Working 04/07/2026

An improvised performance mixing original monologues, samba verses in Portuguese and other languages, and meta-commentary about a recent copyright takedown. The host shifts between confessions of love, absurd personal narratives, political shout-outs, and direct engagement with viewers, creating a chaotic blend of vulnerability and satirical optimism.
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Then afterwards we drop into a quiet little place and have a drink or two. And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like, "I love you." I can see it in your eyes that you despise the same old lies you heard the night— before. And though it's just a line to you, for me it's true and never seemed so right before. I practice every day to find some clever lines to say to make the meaning come through. But then I think I'll wait until the evening The evening gets late and I'm alone with you. The time is right, your perfume fills my head, the stars get red and oh, the night's so blue. And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like, "I love you." The time is right, your perfume fills my head, the stars get red, and oh, the night's so blue. And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like, "I love you." I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. Come on, baby, drive me crazy. Goodness gracious, quick balls of fire. O mundo a dançar, a vida vai brilhar quando o mundo conquistar o samba do Brasil. É tropical, samba do Brasil, sensacional, samba do Brasil, é mundial, samba do Brasil, fenomenal, samba do Brasil. Samba do Brasil, é mundial! Samba do Brasil, fenomenal! Samba do Brasil! Brasil! Brasil! Brasil! Bad guy who's searching for redemption and life. A long girl who's searching for redemption and life. A freak duck who's searching for redemption. Mama da fucking monster who's searching for redemption. Strings like your Marcel and Dustin. And if you want to use me, I could be your puppet. 'Cause I'm the devil, we searching for redemption. And I'm Aloya, we searching for redemption. And I'm Akila, we searching for redemption. Mama da patemosa, we searching for redemption. Classic for me, Dorigy. Eh, man. His baby mama, she looks so sad. He said, I'm on a roll with all the girls I know. I know you wanna hit that. I know you wanna hit that, hit that. All the women's getting wet. I said, consequences are a lot, but hey, that's the way, that's the way things go. What was a family is now a shell. We're raising kids now who raise themselves. Sex is a weapon, it's like a drug. It kicks him right into that grave that he just dug. She said, I'm on the run. I'm chasing guys for fun. Her baby daddy, it ain't his only one. She said, I'm on the run. I'm chasing guys for fun. I know you wanna hit that. I know you wanna hit that, hit that. Everybody's getting with the thing. Consequences are a lot more. Hey! That's the way, that's the way things go. Well, and what's up? Broken up, really such a shame. But why not take a chance? Everything's a game and it don't stop. Looking up, nothing's gonna change. Well, the more he's trying, the more he's buying. He says, I'm on a roll with all the girls I know. His baby mama don't need to know, he said. I'm on a roll with all the girls I know. I know you wanna hit that, I know you wanna hit that, hit that. Whoa, the world is getting with my face. Consequences are a lot for Ace. That's the way, that's the way things go. This is my song, and no one can take it away. No one can take it away. It's been so long, but now you're here, here to stay. And I wonder if you know what it means. To find your dreams come true. This is my song, and no one can make it a lie. It's been so long since someone could make me cry, and I wonder if you know what it means to laugh as tears go by. I may not always sing in tune, and sometimes you don't hear me, but you don't have to be near me to know that I'm singing. This is my song. And nothing can make it die. It's been so long and it's stronger. I know why, and I wonder if you really You really know that as long as I live, I will sing my song for you. I may not always sing in tune, and sometimes you don't hear me, but you don't have to be near me to know that I'm singing. This is my song. And nothing can make it die. It's been so long and it's stronger. I know why, and I wonder if you really I really know that as long as I live, I will sing my song. That as long as I live, I will sing my song. And as long as I live, I will sing my song for you. Get your motor running, head out on the highway looking for adventure and whatever comes our way. Yeah, now go make it happen, take the world in a loving embrace. Fire all of the guns across the sun, explode it Space. I look smoking