WELCOME TO THE MEME STREAM

Wow, here we go.

All right, are we here? I think we're— I think so. I think the internet just did us.

They can see us.

Yeah.

Is this where we announce ourselves?

Yes. So the problem I had last time was, um, couldn't, uh, respond to comments. Oh, so I gotta figure that out. Okay. All right. I have the chat up this time.

Yeah, you have the chat up. Okay. I'm gonna see if there's a chat on— oh, I'm gonna see if there's a chat on my own LinkedIn.

I don't know.

How do I even see if I'm live on LinkedIn?

All right, what are you feeling? Let's make some memes.

Let's make some memes. That's, that's all we're doing is making memes.

That's a good one. Donald Trump.

Oh, that's so good.

I feel like we need a LinkedIn logo, you know, passing you the LinkedIn.

Passing you thought leadership.

Oh, that's a good one. Yeah, I'm pulling that up.

Yeah, dude, he's passing thought leadership.

You gotta pass that thought leadership, bro.

Oh, that's awesome.

Pass that thought leadership, bruh.

Oh yeah.

Um, all right, so let's paste that baby from clipboard. Let's go. Is it going live on LinkedIn?

It is live on LinkedIn.

Oh my God, it's working.

I've never done LinkedIn live.

We're on LinkedIn. We're also on YouTube, which is strange. All right, amazing, dude. I mean, at the end of the day, like, a joint is no different from LinkedIn. No, they're both addictions.

Yeah, they're both addictions.

One might be worse, and it's definitely LinkedIn.

I mean, a lot of the ideas that get posted on LinkedIn would only come up with when you're really boring and high.

Fair enough. Um, uh, let us know if— all right, the dog is here. Oh, what's up? Um, what's up, dog? See if we got the chat working today. Chat. Yo.

Oh, meme stream.

Shane, what's good? So Shane just commented, he's, uh, the designer I was telling you about. Dope designer.

Oh, hell yeah.

Who's too expensive.

I can't afford him.

Yeah, yeah, I see.

Okay, got it.

He was best man at my wedding. I can't afford him. What? Yeah, dude, he's just too good.

How do we kidnap Shane and use him for our own— we can keep him like—

actually, Shane did design the Memelord Technologies logo. Oh, well, I kidnapped him, actually.

Okay, that makes sense.

All right, actually, you know what, maybe check this out. So, okay, AI background removal here. Yeah, and now we got the gluk gluk.

The gluk gluk.

Yeah, the gluk See, what, what is—

what's the origin of the, the, the Moomi, the Moo Shooter?

What do you mean? What's the origin? Yeah, the origin is that it's a real gun, bro, and that's my gun.

Oh, that's your— you've got a Blixie.

Oh, I like this, I like this. All right, what are we thinking? I love this meme. This meme has become super popular. The—

how are people— you— how—

so it's like supposed to be like an average girl, and there's this like joke going around the internet like that girls don't know if this meme means a good thing or a bad thing. Oh, that's awesome. I like the usage of this, like, forward, like, can I wash?

Okay. Yup, I like that.

I like it. Let's make a little box here.

It's like, you're so fast at memeing. It's really amazing, dude.

When you build the software, you can, you get pretty fast at it.

Like, Yeah, I mean, that makes sense. You should be able to use your own software.

Yeah, dude, I definitely— All right.

Can I open it? All right.

Yep.

Now, now I think—

Oh yeah. I forgot this is on LinkedIn.

No, no, please.

It's LinkedIn. All right.

I don't care.

I've kidnapped Jack. I have his— I've kidnapped Jack to show him memes.

I, if this is the way that I can get away with posting wilder shit on LinkedIn, I'm very happy. Oh wait, that's my favorite. This is the best meme I've ever made using your software.

Which one was it?

The one that was, uh, it was like VC analysts like Zinn, uh, Adderall, and then the canvas was rejecting people over Gmail.

All right, what do we think? This is my brush, uh, or I guess this would be my canvas.

Um, oh yes. What would be—

I think for your brush it'd probably be like Depression. Yeah.

Um, oh, unemployment. Oh, unemployment. Yeah. Maybe it's, no, no, maybe it's, uh, the, the circle around LinkedIn. It's like open to work circle.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I like it. Goddamn.

All right. Let's, right. I'm excited to announce I'm open to opportunities.

This is my brush.

Yeah.

I like it. And then what are you thinking for your paint? I think your paint is like cold outreach maybe.

Is it in males?

Wait, wait. I've got a funny idea.

I got a funny idea here. This is my pain. This is my brush. Wait, wait a minute. This is my brush is you've been— I'm sorry to say that you've been let go. This is my pain is Open door.

All right, uh, wait, so which one? This is my brush.

So then this, this is my brush becomes, um, uh, meeting with HR. Yeah, meeting with HR. This is my pain.

Oh, this is—

dude, I've made so many jokes recently shitting on, uh— oh, I can't, I gotta turn this off. But I've made so many jokes recently shitting on people, on, uh, uh, on like unemployed people who put desperate on LinkedIn, and the amount of people who've gotten mad at me.

Yeah, they just got—

they get so mad, dude.

I think I'd rather say that like I paid my wife to marry me than put like hashtag open.

Oh, some of the comments are saying find that hashtag desperate circle.

Have you—

did I show you that article? The people on LinkedIn are putting hashtag desperate on Yeah, I'm pulling it up.

Dude, I'm like Jamie from my own hashtag. Where's I just want that though?

Oh my God.

Hashtag.

I can't believe people actually do this on the internet.

Yeah. One thing, one piece of hiring advice, guys. If you want to get hired, don't tell people you're desperate. Don't tell people you're desperate.

That means— It's the same as dating. You wouldn't go up to a girl or boy and be like, I just need this so bad, baby, please.

Well, that's actually how I—

Is that how you met Erica?

Yeah, that's how I met Erica.

Was she doing community service or something?

Yeah, she was volunteering, right, with the criminally stupid.

I had hashtag desperate.

Hashtag desperate. Um, oh, here's Erica.

Wait, this is my brush is, uh, out of the job for— maybe it's like out of unemployed for, um, 8 months. Yeah, or something like that. That's so good. It's you, just open door.

There we go. There we go. Hashtag desperate.

Varun, you have no idea how many people— there's a whole article in the Wall Street Journal about people actually doing this.

Yeah, this is a thing that people are actively doing. Is a good idea. Oh wait, you know what? Wanna know what's coming? This is gonna take our jobs, bro.

Yeah, that is—

This is my brush.

This is my brush. Yeah, you've been replaced.

Yeah, automation is coming. Yeah. Oh wait, yo, I haven't tried this yet. Let me try this. All right, we're switching memes here.

Switch memes. Let's go rogue.

I've got a good feeling about this one. That fits perfectly.

Yeah, that's a good fit. That's a good fit.

It's a really good fit.

Yup.

It's just, I like this one. It's a really good fit. Um, um, sir. They requested their strap-on.

Um, no, so, so this guy's leaning in to tell the robot. Yeah, let's get, let's get in the mind of the ro— of this moment. He's getting, he's going to the robot and he's saying, um, what's he saying? What's he saying? What would he be telling? So this, this guy said on, on 9/11, he was like the towers have been hit. Here it's, uh, what if it's Elon Musk is trying to get you banned or something like that? Or it's like, um, Sir Elon said you need to move faster. Yeah.

