I think I look fine.

Fuck. All right, whatever.

All right, let's see how this animation is looking, fam.

All right, so we got it here.

Yo, that's kind of fire. Oh wow, that's crazy. I like it, I like it. Download that bad boy. And, uh, yeah, that's, that's crazy.

That's really crazy.

Are we gonna try that again, guys? Are you, are you seeing this? This is in a silly meme software that I made.

This is crazy.

I see why Hollywood's a little nervous. Not saying that this is like Hollywood level or anything. Because it's not. It's definitely not. But I see why they're a little nervous, you know what I'm saying?

You know what I'm saying.

Um, so we're gonna try that.

Let's try that bad boy again.

Um, maybe— oh, you know what, let's give him a gun. He needs a gun.

He definitely needs a gun.

Oh yo, this is actually really interesting. Okay, I've never tried this before.

Let me, let me show you guys this.

All right, so see how his hand's a little like facing that way? I'm just going to replace the hand and see what happens. Yo, that looks kind of fire!

That's so funny, that actually works. Okay, okay, all right.

Wow, that's kind of fire, not gonna lie. All right, we looking like an action, guys. Maybe, maybe, maybe my destiny is not comedy.

Maybe it's, maybe it's being an action movie star.

Turtleneck or no turtleneck? Anyone in turtlenecks here gets free Red Bull.

Must show turtleneck.

Yeah.

All right, so now we're going to, uh, try shooting. Shooting the gun. Shout out Piet, I saw you in the chat. This Red Bull is for you, brother. All right, uh, man shooting gun. You're the master of these animations.

I've been seeing you cooking. I've been cooking up, cooking up, cooking.

Dude, doing the Trump dance is so much fun. All right, so we've got this here, um, and yeah, I'm definitely, definitely a fan of, of this design.

I gotta send it to the boys.

All right.

Now let's just make this a little smaller.

Oh, you know what? I got to slap a Silly Valley logo on this one too real quick. Piper, no.

Piper, no.

All right.

Cool.

That's weird.

I guess we're going to go smaller. We'll try that again.

The best part about doing this shit is just like constantly having fun with it, you know what I'm saying? Like, it was really funny. I'm such a dick sometimes to people, but somebody was like trying to give me feedback and I was like, like after they signed up and I didn't ask for it.

I just, I just don't like that.

First off, you know, if I asked for it, that's one thing. But I was like, dude— or it was actually, it was before they signed up, sorry, it was before they signed up. If they give it after, that's fine, but it was before. And I was like, dude, I'm not asking you for feedback. You haven't signed up. How do you know?

Like, if it's—

what are you talking about? I was like, just have fun. Like, go sign up, man. I, I don't need—

I just, just go have fun.

And like, you know, like, just have fun with the product. Just have a good time. And like, you know, if you, uh If you want to give me feedback, give it, but like, just, just go have fun.

Like, have a good time. All right.

Like, I didn't, I didn't ask. Just have a good time. So you guys can see I'm making some Silly Valley promo for, for this week's episodes. Honestly, it's just really helpful to have this shit for me and my team to promote Silly Valley. So I try to like share this shit with my team as much as I can. And, um, it's just, it's just good to constantly have this shit, you know what I'm saying? Like, on lock at any point. Um, you want to be constantly assembling. So I have this thing called a Dank Bank, which is all like my saved memes, but I obviously have like a Dropbox too.

But all right, let's see how this one turned out.

Yo, that's interesting. All right, all right, we're gonna try a different We're going to say, wow, that's crazy.

That's actually pretty crazy.

Are we going to try this again? Man shooting gun with muzzle flare.

All right.

All right, cool. So that is cooking right now. But what I was saying, you want to have a dank bank as much as you can, right? Of all your different memes that you could just use. That's how I'm able to respond so fast with different memes because I have everything saved. Like I I have everything fucking saved all the time, like, you know, and it's all, it's all searchable, it's all whatever. Um, this is how I'm able to respond really quickly or whatever it might be, or, you know, when something comes out, you just pop on there, right? And so you could start to see as well is how Memelord becomes a platform where we could share Silly Valley and our different shows, right? Um, so here we added the template of ourselves, um, and Let's see what else.

