A family Christmas video where the narrator gives a ridiculous tour of a Caribbean beach with relatives Christy and Kelly, spotting fake creatures like yoga-doing monkeys and a camera-carrying crab. The opening motto: whoever has the most stories wins.
Here we are, our first morning. This is what we woke up to. Morning! Morning! Pretty comfortable out here, eh? How are we this morning? Christy? You reffin' it? This is very difficult. You have no idea. I'm sorry, Dad. I will suffer this for you. Because I love you. Remember, it is not he who has the most toys who wins. It's he who has the most stories. True. This week's about stories. That was good. Where'd you get that? Did you make that up yourself? No, I didn't. I actually read that in a Land Cruiser advertisement. Wow. You know what? They got to your heart. They did. Welcome to Sailing 101. Hello. My name is Christy. Let us go. Hello and welcome to the Caribbean. Please walk along this way. We've got a road, but this is not just a road, this is the road. Yes, I know you don't understand my accent. That is because I am from a country that nobody knows of, Eusserpia, and this is the accent of Eusserpia. Well, as we walk along this road, I would like to point out the many different routes Look at the roots. They are very, very intricate. They're amongst the rocks and, uh, very rare plant, begonia. The begonia is native to this island. It's actually an off island of Eusapia, coincidentally. Uh, the begonia has a green tint, as you can see, and very interesting leaves. Next we have another type of leaf, as you can see here, very original, yet it does not have an original name. It is called a heffalump. Yes, I know you've heard this word before, but heffalump actually is an original plant. Um, next we've got the cactus. As you can see, you would think that you are in Texas, but you are not. You are still in Youssef. Um, as you can also see, the interesting native creatures that we have amongst the rocks. Yes, they are very weird and they run up things very quickly, yet we have never encountered one. Oh my goodness, that was very weird! Oh my gosh! Now, as you can see here, we have very rare creatures. Monkeys, in fact. They are pink and blue, and they look like they are doing yoga, and they climb from left to right. She found a crab! No freaking way! I know, Kelly's like, "Ahh!" Wait, zoom in on it. Get close to it. Make it do something. Ahh! Oh my gosh! Kellie, look it over. Is it really? Yeah, see what happens. See what happens. Wait, throw it. No, don't throw it. Pick it up. It's hissing at me. Its claws can't get to you. Pick it up. Pick it up. Just kidding. That hurt. It touched me. Wait, I want to— wait, I want to bring it back to Mom. Just kidding. Picked him up again. Christy, pick it up! I killed it! Oh my gosh, Christy kills the crab and runs away. There's a rare creature that we are coming upon on the beach. Its name is Gastonian. Usually they carry around cameras. I don't know where they get them from, however. The monkey got in the way. Whoa, here goes something else. Not really sure what that is. Hello. Got deep all of a sudden. Hey, easy on my little baby. I'll kill you. Kelly, move your head. It's like looking at her. Didn't like the look of you. Come on. This would be good advertisement for those alternate cruises we do.