Um, oh, I like that, dude. Apparently working for Elon is crazy. I was talking to a friend who works at SpaceX. Yeah. And just like the amount that Elon screams. Yeah. Sounds awesome. Yeah. Sounds so much fun.

That would be— I bet it is fun. Someone just said they paid for Memortech yesterday.

Oh my God. I know. You are my hero.

Yes.

The chat is not working on Twitter again.

Is that normally— this is normal. You swear this never happens, right?

Oh, it happens every time. I don't swear, dude. Twitter. Twitter is a broken app. Like, I love— I love Elon. I love X. Bro, so is that app is buggy, bro.

LinkedIn's fucked.

Like, what I love about Twitter is it is broken, but I still spend all my time on it.

I mean, it's the same. Well, we're trying to get rich here. Yeah, you need social media to get rich these days, unfortunately.

And it's, it's, it's so much fun. Oh wait, all right.

Just, yeah, your, your partner is a pedophile. That's so dark.

Sir, um, uh, sir, sir, your chat logs have been found. Uh, I gotta save this one for the— just the, the day that MrBeast finally goes down. So, you know, he's eventually gonna go down for something.

Yeah, they're gonna get him for something. They're gonna get him for something. We all get got eventually. You can't survive forever.

That's true.

Like, God forbid they find out this stream in the future.

Oh, I literally—

one of the many hundreds of streams I've done in the past, and I've said the most asinine things possible.

Yeah, I mean, we talked about that on the podcast recently where it was like, um, talking about becoming uncancellable, right? Um, yeah, you know, that's, that's always the goal here.

It's just a level of wealth that we're, we're not there yet.

We're not there. We'll get there one day, dude. All right, what are we thinking, dude? Tom Brady has blonde hair now.

Wait, what?

Crazy. Um, all right, I'm thinking I like these. Dude, Zuck's drip. What do you think about Zuck's drip as a drippy male? As a drippy man?

As a drippy man?

Yeah.

Um, he's really— he's come a long way.

He really has. He's come a long way. I saw a really funny tweet.

He has to do this.

He has— I saw a really funny tweet which was basically like he experienced all the growth of a Jewish boy but over 40 years instead of like 15 years, 20 years.

Yeah, like he had his bar mitzvah.

I was nerdy at like 13, and then by like 16 I was like, you know, is he even getting girls and stuff, you know?

Um, I think he might be like 39. Yeah, which it's so crazy to think how young he is, dude.

I mean, he started Facebook when he was 18.

It's so wild. All right, he's the man. Sir, I've always been Team Zach. Yeah, he wasn't complete fucking dork.

Yeah, I mean, he's a good dork, you know? Like, yeah, there are worse dorks out there.

Oh yeah, there's definitely worse dorks out there.

All right, what are we thinking? Uh, McDonald's. Yeah, this one's good.

This one's so good.

It's just such—

I mean, like, the way I mean this was like this, you know, the the, uh, boot police. I know, what's he waving to? Who's he waving to? Let's, let's try and come up with—

all right, you really want to get in their heads, bro.

Of course, like, what makes this funny? That's what, that's how you get—

all right, we got to do Polymarket, cuz what is Polymarket, dude? Polymarket, it's the—

oh, is that where the people bet?

Yeah, the prediction market. So Polymarket, um, they're users of the app, and, uh, they are insane right now, dude, for sure. It's so popular right now. Polymarket. They have, they're working with so many meme pages and shit. Yeah. Here we go.

He's waving to.

Who's he waving to? I feel like we could, we could add some shit here.

What if, what if it's, what if it's A16Z? You put an A16Z hat on him and it's just like, we'll circle back next round. Like, come back later.

You know what I mean?

But it's like literally come back on the next drive-through.

Let me try to find an A16Z hat.

There's got to be an A16Z hat.

Dude, I don't know. Maybe a Sequoia hat? Um, uh, dude, I don't see any A16Z. I could just put a hat and then put the A16Z logo.

I think that might be the move. I think that might be the move.

Dude, what is going on here? Am I on shopping? Oh, dude, have you ever bought anything on Google Shopping?

No, I don't believe you. I've never bought anything.

Yeah, I don't pay for things. I don't pay for things. That'd be a very unnatural thing to do.

Yeah, it's not for me.

Oh shit.

That's the stream.

Yeah, yeah. All right, let's put this baby here. Now, all right, we need a better hat. Um, let's find that hat. I think, do we want orange logo?

Maybe orange logo, because then it pops.

Yeah, yeah, it does pop. And it works well with his hair too, you know.

It does, it blends in, you know.

It's like the equivalent of, oh, Oh wait, actually, you know what, maybe instead of a hat it's like just—

yeah, yeah, very 16. It's just like, come back at the next round, follow up later, we'll circle back, we'll circle back.

Yeah, yeah, let me comment this underneath the tweets, uh, the tweet storm. Dude, yeah, I don't think the, the chat is working again, but it's okay, Twitter, you buggy. Thing.

We're just coming up with infinite memes.

Yeah, it's all good.

So funny.

Let me cut this one off a bit.

He's so good. He's like such— he's so memeable at every moment in time. I don't know how he does it.

Uh, I think just, uh, being himself, you know?

That's true.

And he's just like a weird dude.

He is so weird.

Like, he doesn't— he doesn't drink or smoke. He doesn't, you know, do anything crazy. He's just a weird dude.

It just makes him go wild.

All right, Kanye West has a new album coming out. That sounds terrible, but I missed the old Kanye. I know, it's crazy how he like had that whole 'I miss the old Kanye' thing, and now it's even more like 'I miss the old Kanye.' I know, like the, the level to which he's gone at this point is really wild. Yeah, it's pretty crazy. It's pretty crazy. Do you see he got divorced? That's crazy. You can't have your wife walk around without clothes on and not get divorced. I, I, that doesn't make sense to me, honestly.

Wow, really? Yeah, that's bad news for us.

Uh, where's the stream chat? And now it's asking me to put the chat in another window. That's not working either. That's okay. Um, if you guys are watching this at Friday at 1 PM, you are not working. What if I go on Can you see the stream chat on Twitter?

Can I?

I don't know, I'm asking you. But like, click on the broadcast. Is there like a— yeah, yeah, the live chat thing at the bottom. Click that. Okay, so far it's just Shane. Nice, nice.

Um, okay, Red Bull.

Yeah, yeah, I added this Red Bull sticker in here because you obviously— oh, that's good, dude. Imagine the robot the first time it tries Red Bull.

Yeah, be like, I'm unstoppable now. Wait, wait, wait. What if we put little angel wings on him? He sprouted wings. Dude, if they get a hold of Red Bull, it's all over for us. There's no hope if they get a hold of Red Bull.

That's how the Terminator stuff starts. Yeah, Terminator.

No, what if it's like, that's like, we put the Terminator 8 on top of it. It's like the next Terminator movie. It's just the Skynet gets Red Bull.

What do you mean the next one? I thought that's what it was about.

Oh, that's not that. Oh wait.

All right, angel wings, you thinking? It's either that. Red Bull. Red Wings, right?

It could be Red Wings or we just put like on the top of it just like a movie title. We just, or we, what if we get the Terminator, uh, Terminator movie and we put Terminator 5. It's Red Bull.