Oh, I got this baby one's funny.

That baby one's really good. So you can see how we added this one here of ourselves, right? And people started making memes of that. And so I'm hoping to, you know, start working with some brands, studios, and whatnot to start promoting and working with us on some new shows.

That would— that'd be really sick to, to kind of get memes going.

Or this one's a good one, uh, the, the man who stands up for Sydney Sweeney.

I find this really funny. Um, yeah, let's try that. All right. Um, This is me, me at dinner with Erica. She does not like rare steak, so you got, you got to stand up for your girl, you know? Yeah, you gotta stand up for her.

All right, we gotta see if the double face swap works for this one.

That'd be really interesting. I'm not sure.

All right, Khan, are you not wearing a turtleneck? Because I would literally send you a Red Bull, bro. If you were wearing a turtleneck right now. Like, you should be wearing a turtleneck at all times. If you're working in startups, it should be mandatory to wear a turtleneck and glasses at all times. Elizabeth Holmes did it right, and she turned out just fine. Okay, um, I did go through a period where I had a really big crush on Elizabeth Holmes, not going to lie. I have no problem admitting that.

I have absolutely no problem. That's a good one, that's a good one. All right, which we use? What are you guys thinking? Oh, I'm gonna face swap myself on here real quick. All right.

Yeah, I really do believe like if you're a, if you're a creator in general, you should be face swapping yourself onto as many memes as you can. Um, oh, I just got asked to flanor with a friend. Do you guys know what flanoring is? It's a Nassim Nicholas Taleb line, um, meaning— oh nice, uh, flanoring is just like walking around and doing nothing. Oh, look at me!

Oh, that's so sick!

Right, so now watch, we add it straight to the canvas and then we just pop the Silly Valley logo on and boom.

Why is that blurry? That's crazy. Sorry guys, sorry, we'll figure that out, figure that out. I, I have a reason, I think I know why.

But you can see that anytime that we want to do a funny episode or whatever, maybe we get flown out to Ireland or Scotland and this is just ready sitting here, you know, it's ready to go. It's just in the folder, you know, you can, you can, uh, kind of just prepare, right? All right, let's see. So I told it this time to use a muzzle flare for the gun. Yo, that's really, really good. I mean, it's obviously not perfect, but it's pretty crazy. Like right there you can see it kind of like goes a little, like a little too much, like, but like if you just cut it right there, damn, that's crazy. And so a little, little nice thing that I added here was just a turn to GIF button, and so now we're gonna have a GIF cooking up this. Um, all right, so far Get the tinted aviators. I don't have tinted aviators, uh, yet, uh, but I should, I should.

I used to when I was, when I was younger. I need to get some of those.

Um, uh, Erica just commented, why is Sydney Sweeney there?

Uh, because you're my Sydney Sweeney. See, boys, this is, this is called rizz right here. All right.

We're having a different demo here. All right, me protecting Bank of America, right? Her steak was too rare. She says, why is Sydney Sweeney there? It's not because I think Sydney Sweeney's hot, because you're my Sydney Sweeney. It's called rizz, ladies and gents.

It's called rizz. All right, um, all right, all righty, all right. Damn, it's just popping. Let's go, let's go! I love it, I love it, I love starting wars on the internet. Men don't go to war anymore, they just, they just, they just meme, just make fucking memes.

All right, uh, so we got this GIF going and we're gonna fucking drop this shit in the thread because, uh, it's about to be fun.

All right.

Yo, I love the fact that, uh, you could put guns in Twitter now.

That's pretty funny. Um, all right, let's go.

This is so hype. All right, yo, this is crazy. That's pretty insane when you think about that, the fact that I just cooked this up in minutes. Um, let's like how much that would have cost, right?

It's insane.

Um, you know, I tweeted this the other day, and I've talked about it a lot. My friend Ish, uh, is my, uh, where is it? Ish, uh, he tweeted out a quote for me because I was just on his podcast.

