Greenfield's Christmas Cruising

Short video (YouTube) featuring Ben Greenfield (with Zach Greenfield) riding and showing off new cruiser bikes received for Christmas, narrating playful commentary while riding in a neighborhood on Christmas Day. Tone is casual, humorous, and holiday-themed with informal banter about bikes, baskets, tricks, and holiday cheer.
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Gonna be your intro. Or Shadows. Gonna be your intro.
Hey, this is Ben Greenfield and Zach Greenfield, and we got our brand new bikes for Christmas. They're cruisers, baby. Yeah, see, check mine out. It's got. What's that say? Simple. Simple. It says simple simple on it, but it's cool. Like Simple Jack. Yes. And Zach's got a townie Electra. So you ready to rip this up, dog? Let's do it. Yeah, we're gonna go show off the bikes to our neighborhood friends.
How you doing, Zach?
These things are fixed gear, and my seat's a little low. I think it's fit okay. They said the smaller purple one would be perfect for me. How about you, man? I think it's a good fit.
Oh, ice, huh? I'm going downhill now.
I have a basket to put stuff in.
Like groceries or bullets.
Or cats.
What are you gonna put in your. Oh, you don't even have a basket, dude. But you've got a place for a little pannier. What are you gonna put back there in your.
Look out for that truck.
Car back. Car back. Wow. He could have kidnapped us. Go off the curb, dude. Don't do it.
All right, go for it.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, good. That looks good on camera.
There aren't really, really any special effects we'll have to have. Yeah. How's it handle on the snow?
Pretty good.
Well, hey, look, one of our brethren is out here somewhere.
All those people wish that they had a new bike for Christmas like mine.
Hello.
What's about to. What's it there any police around? I don't want to get arrested for this part. All right.
Okay, dude, I'm just nervous. You got it. You can do it. Got it. Yeah. All right. Ready? Do it. All right, baby. We're gonna rail it.
Yeah.
Okay. Okay. All right. Yeah. Okay. All right. I got it on camera. Good. If I wouldn't have had the basket on, I don't think I would have made it. Yeah, that definitely saved you. Yeah. Dude, have you seen anywhere around here to get any food?
Not yet. It's so cold, I almost feel like a smoothie. I could sure use one myself. Hey. Oh, Real fruit smoothie. Eat Gads. All right, cool. Hey, let's go get a smoothie. Lights green. Oh. So we arrived at bootsers, usually where we go after we've been doing tricks and work. Why are these businesses closed on Christmas Day? Yeah. Yeah. So we're here and take a break from doing our tricks for a little bit. The economy as people close their businesses on holidays.
You know, I'LL bet Santa delivers gifts to all the boys and girls on his town cruiser. You can do a trick. What are you going to do? Well, careful, dude. Signs up there, too. Careful.
Ouch. Are you okay?
Oh, you know it. You know, it really is a great day out here. Whoa. Almost crashed right there.
These bikes are too easy. No. Well, you know, expert handling.
One thing I didn't get for Christmas, Zach, was a train set. Train set would have been cool. Where are you going? You're off track. Whoa.
Just imagine if kids were playing in there. I think it's a really good idea to be drinking all that while you're biking. It's fine. Christmas cheer. It's a little early for Christmas cheer. The sun is still high in the sky. I can bike better in drinking. We'll see.
I think my.
Bottle is leaking.
Knew these baskets weren't industry standard. One of the things I like to tell people when I'm out cycling is to always be aware of the dangers of holiday cheer and drinking and consumption of alcoholic beverages when you're actually riding your. Holy cow. They have Christmas in Mexico, too. This is like Casa de Lopez.
Hit it, Ben.
That's right.
Don't be afraid to get into it.
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