Uh, Terminator logo. Is there like a Terminator logo? Here we go.

Yeah.

There we go.

The Terminator 6.

Yeah, yeah. How many Terminator movies are there?

I don't know, that's a great—

it's been so many Terminators.

How many Terminators?

I think 3. 3 is my guess. I'm going 3. I'm going 3 movies are there. We should start betting on this.

That's probably— we bought a bet on Terminator Chronologic Chronological 1.

Oh no, Terminator 69. There we go, baby.

7, 8. All right, you're so wrong.

I'm wrong. How many are there?

10. Wait, what?

Wait, there can't be. Wait, wait, how many?

It says the Terminator movies in order. Terminator 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. So this would be Terminator 7.

Yeah. All right. I'm tagging my friend who works at Red Bull because—

got a guy that's ideal.

Yeah, dude, we're going to get that SpaceX brand deal.

I need a Red Bull sponsorship.

Yeah, I'm trying to work with them on a memeathon out in LA. It would be so much fun.

That would be fun.

Yeah, that'd be great. You got to fly out for that. This is the next Red Bull, Red Bull Robot Wars.

Okay, hang on. 4+ told you. Yeah, they were right. You were right in chat.

How many?

He's like, there's 4+. He was right, there's 6. The Terminator 69, that's so good. That's amazing.

Um, I can't believe that there have been that many Terminators. Honestly, really good.

Terminator 2, Terminator 2, I watch it like every quarter. It's the best. We should really just stop streaming it.

What if we just stream Terminator?

We should just stream Terminator. It's so much better than anything we could ever say and come up with.

Um, dude, honestly, what if we became— you know how there's like those YouTube channels that just play dog music? Yeah, we should be that for memes. We make memes for dogs to watch.

That's— dude, I did just meet someone who's making a video streaming service for animals. Yeah, for pets.

Yeah, how are they doing?

Not well.

Yeah, why would you need something that's not just, um, you know, that's not just— what's it called— uh, YouTube?

Oh, Bryan Johnson. Bryan Johnson is kind of the man.

Bryan Johnson is the man. I'm— he is the man. Also, he is a memer. I don't know if you've seen him.

No, he's awesome, dude.

He posts some serious—

he's got a great sense of humor. Yeah, which is awesome.

But he would probably be a lot healthier if he drank Red Bull.

Like, what if, what if, um, What would he be holding other than blood? He could be holding— Red Bull. Cialis.

Cialis.

Zyn. Just a canister of Zyn.

That would—

that personally would be—

All right, let me do that one.

Yeah, I love that one. Just him holding Zyn.

Oh, how have I not made a Zyn sticker? I need a Zyn.

You do need a Zyn sticker.

Zyn logo. I guess Zyn pouch.

Yeah, cool, man.

There we go. This one? Wintergreen?

Is that good? Or this one?

Spearmint? What's the most finance bro-y?

I feel cool mint is the most ideal.

Okay.

I'm telling you right now, we want cool mint.

Alright. The people want cool mint. I'm gonna stickerfy that.

I won't lie to you, I lowkey got a little addicted to Ziv for a bit. I'm off now.

Oh dude, that's actually how you're gonna raise for your next round though.

I will say.

They'll give you money.

If Ziv sponsors me, I'll go back to doing Ziv.

No, no, class action lawsuit. Bro, in like 3 years. Oh dude, I—

well, no, I don't— I'm not— I'm, I'm pro— I'm pro vices. I want— if they kill people, that's— I'm like, I don't have a problem with that as long as I get a bag off it, right?

But so you could sue.

But will they just sponsor me? Can I get a Zinn sponsorship for the newsletter?

That would, that would probably be a good fit, honestly.

It's not a bad fit.

No, it's— that'd be a great fit for you.

I would love that personally.

All right, we got Brian John Zinn. All right, we're gonna tag him. Uh, let's hope he see— he'll definitely see that. Um, I wonder if he does Zinn.

I don't think he does nicotine because it like would be bad for his heart.

Um, yeah, I feel like you're probably right about that. Um, but I'm not sure with him because he is— he's definitely doing a lot of experimental stuff, right? You know, you know. Um, This is— let's see if, uh, did I—

I told you about I wanted to do political pouches for, um, nicotine pouches.

No, you didn't tell me that.

Tucker Carlson, Osama bin Laden.

Oh, Osama bin Laden, that's good.

Yes, I'm telling you, I, I went through and I, I, I reached out. I actually got samples from a nicotine pouch company in Denmark.

Denmark.

Yeah, because I was like, what am I to speak Danish? No, they just shipped them out. They were bad though. Like, I tried them and I was like, I sold these to people, I would— it would be bad. It would— I would feel bad.

What made them bad?

Um, they were all like 8 milligrams plus. Like, the lowest was 8 and it was all up to like, I don't know, 20 milligrams of nicotine.

All right, wait. They said Tucker is pushing a new brand of pouches. I feel like, bro, I would give Tucker Carlson— wants to sponsor. Let's, let's hear it.

Hi, I'm Tucker Carlson. Today we're making memes.

Why?

We need memes. They make money. Do you make money? I do. Why don't you? Maybe it's because you're stupid. Maybe it's because you're poor. And you should be. It's just Tucker Carlson is just all in the intonation.

What are you talking about?

He gets really high. I love when he gets high-pitched. Yeah, I'm like a little too baritone for Tucker Carlson, unfortunately. Yeah, let me do the intonation.

Yeah, Tucker, that, that was really good.

That's my, it's my Tucker Carlson firing people from—

Dude, I was trying to get on the Tucker meme team.

What does Tucker Carlson's laugh sound like? I do it. You're right. Why is that? I find it interesting. Oh, that means interesting. What if— okay, it's Mudang and Taco Carlson. There's something interesting about that. There's definitely something. It's just like classic Day-Date on.

Yeah. Um, all right, let's jump to Palmer.

Oh dude, warrior mode.

Warrior mode.

Warrior mode.

Did you ever see—

I— this was a newsletter I wrote about because I must Dude, he did this amazing interview on stage at Pepperdine where he's like, people need warrior and a warrior class.

They do.

In order to just to defend the liberties of everyone else, they need people who won't feel bad about it, and I'm that person. And then at the end of it, the Pepperdine, uh, uh, president of Pepperdine tried to hand him like bound, like first edition copies of Lord of the Rings, and he just goes, I can't take those. I drove a motorcycle here and I did it because Anduril is named after Lord of the Rings.

That's so funny. Yes.

Um, all right.

So I think we gotta say, which we call it warrior class then.

Yeah. I think it's like, it's, it's warrior class.

Um, warrior class entrepreneur. Yeah. And then you need the Hawaiian shirt. Yeah.

Goatee.

Yeah. The, the Hawaiian shirt really shows you don't care. Yeah. That's what it's for. It's, it's not really about style, it's about, uh, dominating. Yeah, domination.

Yeah, you like Hawaiian shirt, wears Hawaiian shirt, uh, builds weapons, drone strikes children, builds weapons.

I like it. Um, hates Jason Calacanis.

Oh, hates Jason Calacanis.

Um, yeah, warrior class entrepreneur. I like it. Maybe we just say— what do you think? Just Palmer. Palmer. Yeah.