Let me find this.

Here we go. Yeah, thanks, bro. Uh, it's really hard to sleep when you can make your dreams come true. All right, so basically right now we live in a very special time where you could like build anything And for me, I've always dreamed of this kind of stuff. I've dreamed of making weird stuff on the internet, or I mean, I've been doing that. But now the fact that I could just make me shooting a gun, like I literally went to summer camp for video editing, like learning how to like put video edit VFX and like watching, like, I don't know if you guys remember, what's his name? Freddie Wong, Freddie W on YouTube. Like, you know, those guys were my heroes with like the muzzle flares and all that stuff as a kid. And now I could just do that in seconds in like a much more realistic thing. Like it's actually kind of crazy when you think it is, it is just so hard to sleep because there's so much cool shit you could make, right? Like this, like I hope my 11-year-old self is very proud of me right now. I know he is, but this would be like a dream for like a little kid, right?

Like, oh man.

So if you have kids out there, um, then make sure you're, uh, showing them the powers of AI. Because I, I feel so bad for the kids whose parents are anti-AI. Like, they're gonna be so far behind. It's like worse— it's, it's worse than not even like giving your kids like a phone or something. Like, it's so bad, um, because you're just gonna have such a disadvantage. Also, um, there also is something very weird, uh, or very What I find really sad, more sad actually than, um, than the fact that you're losing out on money as an artist by not using AI, is just you're losing out on fun. Because I am having so much fun right now. Like, you could just make such weird shit and you're just not gonna do it because, uh, yeah, AI is bad for the environment. Okay, all right, yeah, okay, whatever you say. Sure it is. And recycling saves the environment, let's believe that. But like, come on, man. Like, it is so much fun, the shit that you could do, and you're just missing out on the fun because what, you hate Elon or Sam Altman or whoever? Like, it's just so sad. It's like, dude, you are missing out on the time of your life. You're missing out on creating such cool stuff. All because what, you just like hate AI? Like, that's so sad. This is me. Like, I'm going to give my kids access to AI. Basically like me strapping my kids into the Matrix so they're AI.

Me strapping my kids so they're—

I was gonna make an Andrew Tate reference here.

Me giving my kids OpenAI APIs.

Perfect. Uh, I wonder what Steve Jobs would think about, um, OpenAI. Like, would he think that they have Riz? Would he, would he be happy? Would Steve Jobs be happy that Apple partnered with OpenAI? No, no, he'd be furious. Oh my God, he'd be so mad that they couldn't do it in-house. That's serious, so bad.

Oh man, oh, that's so sad, so sad.

Like, that's serious. I feel like he would just be so sad about that, man.

That's crazy. Ah, kind of breaks my heart, really breaks my heart.

Um, tinted aviators are incoming ASAP. Uh, right now we've got Red Bull and, uh, that's about it.

All right, all right, let's start cooking, let's start cooking.

All right, I don't know if you guys know this, but there is also a Steve Jobs button, or Steve Jobs inspired. So we're going to close MemeTV for a second. When you click the iPod shuffle of Meme Lord Technologies, Steve Jobs pops out. And when you click it— so that's when you hover over it But when you click over it, boom, you get a random meme. So it's a shuffle, a meme shuffle. Oh, that's one I made.

Oh, perfect. Damn, that's kind of a freaky meme.

All right, I made this one, guys.

You know that one.

Shout out, Kalshee. All right, I like that Sonic one. But it's really fun if you just wanna like have fun and cook up random memes, or if you can't think of one.

I don't even know who that guy is.

That's funny.

All right, all righty.

More young Steve Jobs stickers.

Yes.

Uh, meme team.

All right, cool.

The only meme app with a Steve Jobs with an iPod shuffle. I love like saying like, oh, it's the only meme app that is, uh has blank and it's just something hyper-specific. Like the only meme app that has a painting of the Mona Lisa on it. The only meme app that has the Windows Movie Maker create slideshow button. Like just hyper-specific things, just like very fun. All right, let's see most used.

Um, all right, let's jump back to that.

All right, this one's, this one's a good one.

All right boys, we gotta stay strapped up in here, you know what I'm saying? I mean, Saratoga.

It's crazy how viral this shit went, bro.

That shit was crazy. I should— I was gonna do more my morning routine, but I was just having a rough day. I was pretty tired that day. All right, cool.

So we're ready to rumble.

We are ready to go.

That's how I start my days, boys, ladies, and germs. Ladies, ladies and gentlemen. I feel like—

are there— there's no way girls are watching this. That would be crazy. That would be crazy. That would be bad. That'd be so bad. They're scary. Girls are scary. I've never talked to one. Even my wife, I've never talked. We just, we just, uh, look at each other just in confusion.

We just send each other memes. We've never spoken. All right, um, oh, all right. So what would you do with this space?

This is kind of fun. Alright, I like this one.

I like this one.

Alright, so I added some stickers here.

There we go.

So this was from the first episode of Silly Valley Ventures. And you could see, like, you could kind of meme yourself into things, right?

Alright, let's try a different one.

Oh, wait.

This— here we go. That's an idea. That's an idea. Locked in. All right, I'm on my way to save you guys.

All right, cool, cool, cool.

All right, I'm gonna see if I could like animate myself to wave and kind of like, come here, come, come follow the path.

Oh, you know what, I might be able to even have myself like walk multiple if I like animate it. You know, I'm gonna make myself bigger so it's a little more obvious. Oh, it's a little cartoony, I know, but it's kind of the point. It is a cartoon.

You guys see that Tom and Jerry shit? That shit was crazy. Um, shout out those, uh, those AI guys who, uh, did that Tom and Jerry thing. It's pretty cool. I love Tom and Jerry all time. So now they, uh, they trained a model on Tom and Jerry, um, on like hundreds of years—

or not hundreds, sorry, decades of episodes. Um, man walking and inviting cartoon.

That's a bad prompt.

That's a bad prompt. That could have been a better prompt. We'll try that again. Man, man walking forward.

Yeah, so they trained, um an AI on Tom and Jerry, which is sick. Uh, now you can just have unlimited Tom and Jerry. Uh, does that ruin Tom and Jerry?

I don't think so. Um, Cartoon Man.

All right, we'll see what happens.

We'll see how this goes.

Either way, I'm gonna use this for something. Um, but you could kind of see— let's see what else we could throw myself into, right? And maybe— oh, I forgot about that one.

It's like the double one. Wait, you guys see where I'm going with this one, right?

Ah, fuck. All right, all right, there's something.

Something here. You're probably wondering how I got here. All right, I'm thinking we, we add a little, uh, maybe like a, like a voice chat thing, chat bubble. Uh, after I meme streamed last time, Scott Belsky tweeted, insanity is a moat. And I don't know if he was watching, but it was around the same time, and I just want to let you know that I'm the most insane.

So That's why my moat is large.

But so is delusion, you know what I'm saying? Delusion is a competitive advantage because it'll push you to do bigger things that other people are afraid of doing.

If you're delusional enough to think that it might work and your dreams might come true. And that is why delusion is a moat, a much larger moat than most tech advantages these days, actually. I would, I would, yeah, I would 100% say that.

Uh, right.

Perfect. All right, cool, cool, cool. So excited. You're probably wondering how I got here. Should I be centered? Nah, that doesn't look right. I'm so OCD when it comes to my memes. I like want the centering right.

Sorry, guys.

Ah, whatever. All right, that's fine.

All right, cool.

All right, we're gonna throw myself in another meme.

We're just saving these. All right, so these are like just store them in the dank bank, use them when you need them, right? It's like you got your little arsenal of weapons, you know what I'm saying? Uh, memetic warfare, it helps to have an arsenal at all times.

And the more memes you have ready, more bangers you have ready at any point, it'll make your life a lot easier, especially when it comes to internet stuff.

Because you need to be ready when the moment arrives, when there is something trending, like a current, a new current thing, you know what I'm saying? You need to be ready.