Hawaiian shirt for Doc. Builds weapons. Uh, uh, he's kind of like a weeb, right? So he kind of—

oh, anime. Anime. He loves anime.

Yeah, loves anime. Love anime. Hates Jason Calacanis. Loves anime. This basically describes like half of people in Silicon Valley.

Basically everyone actually.

For sure.

Um, has motorcycles. See, the t-shirt is either a flex or a sign you've given up. I say a flex for sure.

I mean, yeah, well, it's in this case, it is a sign of a flex, but in many, I think he's right in that in many cases it's a sign of like you're homeless.

Yeah, or, or just like you're trying to do and you have ED.

Yeah. Or you're like, you're like the uncle who doesn't make money but like babysits every once in a while. Yeah.

Yeah. I like that. You know? Yeah. That's definitely a weird babysitting kind of thing. Yeah, for sure.

You don't do it many times.

No, you're not allowed.

After you take them to Dave Buster's, you're no longer allowed.

Oh yeah. Billionaire. We got to put billionaire. All right. I think that's good. Hawaiian shirt. Made. I think bulletproof Hawaiian shirt.

Okay, I like that, dude.

I would love a bulletproof Hawaiian shirt, honestly. That'd be so fire. Um, my wife doesn't like when I wear Hawaiian shirts. Oh no, I'm just on it.

Do you often wear Hawaiian shirts?

No, because she doesn't like it.

Is that Mike Tyson fighting a hurricane?

Um, yes, it might be. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is.

That's awesome.

Yeah, yeah. Um, and it's not AI, even though that says AI. That's a lie. That's definitely a lie. All right, we gotta, gotta add this one. We gotta get that Palmer, that Palmer like, dude.

Yep, Palmer lucky for Halloween is great.

All right, boom, posted. All right, another meme made. I'm thinking, oh dude, speaking of Palmer, this is the best.

This is, this is It's just really, well, how could we forget this?

Yeah. Oh man, we fucked up on that one. Oh, check out these that I just added in last night. I like these. Trump blank tweet example.

Trump blank tweet is awesome.

Yeah, like you could just do so much with that. It's just like something really smart. Storytelling is key to fundraising.

Oh, don't do that. I will hate you forever. That's the worst. It should be something, um, your network is your net worth. And then it's just like stupid LinkedIn posts.

Yeah, with the 100.

Yeah, he's like, he's, you know, Trump is, Trump might have, I think Trump has dementia. And then that's the tweet. Uh-oh, Trump is losing it.

Oh, also another one. Um, I'm a crypto current crypto entrepreneur, university president.

Um, is that a— wait, who's—

dude, he started a crypto coin and he started a university. This bro has done everything. Uh, he's also a sneaker designer.

Oh, what if we put him like— we do it like a LinkedIn bio where it's like, oh yes, things in between it.

Sneaker.

And the slashes in between.

Meanwhile, Kamala, um, likes to laugh. Uh, nah, fuck that one. All right, I think— dude, that's what I love about this too, is like how fast I can just— like, sometimes you got to delete it, you know? Like, there's this idea in writing where it's like deleting your darlings. You have to do the same with memes. Oh, where like you can't— like I'm sure you do that, right? Oh, kill it before—

yeah, kill it before it lays eggs.

Oh, that's smart. Before you can't kill it anymore. Oh yeah. Oh, that's, that's a good— it's a good one.

Tyler Denk is a meme, or you just— you've added that in there?

I had to add it. I got to support the boy Tyler Denk, dude. This started on Beehive. Beehive is a big user of this for sure.

I have— this is my job now.

So what, Beehive? Oh, writing news. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fair, fair.

Um, oh, fuck, you're gonna make me—

oh, that's perfect.

That's very fun. Oh, oh, oh, that's so funny.

So funny. Oh, definitely gonna add this one to the newsletter. Oh, that's a good one.

Yeah, that's a good one. I don't know how you didn't think about that before.

Because I've never actually seen this template until like yesterday, and then it just started trending again. I was like, oh, let me throw this in here.

Yeah, that's an awesome template.

Yeah, it is. Um, I also love how like you could just keep logos on tap whenever you need them. Um, oh, I like this one. Did you have a Game Boy SP? Of course. What color did you have?

I had a couple. I had silver, and then I think I had blue.

Oh, I had that purple one. Yeah, I miss— I miss those days, bro.

I That was the most fun that I've ever had.

Yeah, it's just, it's all been downhill.

Hiding in a corner of my house from my mom playing Game Boy SP.

Dude, the Philly portal, man.

Oh yeah, what happened at the Philly portal?

Dude, the Philly portal, you don't want to know, man.

Yeah, I'm— I went to the, I went to the portal in New York. It was pretty whack.

Oh, what was going on?

It was just a crowd of like bots trying to be like, oh my God, I want to get on camera. NPCs. Yeah, yeah, for sure. We should make a portal, be like, dude, bad things happen in Philly, man. Philly is—

you don't want to know.

Philly is a dark place.

Philly is a dark place.

Philly is dark energy.

And that's why, like, Always Sunny in Philadelphia is so good.

Yeah, of course. That show is literally the best of all time. Yeah, I haven't watched— I used— I've watched every episode of Billions. I haven't watched in a while.

I've, like, gotten really back into it. I went through Why don't I get back into South Park?

That's my favorite show, dude.

Family Guy too. Like, I've slowly realized sometimes you got to turn off the intellectual podcasts, just like let the dumb shit drive.

I don't listen to any intellectual podcasts.

Really?

Never?

None?

None. That's wild. I stopped. I used to, and then at a certain point I got so sick of it I just gave up entirely. I'm like, I have enough smart friends that are yapping on the phone to me all day. The last thing I'd rather just listen to comedy.

Nice.

I like it.

Which, which comedy podcast?

So I like to listen to Hamas as a podcast. I'm a big fan. Well, no. What am I? I like— I'm a big fan of Tim Dillon. I love rants and I've always been a big rant fan. What do I listen to? I listen to like Your Mom's House every once in a while.

Wait, is that a real name?

Your mom's— yeah, it's Tom Segura's podcast.

Oh, I thought you were just like fucking with me.

That'll be fun every once in a while. I, I go, I go off. There's like some I don't— I can't get into.

Yeah, yeah, I got you. Um, I like podcasts. Like, my goal with my podcast is like half learning and half, uh, comedy. Yeah, because like sometimes I don't like with the comedy podcast how it can be like too— like there's no learning, like there's nothing serious, and they're just talking about Like, they're just, you know, it's kind of boring.

One of the best things I've seen is Theo Von and his podcast.

Oh, he's smart.

He'll bring on like a plumber and stuff.

Yeah.

And those are the best podcasts. It's not the podcast with the president. It'll be like a coroner. Yeah. That's by far the best episode that he has.

They got real wisdom, bro. Yeah.

You know, the one with the, uh, the New York City trash, um, trash man, garbage man.

Oh, I heard about that one.

Yeah, that's— it was great. Dude's crushing it now.

Is he? What's he doing?

Well, because he just— he's like, he got a pension now. He's like 40, he's retired from— he'll make like $78,000 a year off his pension, have incredible benefits the rest of his life, and now he just like remodels homes for fun.

Good for him.