Uh, like, you think about somebody like, like Trung or something like that, Trung Phan, and it's like, how do they have shit ready? It's like, oh, because they have so many memes saved.

We have so many memes saved, and we're just making memes all the time because you could think in memes, right? Gotta be able to think in memes.

I think in memes, and the only way to do that is by playing around with memes a ton.

Sorry, that's probably really loud.

Red Bull. Yeah, that's right.

Oh, wait, wait.

That's what's up.

All right.

And now we gotta, gotta add a little—

I don't know if you guys have been seeing my little Fahrenheit prank that I've been working on.

Beautiful, beautiful.

This should be in the Mo— in the Louvre for sure. I love this buy now pay later. Like, you can just slap that on anything.

It's so funny.

Oh, I don't know if you— oh, I know what I'm doing. All right, you guys remember how I made, uh, Salesforce for prostitutes and I called it HoeForce? Um, so we're gonna make that with Klarna. I love streaming because you just like can make yourself laugh, because like I can't hear you guys, and, uh, I'm very good at that. I'm like too good at it, like annoyingly good.

Like I would get yelled at like by teachers and shit because I would just be giggling about stupid shit.

Nice.

Yeah, if you can make yourself laugh, life's good.

Yeah.

All right, I'm so excited to announce that Hoe Force now accepts Klarna.

Buy now, pay later with Hoe Force, partnered with Klarna. Thank you, Klarna, for sponsoring Hoe Force.

Yo yo, can I see you? I can, I can see your messages. I can't see you. Um, are you wearing a turtleneck?

It's a very simple question that nobody has answered correctly yet. Uh, right here, right here. Shout out—

sorry, I'm just dropping a tweet here. Shout out, uh, shout out, uh, what's it called? Shout out Klarna.

Oh man, that's just too fun.

We got done filming our new episode early, which is how I ended up here, uh, because I was like, I'm already in—

ah, fuck, wait, screen sharing is off on the stream. One of my employees just told me— is that— is it— can you guys see my— you guys should see my screen, right? Fuck. Is it double sharing now? I'm so confused.

You could— can you see my screen? You guys can see it?

Yeah, I don't know. Uh, all right, all right, all right. I think you should be able to see it.

Bark once if you could see my screen.

All right, cool, cool, cool.

All right, so you're probably wondering why— if, if you're new to the stream, you're probably wondering why wearing a turtleneck. And, uh, well, you know, it's a little cold in New York now, but we were just filming a new episode of Silly Valley Ventures. And, uh, you know, sillyvalley.vc, make sure you check it out. It's our new venture fund that we don't invest anything, we just build silly products. Um, and, uh, uh, you know, I needed to do a little Elizabeth Holmes bit because we're starting a new biotech company. And so yeah, that is how I ended up with the turtleneck. As for the glasses, well, I, yeah, had those from a sketch from a while ago, and I just didn't feel like changing.

Honestly, I'm never gonna change.

Oh yeah, what are you gonna do? All right, let's do a little more James Bond shit. I'm on my James Bond vibe today.

I guess I should probably do some Steve Jobs shit, but that feels a little cocky.

You know, it's one thing to dress up as Steve Jobs, it's another thing to imply anything, you know what I'm saying?

No, I'm just, just being a memelord. Um, all right, cool, cool, cool.

Uh, man, is anybody else's Twitter DMs just retarded? Like the weirdest messages of all time. Like absolutely strange. I've been getting the weirdest messages lately. Um, I think— I swear, like, they're just getting weirder, um, and weirder and weirder and weirder. And, um, yeah, I, I want to keep my DMs open because I like meeting new people. Um, but I also am really, uh, really quite annoyed, um, at all the weirdos who are, who are messaging me things. So if you're a weirdo who's gonna message me something, just message me something normal, like a picture of you dressed up as Steve Jobs. Yeah, I'm the weirdo, guys.

All right.

All right. This is okay. This is too wholesome.

I think this is, this is fine. Um, they don't make them like Steve anymore, you know what I'm saying? Like, his keynotes were just so good.

I feel like Bezos could have given keynotes like that, but he just didn't want to. I don't really know. I don't know, he'd rather just bang Latinos.

Hey, whatever floats your boat, bro.

Whatever floats your boat, man. Um.

If you haven't watched Steve Jobs give the iPhone keynote, definitely recommend doing that.

It's very good.

It's like, will make you believe in something again.

Yeah, I miss Steve Jobs.

If you guys can't tell, I just miss Steve Jobs a little. Just makes me sad, you know?

Oh, we gotta face swap myself on here.

Shout out Jason Isaacs, dude. Great job on White Lotus. Uh, if you guys watched the finale yesterday, shit was good.

Shit was really good. Uh, you know, some people called it a mixed bag, but I think it was very good. I enjoyed it. Um, acting superb.

Not enough nudity for sure. Why did they— why did they say it was rated R if there was no— there wasn't even a ball? You know, seems kind of absurd.

Oh, that's so good. Oh, that's so good. I gotta send that.

All right, so now watch, we're gonna add that to canvas. And now anytime somebody criticizes me on Twitter, instead of fighting back, because that's what pussies do, I just drop a meme. Because want to know the best way to fight back? It's somebody laughing at you, you laugh at them. And we're going to send this over to the Silly Valley Boys group chat and, uh, just have this ready at all times, you know.

All righty, all righty, all right.

I kind of want to— oh, let's see, should we try animating it? I want to— let's push AI. Let's see, let's see what happens.

Can AI, uh, Can AI animate a man killing himself? Well, I guess we'll see today. Man pulling trigger. I really don't want to kick off, get kicked off this AI because it's too good. Man pulling, man blowing it.

Fuck it, you know what, fuck it. There's always more AI models. Uh, that's a great thing about AI, uh, right now is there are endless AI models, um, and, uh, you can just swap one out if you don't like it. Oh yo, this is crazy! Holy shit, that's wild! Oh my God, that's crazy! If you guys aren't on Memelord Pro, you're missing out. I'm not saying this just to make money. I don't need the $42. Oh, that's interesting. Oh yo, I'm definitely using this when I see somebody going the wrong way, like, uh, you're doing some boring shit, fuck you. Yeah, um, you're just missing out on fun.

That's what I was saying, uh, you're just missing out on fun, and I don't want my friends to miss out on fun.

Friends don't let other friends miss miss out on fun.

Um, that is just a— it's just a good rule of— good rule of life, you know.

Um, how we doing? Uh, how we doing in the chat these days? Jack, Jack Scarizzi, do it!

I love it, I love it.

I saw you follow the other day and subscribed. I appreciate you. Um, I don't know why you subscribed, but I appreciate it. All right, I feel like this looks like. All right, we're going to edit this. I want to try something. All right, so with AI meme editing now, I'm going to try replacing these wine bottles with Saratoga bottles without having to like open Photoshop. I actually deleted Photoshop from my laptop, which feels incredible. I've had Photoshop since I was 11 or 12, and I just don't need it anymore because of AI and because of Memelord Technologies. I just don't need it.

Um, Switch Wine Bottles with Saratoga Bottles.

Uh, not saying that, you know, what we've got is as good as Photoshop, but Photoshop is 5 gigs, and then you have like the Adobe Media Encoder, which is another 5 gigs, and it just wastes so much space on the laptop.

And it's like, you could just— you just don't need it anymore.

And Adobe is just so annoying.

They're just— oh man, it makes me so sad.

Like, the— see, dude, seeing your favorite companies from your childhood just like get worse, it's like watching your favorite sports player. You're like, ah man, dude, Ryan Howard in the last couple years of his career.

See, this is not good. Blue, uh, blue.

Like watching like, I don't know, Albert Pujols. You know, I was a big baseball fan when I was a kid, and, um, like just watching one of your favorite sports players, that's how I feel watching Adobe right now.

It's like they are just going down.