Yeah, um, it's like the trash man's doing better than most tech bros that I know, dude.

There's a lot of money in trash and plumbing too, like all that stuff.

Yeah, so I mean, worst case, you and I will just become like sexy plumbers, right? Yo, why not? Why worst case when we could just—

that's not a bad life.

Do it right now.

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.

Um, I'm thinking, I'm thinking Winnie the Pooh. Winnie the Pooh? No, Winnie the Pooh's high. He got high and now he's trying to read. That's what I look like every time.

I'm like, oh wait, here, I got a good caption here. Um, I feel like when you get a LinkedIn message on a Saturday, uh, when you get a LinkedIn DM at—

Yeah, or it could be like you get a LinkedIn DM, it's Saturday at 11 AM.

True, honestly. Uh, Saturday.

What? It's so accurate.

What are you doing here, man? Go enjoy your Saturday, bro.

What are you doing? I've been getting so many LinkedIn DMs recently.

On Saturdays?

Every day. I get like 50 DMs a day now.

Are they just nudes or what?

It's mostly nudes. I did have— I've never gotten nudes, but I have had a woman wake up and have a woman send me 100 photos of herself on LinkedIn before.

Before. Really?

Never met her. It was like crazy.

It was just a— somebody did ask me.

Unwell lady. Yeah, yeah, she was not doing great. She was like in love. She like found playlists of mine.

What was her name?

Yeah, like, how do we dox her right now?

How do we, uh— no, no, I was actually thinking of an introduction. Oh, VC is all about making intros.

That's a good point. I, I should be better about that.

So are you going make the intro.

Yeah, no, I, I already did.

Got kind of quiet, awkward. Like, I would really like the intro.

No, no, we'll get you, we'll get you the intro for sure. All right.

All right. Cool.

Nice. Nice.

I'm glad we're not recording this. So my wife—

no, no, no, no. I mean, think, I think I would— Eric will never—

are people watching this on LinkedIn? It's kind of cool. This is, this is going on YouTube, LinkedIn. There were people watching.

I don't think there's many, many LinkedIn stopped pushing it for whatever reason. Probably deserve it. Yeah, it might be because we deserve it. I think if we want to do LinkedIn next time, I think we can get hella viewers. We have to like tell people.

Oh, beforehand?

Yeah, I think so. Like make an event.

Make an event? Yeah. Oh my God, that's some fancy shit.

And get like a couple hundred people.

I don't know, I see some comments on there.

How can you help me? Oh yeah, can you help me get a girlfriend? I keep telling them I'm pretty and they spit in my face.

I like it, I like it. All right, what are we doing? What are we doing here? Um, oh, I only came to see Jack without a shirt, wasting my time.

Dude, Travis is a fucking gigachad.

Travis? Yes, Travis.

Travis is— he's the only one that makes real money.

Oh dude, that sounds terrible.

He makes a whole— he's, he's— dude, things are going well.

No, no, no, it's not, man. Travis is Pre-revenue, you only want to be pre-revenue.

Bootstrapped and could buy 8 boats. I'm just hoping Travis marries me someday, if I'm being honest. It's not my backup strategy.

What kind of business is it? Bootstrapped. Did you say 8 figures or 8 boats, or what's the difference really?

Oh, it's more than 8 figures.

Jeez, more than 8 figures? There's more?

There's more than 8 figures.

I thought there were only 8.

I know.

You never hear somebody say 9 figures.

You can have— yeah, well, that's because we work in startups.

Oh yeah, true, true. We're not—

all of our friends are fake, Reg. You're just really into Red Bull memes, apparently. Are you— do you work for Red Bull, dude? Is it secretly— is that secretly what you're doing with your time? Are you just trying to get Red Bull to buy this for— this for all their—

I'm just trying to get Red Bull to give me free Red Bull. I'm a simple man.

I know, I would take free.

Jack literally bought me Red Bull on the way up here.

I did. That was— I was trying—

you stopped at a bodega. I did.

And by the way, I love when they go like, he's like, oh, cash only. And I go, I don't have cash. And I start to walk out. He's like, okay, okay, okay, credit card, credit card, credit card.

They're just totally, I'm totally lying.

I know. I was like, can you stop? You're going to take my legal tender and you're going to be happy with it.

They take Bitcoin though.

Do they?

Yeah.

And Red Bull. I don't get it.

You could trade used Red Bull. Really? Yeah.

I would take Red Bull for instead of Bitcoin in many cases, because I don't get the feeling from Bitcoin anymore.

Yeah, yeah, I don't get that.

I'm past that point.

All right, what are we thinking? What are we thinking? Oh wait, get in the yurt. That's a good one. Here, I think we can do something with— let's get in here, dude. I like this one. Get in the yurt. Oh, I feel like it's got to be, uh, LinkedIn. Where was that? Saved assets. I gotta add some LinkedIn stickers. We are invading LinkedIn.

The Mongolians?

I told you, bro.

Is it just related to Game of Thrones? Do we put something up on top?

Yeah, I'm thinking, um, it's like Memelords.

The shit posters are taking over LinkedIn.

They are. We are. Damn right we are.

We're really making, we're making waves. I'm trying to be the most popular person on LinkedIn. Side of a year.

Dude, that's like the tallest of the midgets, man.

I'm trying to be the tallest of the midgets. I prefer midges.

Midges? What is a midge?

A midge.

A midge?

A midge.

What is a midge, bro?

We're making it up right now. You're like, you're a midge.

Dude, I—

same for midget.

Do you get happy when you see midges? Like, it makes my day.

Oh, for sure.

Like, not in like a bad way, like I'm making fun of them. It's just like every time I see one, I love knowing they're out there. They're so cute.

I love knowing they're out there. It's just like People, the whole fun thing about humanity is that there's like lots of different types of people.

Yes.

And that's fun.

It's nothing.

And that's fun.

It's nothing like against them.

It's like the same thing with seeing like an NBA player, right? You're like, fuck, that guy's so tall. And it's like, that's cool.

Yeah, but they could steal your girl and like a midget.

I don't, I, I don't know about that. What? I've met some, I've met some fucking absolute rizzlers out there. Midget rizzlers? Midget rizzlers?

Mizzlers? Mizzlers.

Mizzlers.

All right, yo, hear me out. I think the Rizzler is an industry plant from Big Candy to normalize people.

That was your best take you ever had.

Thank you. Thank you. I really think— I do think I am right about this because he's going to Welch's. They're sending him to Welch's. Yeah, he's only doing— he's not doing carrot, you know, sponsorships.

I love how the most popular people in the world are the most mediocre these days.

Thank you.

I know, me as well. It's literally, uh, yeah, we're by far the most mediocre people.

I don't know, man. Hauktua, she's a very bright girl.

No, she's— sure, for sure, you know, she's not bad, but, you know, Thottua.

You know what, Thottua.

Thottua. I haven't really invested in Thottua.

You should add that to your LinkedIn.

It's on my Instagram. I'll add it to my, uh, I'll add that for sure. That's very funny.

Early investor in Talk to Her. We should race who could get on Talk to Her first.

That would be a fun race. It'll be me.

I think you're married.

I'm gonna slide into her DMs.

Yeah, but I got the memes going on.

I'm gonna beg her to—

she's a meme lord.

She is.

She's a meme lady. She's a meme.

A meme lass.

A meme lass. I like that.

Meme lass sounds cool.

Um, yeah, a meme lass. Give me that meme lass. Um, all right, we should make some more BC stuff.

I think we should be making BC memes. This is our one true calling.

Um, free memes for all. Oh, the Joker. This is my communist run. Oh wait, I provide the memes. Did I tell you I'm working on, uh, something, something secret?

No.

I gotta show you, I gotta show you what I'm working on.

Now you're— you— I love when people are like, hey, did I tell you about that secret thing I can't say right now? I'm like, no. Okay, great, appreciate it. Leave me hanging.

All right, I'll, I'll show you. Oh, this will do numbers on LinkedIn. This is going to do some copy numbers. And then now one without LinkedIn. All right, where are we going? Nice.

Nice. I like where this is going.

Yeah. Yeah. I think, you know, you can, you know, you could just follow me and I give free memes, right? Like, you could sign up for Memelord Tech. You get a lot more memes. But I do provide. I am basically the communist meme lord. Yeah. You know, it's, um, I don't charge everyone just for the dank dank.

For sure. We just need to get—

Fuck. I keep doing it too small. What were you gonna say?

I forgot. It's Friday. I gave up hours ago.

Yeah, dude.

I don't know how people work 5 days a week. It's crazy.

I don't think they do. 'cause they wouldn't be watching this. There are 400 people watching this on Twitter right now, I think. So they don't work.

They don't work, okay.

I actually, like, every time I do this, there's usually some 1,000 people on or something. I'm like, go back to work, guys.

You should be doing something.

You should be creating shareholder value. Absolutely should be creating shareholder value.

My employee, my unpaid interns better not be on here.

Come you mean motherfucker. Oh, Waymo secures $5.6 billion for robotaxi. Damn. Wow. There's only 1,000 Waymos. Have you ever been in one?

No, I've wanted to. My favorite video is the Waymos that are in a parking lot honking at one another. Have you ever seen that? There's just a night where Waymo started going— they would wake up in the middle of night and just move around a parking lot honking. Yeah, like 8 Waymos just in a parking lot coordinating.

That's funny. All right, you know what, I'm doing a similar one that we've already done. But I think we got to get the robot as in— yes, it'd be interesting. Yeah, we got to rotate it perfectly. Yeah, because I feel like that's the right size. Let's bring that down.

Oh, oh, that's perfect.

That's gonna go to museum.

That's gonna go to museum. I mean, if they find Zid, if they get a hold of it, it's all over.

This might be my, my biggest accomplishment ever. Yeah, this is crazy. Um, do you see a correlation with founders you work with and if they do Zen and how much money they raise?

Yeah, the ones that do Zen typically raise a lot more.

Are you serious? Like, I, I'm actually— I would actually believe you.

I'm not joking. Yeah, people I know that are the most successful typically Zen. They don't do anything else though. Like, I have a couple, like my boy Vlad, who's the man, that guy's really successful, fully bootstrapped, and the only thing he does is Zen. He's like, I gave up everything except Zen. I'm like, now I only— yeah, it's a power-up. It's an efficiency tool. It's not, it's not a drug, you know.

Yeah, I don't know, man. I don't do, I don't do Zen. I used to do like Uh, what's it called? Stimulants and shit like that.

I do know like vaping is bad. What I will say is vaping is bad.

I feel like Zyn can't be good for you either though.

No, I mean, of course not.

It's not good for your heart.

No, of course not.

But I don't— probably it's probably not good that it's been super normalized.

It's— no, no, none of this is good, but it's just like, I will say if you're gonna do nicotine, it's probably the thing.

Yeah. You ever smoke cigs? Yeah.

Of course, I live in New York. I have— that's fair.

That's fair.

I smoked many a cig. Why don't I—

weird, like, I don't—

I can't do it. I used to be able, like, when I would go out, I would, you know, get fucked up.

I wish cigs were healthy for you.

They're— I should say, smoking things is very— it's socially very fun. It's so much to be able to go outside and, like, you're with some guy, it opens you up. There's something super nice about it. The only problem is it makes you want to kill yourself because it's really It's not good for you.

It's—

if you feel disgusting immediately after.

Yeah, I think they just figured that out. Yeah, it's not healthy.

It's not healthy.

Um, all right, I'm thinking, thinking, thinking, thinking, thinking. What are we thinking here?

What about— yeah, what about Paul Graham? There's just—

I feel like he's a very memeable man.

That Paul Graham meme is awesome. Just him just stalking you in the corner.

Yeah, dude, it's the cuck chair, man.

It is the cuck chair, man.

Um, what's your thoughts on accelerators? Because in my opinion, they're kind of like day camps. I don't really understand them.

It's like, um, yeah, I, I don't— I think it's the only thing that's good about them, or that I should say there's two things. The main thing is just meeting a lot of people at once. Yeah, you know, the likelihood of like everyone in YC, like your cohort of YC, there's gonna be 50 people out there who become really rich and successful is quite high. And if you're fun and good at meeting people and network well, it's a good place for you to be. But I think like the value is like outside of that, it just doesn't make sense. Him being in the goksjang is, is, is so me. And he's giant here too. He's so large. He's so big.

Uh, what's the caption? Um, we need a caption here. I'm thinking, um, Can we have 7% of that? Yeah, I like that.

We'll take 7%.

Perfect.

Beautiful.

We'll need—

we need— we need—

what are some more BC memes?

Oh, the cigarette in it. The cigarette in a case one is maybe my favorite. I haven't used it yet. I've been meaning to.

All right, let's use it.

How do we— that's me.

I've been trying to figure out a use for it too. Yeah, it's funny how some memes, like, they'll sit in my folder or like in the trending here. Yeah. And like the use case won't come to me for like, you know, a week or two. Like, it, it sometimes it just takes—

it needs to marinate. This one is such an epic one.

Yeah, it is an epic one. It's an epic one. Um, huh, let me see why. Cigarette case. Um, what's that?

All right, Zim gives you a positive aura boost. Yeah, Zam, I totally agree, it is positive aura with Zim.

Definitely. Yeah. All right, I think speaking of bad auras, what do you think of this photo? That's disgusting.

That's fucking crazy.

You know what that is?

It's plasma.

What is that? Does anybody even know what that is?

Plasma? That's Something to do with blood. We both didn't go to college. We can't—

Oh yeah, shit, we dropped out again.

We're both the most unqualified people to come up with what that is.

Yeah, we're quite unqualified. That's not good. All right, let's find some other VC memes.

Yeah, what can we meme?

Oh, I feel like there's a good caption here. Like VC, VC, VC, VC, or YC partner, YC partner. Yeah. And then TI code editors.

Um, like that, uh, VC partner, VC partner, and then just a Stanford founder on the couch. 23-year-old Stanford founder on the couch who like sells their company for $500 million. What if it's Barron Trump on the couch?

Barron Trump? Why?

Because he's young. He's a young kid. He's gonna go, he's gonna graduate, it's gonna tech company in 10 years, and it's gonna be, uh, it's Chamath, all the VCs that have been back Trump right now are going to invest in Barry.

Wait, I should put the all-in guys there. That'd be good.

Oh yeah, that's good.

That's a good one. Yeah, we could do that.