Like, they should retire. Retire while you're ahead. But that's the thing with big corporations, is they can never retire, right? That's just called bankruptcy.

I don't know.

I, yeah, I never want to go public. Never want to— never want a company that is that big, you know. I don't think it'd be fun. Oh, that's perfect.

I think we need dark blue.

I'm gonna save it. Like, it just doesn't seem fun having that.

Dark blue.

I wonder if I could switch the guy to being black like the show or the morning routine.

I feel like I should be able to. See what happens.

Um, yeah, it's just sad to see that.

Ah, that's too dark.

Eh, I guess that's closer.

It's definitely close. That's close enough. I'm gonna go with close enough.

Should we try one more?

Ah, let's try it again.

Uh, edit again. So this is what I call iterative AI meme editing.

You just press edit again, brings up that version, you just This life's so much easier.

Make.

All right, all right.

So you can see how this is like super powerful if you're a meme lord, if you're trying to do it. Does your stuff work on mobile devices? Terribly, to be honest. Um, I used to feel bad. Oh, that's a little too black. Uh, maybe light skin.

Can we say that? Is that legal?

Yes.

I think it's legal. It's definitely legal. Yeah.

Anyways, um, does it work on mobile? Not great, to be honest, but, uh, we're working on it. I used to feel bad about that, and then I was, uh, I was on this retreat with Tyler over at Beehive, and, uh, Beehive doesn't— it doesn't let you write well on mobile.

And it's just like, dude, most—

like, not every software needs to be absolutely killer on mobile. Like, we're, we're working on, obviously, and we're, we're going to make it better on mobile, but like, it works very well on desktop. And, you know, Photoshop doesn't— I'm sorry, I'm getting defensive here, but the point is it works much better on web and works decent on mobile, uh, but we're fixing that.

So anyways, awkward. Awkward. Sorry, Jack. Sorry.

That's all good. Um, but it's definitely one of the, uh, you know, big requests. Um, it's pretty crazy. Last 6 months— so I quit my job 6 months ago, you guys know the story. It's head of growth over at Product Hunt, and, um, quit my job. 6 months later, got thousands of users. Um, Memelord's growing very fast. Um, growing profitable since like month 1. Now we got the show, got, uh, got a lot of things going on, got a lot of things. And so that is why we need that Red Bull, you know what I'm saying? All right, so I have a feeling that the reason why this is loading slow is because saying light-skinned Black might have tripped off some of the AI censorship here from Big AI. So I'm gonna go in the backend here, just see what's going on. I need to add an error thing, probably. That would probably be smart for like when somebody types in something a little too racist, like—

oh wait, no, it should be, should, should be working. Let's see, see what happens.

Um, we're gonna try that again.

All right. Let's see.

Make man light skin black. I think that's a very reasonable request.

That's— I don't, I don't think that's a racist thing to say personally, because you're saying make the man a different race, like, and you're being descriptive. Um, did it work? Oh, there we go. Um, it's weird, it got rid of the background. That's strange. Uh, Under make man, you have to like treat AI like a 2-year-old. Make man darker skinned. Make man's skin darker.

Like, I'm trying to think of this guy, uh, what's his name, the, the morning routine guy, Ashton Hill or something.

Ashton Hall. I can see that. Make man's darker.

Yeah, all right, you know what, fuck it, we'll just use this one. I feel like, yeah, that's— everybody knows what—

yeah, okay, all right, cool, that works.

All right, so we've got that.

Um, I'm thinking try animating it, having him— I'm thinking of AI removal, taking a nice AI That's what we need. All right, so we'll just download that. I need to add that AI background removal button there. All right, we're working on that.

Add it to the linear.

All right, so we're gonna, uh, we're gonna download this real quick and now remove the background.

Actually, you know what, I've been playing around with this a lot.

This is pretty sick.

We're gonna switch this, so we're gonna switch him being with no background, and we're gonna try to add him at something like a cartoon bar or something, and then we're gonna animate him.

So let's see how this works.

All right, once again, if you're wearing a turtleneck and glasses today, you get free Red Bull. If it's just me, just not as much fun.