VC, VC, um, it's like A16Z, Sequoia, Tiger.

Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, Tiger. All I know about Tiger is they just spend way too much money.

Wait, you know, some say too much, others say, you know, generous.

You know, that's really what you want people to say about your, like, your investment.

Yes, that's absolutely what you want to say with your investment. All right, who goes in here?

All right, I'm thinking I like Baron. I think that's a good option.

Um, who's more— could be Nathan Fielder. Nathan Fielder's the man.

There we go, there we go. Um, small business owners. We could change it from VC to small business owners. They all need Nathan.

Who's going on the couch for VCs? Who do VCs all gang up on?

Is it really gang? It's kind of a gang love.

I'm— well, I know—

some people would call it gang love.

I mean, they're all trying to get in on it, you know.

Um, I'm thinking like a dropout Stanford. Yeah, for sure.

I mean, but what's a good Stanford dropout example?

Um, Elizabeth Holmes.

Oh yeah, like a young Elizabeth Holmes.

Yeah, this might have weird connotations though.

Oh yeah, she was a—

yeah, this might not be good. That guy looks like me.

Oh no, is it the Hilton guy?

I don't know. Billy Evans. That's crazy. She, she dates—

she's married to the Hilton guy.

So if you ever like sent letters to prisoners, like female prisoners or anything, Well, I mean, of course, it's a pool of—

it's maybe the best pool of single women that I can go after because there's no men there to compete with. And under normal circumstances, any man could compete with me. So I just have to go to places where they have no men and I'm their only option.

Dude, I find it crazy that women do message female prisoners or men, male prisoners.

That's crazy. Well, it's just, again, these women just want to be the bad boys. No, they want to be thrown down a flight of stairs. I don't know what it's about.

I try not to throw women downstairs too.

I agree. I mean, well, I know, I know who wears the pants in this household.

Yeah, you did just meet.

Yes, I met Erica. Um, she's scary.

She's scary but beautiful and silly. All right, I'm thinking we throw a Polymarket in here. Yeah, wait, wait. I've been loving the Polymarket memes because it's very easy to just like edit these up as well. Let's see which one. All right, wait. Is one drop all you need? All righty. Move it back again.

Okay.

All right, this is coming together.

They don't— people, we're giving people a real like live view. Oh, they're getting how to come together. How to make memes.

Yeah, I think that's why people have been enjoying these streams, is they feel like it's like, uh, no one has any idea how to, how to do this. Well, it's behind the scenes of the cooking, you know?

Yeah, for sure.

And like, I'm, you know, you get to see me being an idiot, and everybody loves to watch that. Um, all right, let's do this. Is one drop—

what is one drop?

Oh dude, the, the— there are no shit, dude. Like, uh, when she would say like one drop is all that, that was like the catchphrase or whatever.

Because one drop is also a poker event. It's very high, really. It's over— you put in $1 million of your own money and play super high stakes poker.

Really? Yeah, that sounds—

I've been watching a lot of poker recently because—

yeah, how's your poker game?

Pretty good.

We should play.

I'm like a, I'm like a half decent poker player now.

Really? Uh, like Texas Hold'em or not?

Yeah, Texas I mean, I played the other games.

I don't find it as fun though. I'm thinking, who asks this? Uh, also VC, uh, FBI, Sequoia. Uh, oh, actually, you know what, we can make a good Sequoia one where like, you know how they invested in SBF while he was playing like video games?

Yeah.

All right, we'll make one of those too.

Um, how good, how good is your League score? What's your— are you platinum rank yet?

All right, let me tweet this baby out. All right. Yeah, we need SPF. Sequoia logo. Do you want to jump in at all? Let me know if you want to make some more.

I mean, you're so much faster than me at this. I can just speak it into existence with your help.

Dude, I'm like, uh, you're like God.

Yeah, I am God.

On the seventh day there were memes.

There were memes.

On the eighth day, I guess the eighth day, probably.

Really?

All right, let's do this, dude. AI can't replace this. It can't be as stupid as us. Like, that's the beautiful thing, you know?

No, it's true. Like, we're far more incompetent.

Yeah.

Then, uh, also, what should I be for Halloween? I have to come up with a Halloween costume for tonight. I'm supposed to go to a party, but I don't really know what to do.

Interesting. Um, are you going with a date?

I'm going with a friend of mine who's gonna be— she's gonna be an angel investor.

Then you should be a devil investor, bro.

I was like, I don't know. I just— well, because originally I was like, man, I should just dress up as American Psycho. Go and slick back my hair.

Yeah.

And then I can constantly tell people I have to return some videotapes.

Is League of Legends, uh, a good predictor of, uh, market cap? I guess market cap.

Yeah.

No, good returns. Um, um, yeah, I think a devil investor.

I think it doubles. Oh, that's just not bad.

I feel like this doesn't work with the, with the Polymarket one.

No, it doesn't work.

No, no, it doesn't. No, we gotta, we gotta move on. Kill your darlings. Yeah.

All right, let's go back. Let's go look at some of these memes. Who's in here?

All right, we got, we use, we got lesbian Mark Cuban.

That's awesome.

This has been weird, man. I grew up a big fan of Mark Cuban.

Mark Cuban has really just gone. Yeah, once anyone cares about anything too much, same with Elon, where they start caring about something a lot outside of like— because really in America we only really care about people who make money. We don't want people to have opinions about anything else.

I mean, it is pretty wrong, especially women, right?

Exactly.

I'm thinking just like a nice little— oh, here we go, we can do the VCs on that one.

Okay, that'd be really good.

Um, Where you singin'?

White guys for Harris is so funny.

The white guys for Harris meme is—

there's so many good memes that have come out of that. It's really amazing. This election has been awesome for memes.

Oh dude, this election has been won by the memes. I think we need Marc Andreessen here. Definitely Marc Andreessen. Uh, lower.

Yeah, him just sneaking in the corner.

I like it. Oh, just do it, guy. Oh, actually, you know what, Jin Yang.

Yeah, by Jin Yang, I mean this week got several thousand likes.

Oh, nice.

Uh, performed very well.

Did you shoot it? Where— send me it. Did I miss it? Yeah, I'll send it to you. There we go. We have an innovative new technology called Hot Dog Boy SP.

Yeah, it's hot dog versus Not hot dog.

Amazing, amazing. Um, I do miss the Game Boy SP.

I'm gonna buy you one for your birthday now. I appreciate it, man.

My birthday's next week, so you better—

oh shit, I have to go on eBay right now. I have to go see if I can find a Game Boy.

Yo, you better get on this. Oh no.

Oh God.

All right, are people still watching? Oh my God, 519 people are here.

519 people are making a mistake.

Don't you guys have jobs, man? Um, we don't. Yeah, we don't. Are we unemployed or self-employed?

Well, depends on, you know, how you classify things.

But I love the Trump with the yamaka. He looks so happy. Looks so happy.

Dude, are you guys trying to figure out how to use a Nintendo DS? No, it's a new Nintendo SP, David.

Yeah, it's nice.

And we know how to use it.

Well, yeah, we do. I think, I think we gotta put a meme behind it. I think that's what's, what's gotta go. Nice. I love the Elon jumpy jumpy. Um, dude, I have this thesis that like software should be entertaining, you know.

It's amazing to me. Well, I don't know what Elon— man, he's just the jumping up and down.