Pocket Procreate, yes, correct. Uh, Memelord, Gober.

Uh, yeah, if you guys want to give me more to try for free, feel free. It's, uh, there's a free trial for both plans for 3 days, so have fun for the next 3 days of your life.

And, uh, yeah, that's about it. That's, that's all I could say there. Did this thing work?

Fuck.

Oh, here we go. Oh yo, that's pretty fire. That's kind of fire. That looks like a real bar. Okay, it's a water bar.

That's funny. Um, okay, interesting, interesting.

All right, let's try switching this thing out. I want to play around with something else. All right, uh, so we're gonna, we're gonna try this one and then, uh, we're gonna switch him and, and add him into New York, I'm thinking. So pull up this little AI edits here. Sorry, the background tools. So there's like a bunch of different background tools.

You could remove the full background, you could remove the face, you could do a bunch of stuff because you never know what you're going to need. Um, so let's, let's give this a try real quick. Sorry guys, just pulling this up.

All right, all right, so we're gonna switch the background and, uh, I'm thinking switch it with Central Park.

All right, let's see, let's see. All right, let's go make some laughter for Microchips. Let's fucking go.

And then we're gonna take the pup on a walk.

All right.

Oh, that's sick, yo! That's crazy how fast that was.

Interesting. Fuck, that's crazy.

Okay, all right, wait, I'm, I'm gonna try that again. I just want to play around with something real quick.

Um, Central Park. That's so interesting. Oh, and it got rid of the logo. Interesting. I actually like that. I didn't want to— that's crazy. All right, let me try this again.

I love doing this because like my, my mind is blown as much as it is for like other people playing around with it because it's like AI is constantly full of surprises. That's also— I just feel so bad for people who aren't using AI. It's like, uh, you're just missing out on like the serendipity of AI and the weird things that can be created.

Um, Empire State—

ah, we'll say like Grand Central. Yeah.

Oh my God, Grand Central Station. Station.

Yeah, dude, that's crazy, man. Deepfakes. This is like a straight-up deepfake.

Like, it looks like me with a gun, and, uh, if you showed this to a cop, you'd be like, ah, Bro's getting arrested for something, you know, wild.

I see why people are a little worried.

All right, let's see what's popping. Let's see, let's go.

And we're gonna— we're actually gonna go to Central Park probably. Let's see, meet up with a— meet up with the homie, take the pup for a walkie. My dog was so high yesterday, it was so funny. Oh, it got rid of the gun. That's so weird.

Um, uh, all right, cool, cool.

That's crazy, it got rid of the gun.

I'm surprised.

Oh wait, no, I uploaded the wrong one.

That's why.

Oh, fuck me, this is crazy.

All right, yeah, I uploaded it.

That's my bad. All right, my bad, guys. We're gonna try this again.

Alrighty, anyways, yeah, my dog was really high yesterday because he doesn't like getting his blood drawn, and, um, so we had to get him high and he was exhausted as shit.

But it was so funny, he was like drugged up.

We had to take a Lyft for like 9 blocks.

So bad. Yes, we took a Lyft because I'm banned from Uber. Don't make me feel bad, guys. It was a weird year in 2018. Strange time, strange, strange year.

What's up, buddy? Chill, dude, chill. We'll go out in a bit. Um, come here, buddy, come here. Oh yo, that's crazy. All right, peace out, we're going to the subway. Uh, we gotta go reenact this. Just kidding. All right, we're going, uh, we're going on a walk. Um, but this is fun. If you guys seriously, uh, if you're not signed up for Memelord, you're just missing out on fun. All right, I don't need your $6 or $42 if you do the Pro Plan. Um, but I do need the internet filled with crazy memes. All right, so memelord.tech, free trial. Um, and, uh, we're constantly improving it, adding new features. Uh, she's crazy. I only showed you a little bit right now. I just showed you some animation, face But we got much more. We got videos, we got— we're going to be connecting the animations. We got all sorts of crazy shit. So thank you very much and peace.

All righty.