I think the jumping up and thing down thing is like he's trying to be a meme. You know, like, I think it's, it's that simple. It's like he knows it'll get more clicks. Mm-hmm. Um, oh, I want to play this game.

Oh my god, this is the craziest photo that's come out in the last couple years. Like, this is so naturally fucking wild.

It's crazy. It's hard to— why was this published?

I can't believe it. Well, there's probably because everyone was like immediately like wonder like questioning, like, wow, police killed an innocent woman, and then they show the video. Oh God, just dang, Nintendo got on Hinge, man.

Um, somebody said you want to be signed up for CommuMemeism.

Um, yeah, you're getting signed up.

All right, nice. They're, they're actually already a customer of, uh, Memelord Technologies. Enable chat. It's enabled, brother.

He's really chatting.

Chat. You're chatting with me, Tyler, or just send me a text. Yeah, Tyler's a great user. Great, great, great dude. Great memer.

Paul Grant saying learn to cook is awesome.

Yeah, it's, it's a really good one. It's just like a classically good meme. He's such a jerk. He like pulls it off. No, just, I mean, like in this, right?

Um, but who do you send it to?

Uh, some— it was actually a really funny story. So the story behind this is some guy was talking about how like like men learning how to cook is, um, like womanly. It's like very feminine to learn how to cook as a man, which is like totally right. But you shouldn't know how to cook. You should be able to make cereal and eggs and that's it, and PB&J.

And so Paul Graham says, you know, my best skill outside of being shitposting is cooking.

Really? Yeah, really.

That's my favorite activity. I cook all the time.

Interesting. I know.

So no, continue demeaning me.

What do you, what do you cook?

I cook everything. I'll make Indian food.

Indian food?

I'll make homemade naan, pizza dough. All right, we gotta talk about this.

Everything. Is cooking another ethnicity's food cultural appropriation?

Yes, I am appropriating. I am by proxy now Indian, correct?

Yeah. Why is it okay to do that, but if you wear Indian clothing while cooking the Indian food, that's wrong?

Wait, really? Wait, that's wrong? I got a couple phone calls I gotta make.

Oh wait, you know what, we gotta, we gotta, we gotta do the full photo here. Yeah, yeah, how did I not think of this one yet? This is really funny. I think I got it in C for stickers. Um, but seriously, why? That— I feel like it shouldn't be cultural appropriation for that.

I mean, people are just being— they're just—

that's everything.

Everything's silly. Well, of course everything is always called— that's the thing I'm trying, you know, I'm always curious about. It's like everything is always cultural appropriation. Everything gets down to the end of the day, it's just cultural appropriation.

Yeah, dude. Um, oh, I like this. It's kind of sick. It would be nice if we could have like full—

that is, that's all— that's just a fun thing to send to people, like respond in text with just this. Yeah, that's very fun.

Oh, I like this.

He just hovering over in sandals.

Oh, that's good.

Also, a billionaire telling you like learn how to cook a steak is just awesome. It's so fun.

Yeah, and it's, it's really just like, you know, stop being a pussy, learn how to cook. Um, I feel like he's got to look the other way. No, no, no. Which way? Flip, flip, flippity flop. All right, I like this.

I like this.

You guys should learn how to cook if you're a male. You should, except me. Except me. Unless you live in New York, like, we order out most nights.

Oh, so you're in crippling debt?

No, memes make millions, bro.

I mean, right?

But yes, yeah, definitely crippling debt. It's okay though, because it's worth it, man. You think about it, have you ever had a, um, what, food that tastes as good when you make it yourself?

100%.

Never. That's not a thing. Doesn't exist.

I make better food than most restaurants.

Oh, here we go, here we go.

Most rest— I mean, there's like plenty of places that are good, but also like cooking, I, I don't know, man. Imagine like you're just a kid and Paul Graham pops up the end of the, the end, you lose the video game and it just He says, learn to cook, loser. Yeah, it's pretty fun, dude.

Did you play Roller Coaster Tycoon?

Um, yes, a long time ago. I had, uh, but I was more of, um, what did I play more of? I had an old like box computer that I played classic video games on. I think Roller Coaster Tycoon was one of them, like one of the really early versions of Roller Coaster Tycoon. Like the early 2000s. Yeah, um, my parents didn't let me play video games. My best video game growing up—

your parents didn't let you play video games?

The only video game console we ever had was a PS2, and the only games we had really were like Battlefront, Battlefront 1, Battlefront 2, and then Nightfire. So I got insanely good at Battlefront. You ever play Battlefront, the Star Wars game?

Dude, I didn't game much, man, when I was a kid.

What the fuck did you do?

Make memes. No, you didn't. That's not true. Um, what did I do as a kid besides jerking off?

Of course.

Not much really. I read a lot. I just didn't play that many video games.

No.

Do you have siblings? Uh, yeah, I had a little brother. I have a little brother, but like, I just, I'm not a huge gamer, man. I've been like tweeting for a while. Like I've been, I don't know, making content, make YouTube videos with my friends. I like doing that shit. Um, watch TV. Yeah, watch. Yeah. Yeah, I watched first. All right, I think we got any memes left in us?

I don't know, I'm kind of, I might be tapped out on memes.

I'm pretty tired at this point.

We've memed for long enough. The people don't need us to meme continuously.

All right, I think one more. I think one more meme.

One more meme.

And here it is. I think one more LinkedIn meme, Jack. Oh, it's the LinkedIn and. Who, uh, who's the most—

no, it's like LinkedIn influencers. Congratulations on the— I'm excited to announce I have a new role. And it's like, congratulations, LinkedIn influencer.

LinkedIn influencer. Yeah, of course, because it's— this is all that ever happens on LinkedIn, and it's all their VAs writing it.

Yeah, for sure.

Or paying for it.

I'm excited to announce Oh, should I put a screenshot of that on?

It's dot, dot, dot. All right. And then, all right, I guess excited to announce LinkedIn. Awesome. LinkedIn new job meme. Dude, so I do these usually on Thursday mornings. And a little more awake.

Yeah, no, I hear you. I get to Friday past noon and it's really hard for me to motivate to do anything.

Yeah, it's hard to be alive sometimes.

It's very hard to be alive.

But like in a good way, you know, like not a depressing way.

No, no, no, no. I know I've never been depressed once in my entire life.

No, you make memes because you're happy. Yeah, I do find like the less antidepressants I take, the better my memes get, you know.

You're on antidepressants?

I mean, all of them. I try to be on at least 12 SSRIs, Adderall, crack. All right, there we go.

There it is. There it is.

Oh, chef's kiss.

Yeah, I think maybe we just make it white text of the LinkedIn influencer thing, make that really pop.

Yeah, white text. You want bold? Yeah, we got to bold that shit.

Bold that shit.

All right, bold. Hell yeah.

All right, I'm thrilled to announce I'll be joining. Hell yeah, there we go.

All right, I'm sending this one to you.

That's good.

This is, this is for your LinkedIn, sir.

Yeah.

All right, peace. All right, if you want to make memes on here, go to memelord.tech. It's in my bio. A lot of fun. A ton of fun to make memes on. Every day you get new memes and it's a lot of fun. It's good for marketers. Go viral with it. Have fun. Peace. Hell yeah.

All right.