lightning, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind, and the feeling that I'm under. Yeah, got it for me, good girlfriend. Take the world in a loving embrace. Fire all of your guns at once and Exploding for space like a true nature's child. We were born, born to be wild. We can climb so high, I never wanna die. Born to be wild. Born to be wild. Bye! Wow! Born to be wild. Born to be wild. Leaving ground, leaving ground. Nothing's ever be the same again. It's the final countdown, the final countdown. Oh, when heavens will be nice, be nice, and still we stand tall, 'cause maybe they've seen us and welcome us all. Yeah, with so many light-years to go and things to be found. The final countdown. Final countdown. It's the final countdown. We're leaving together. The final countdown. Golden brown texture like sun lays me down with my mind. She runs throughout the night. No need to fight, never a frown with Golden Brown. Every time, just like the last, on the ship, tight to the mast, to distant lands, takes both my hands, never a frown with Golden Brown. The ages, she's heading west from far away, stays for a day, never a frown with Golden Brown. And now the end is near, and so I face the final curtain. My friend, I'll say it clear, I'll state my case, of which I'm certain. I've lived a life that's full. I traveled each and every highway and more. Much more than this, I did it my way. Regrets, I've had a few. But then again, too few to mention. I did what I had to do and saw it through without exemption. I planned each charted course, each Cap will step along the byway. More, much more than this, I did it my way. For what is a man? What has he got? If not himself, then he has not to say the things he truly feels and not the words of one who kneels. The record shows I took the blow. And did it my way. Why do you build me up, build me up, but I know, baby, just to let me down? And mess me around, and then worst of all, you never call, baby, when you say you will. But I love you still, I need you, I need you more than anyone, darling. You know that I have from the start. So build me up, build me up, but I know Don't break my heart. I'll be over at 10:00. You told me time and again, but you're late. I wait around and then I run to the door. I can't take anymore. It's not you. You let me down again. Baby, baby, try to find a little time and I'll make you happy. I'll be home, I'll be beside the phone waiting for you. Why do you build me up, build me up, build me up, baby, just to let me down? And mess me around, and then worst of all, worst of all, you never call, baby, when you say you will. But I love you still, I need you. I need you more than anyone, darling. You know that I have from the start. So build me up, build me up, but I got— don't break my heart. You want a toy, but I could be the boy you adore if you just let me know. Although you want to, I'm attracted to you all the more. Why do I need you so? Baby, baby, try to find a little time. I'll make you happy. I'll be home. I'll be beside the phone waiting for you. Ooh, ooh. Why do you build me up, build me up, but end up, baby, just to let me down? And mess me around. And then worst of all, worst of all, you never call baby when you say you will, say you will. But I love you still. I need you, I need you more than anyone, darling. You know that I have from the start. So build me up, build me up, bodyguard. Don't break my heart. I need you. Hey man, if you're still here, thanks for checking in. What do you think of the new music? I did a lot of research in terms of being able to use copyrighted music, and apparently, apparently it can work. My last stream that I just it got taken down, so I restarted it with copyrighted music again. But yeah, great, great to see you, Czech. And I just saw your story, by the way. You might have seen I liked every single one of your posts, man. I took that one day, like, basically probably an hour or something like that, and just went through all your posts and stories. It was so cool. Ah man, that is so cool. You two are so fucking Cool, not gonna lie, absolutely amazing. Hollywood, fuck yeah! Band-Aids, fuck yeah! Las Vegas, fuck yeah! Christmas, fuck yeah! Immigrants, fuck yeah! Popeye, fuck yeah! Democrats, fuck yeah! Republicans, fuck yeah! Sportsmanship, books! America, fuck yeah! Coming again to save the motherfucking day. Yeah, America, fuck yeah! Freedom is the only way. Yeah, terrorists, you're The game is through, 'cause now you have to answer to America. Fuck yeah! America! Fuck yeah! Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad. Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle, don't grumble, give a whistle, and this'll help things turn out for the best. Ain't always look on the bright side of life. Always look on the light side of life. If life seems jolly rotten, there's something you've forgotten, and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing. When you're feeling in the dumps, don't be silly, chumps. Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing. Hey! Always look on the bright side of life. Come on! Always look on the bright side of life. For life is quite absurd and death's the final word. You must always face the curtain with a bang. Forget about your scene, give the audience a grin. Enjoy it, it's your last chance anyhow. So always look on the bright side of death. Just before you drop before your terminal breath. Life's a piece of shit when you look at it. Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true. You'll see it's all a show, keep 'em laughing as you go. Just remember that the last laugh is on you. And always look on the bright side of life. Life. Always look on the right side of life. Come on, boy, cheer up! Always look on the right side of life. Always look on the right side of life. First things Let me see, you know. Always look on the bright side. What you got to lose, you know? You come from nothing, you're going back to nothing. What you lost? Nothing. Always look on the bright side of life. Nothing will come from nothing, you know what I say? Cheer up, you old bugger. Come on, give us a grin. There you are. See? The end of the film. Incidentally, this wreck Boards available in the foyer. Thomas got a limb as well, you know. All right, it's a lot. Let's get this plate off there. He changed his mantle within 3 weeks. You think plays ball in this pub? They never make their money back, you know. I told him, I said to him, Bernie, I said, they'll never make their money back. On the bright side of life. Thank you very much for coming along. Thank you very much for coming along. I think the voiceovers have helped the record enormously. That's it, is it? I mean, that really is it? Uh, yes, thanks. That's all we need. Thanks. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Uh, we want this song then? Uh, no, this song is a bit, uh, de trop, I think. Uh, we have plenty of songs on the album anyway. Anyway, as it happens, is, uh, who, £30, uh, all right? They— Hell raising, well chasing, new worldly possessions, flesh making, spirit breaking. Which one would you lessen? The better part, the human heart. You love him or dissect Happiness or flashiness? How do you serve the question? See, in a perfect world, I would be perfect world. I don't trust people enough beyond they surface world. I don't love people enough to put my faith in man. I put my faith in these lyrics, hoping I make a band. I understand I ain't perfect. I probably won't come around this time. I might put you down. Last time I ain't give a fuck. I still feel the same now. My Feelings might go numb, you're dealing with cold thumb. I'm willing to give up a leg and arm and show empathy. From lady parties and functions, are you and yours a perfect world? You probably live another 24. I can't fake humble just 'cause your is insecure. I can't fake humble just 'cause your is insecure. Okay. In another life, I surely was there. I was there to share. Okay, okay, okay. Maybe I wasn't there. Maybe I wasn't there. Maybe I wasn't there. Now, in a perfect world, I probably won't be insensitive, cold as December but never remember what winter did. I wouldn't blame you for mistakes I made or the bed I laid. Seems like I point the finger just to make a point nowadays. Smiles and cold stares, the temperature goes there. Indigenous disposition, feel like we belong here. I know the walls, they can listen, I wish they could talk back. The hurt becomes repetition, the love almost lost that. Sik venom in Men and women overcome with pride. A perfect world is never perfect, only filled with lies. Promises are broken and more resentment come alive. Race barriers make you fierier. You and I see, in a perfect world, I choose faith over riches. I'll choose work over beef. I'll make schools out of prison. I'll take all the religions and put them all in one service just to tell them we ain't sh— for he's been Perfect World. Non, rien de rien. Non, je ne regrette rien, ni la vie Oublié, je me fous du passé. Avec mes souvenirs, j'ai allumé le feu. Mes chagrins, mes plaisirs, je n'ai plus besoin d'eux. Balayer les amours avec leurs traînées. Molo, balayé pour toujours, je repars à zéro. Non, rien de rien, non, je ne regrette rien, ni le bien qu'on m'a fait, Wow! A un certo punto della passeggiata mi chiama da una parte un ragazzino, sembrava a prima vista tanto per benino, si offre a far da guida per la città. Pedro, Pedro, Pedro, Pedro, Pedro, praticamente il meglio di Santa Fe. Pedro, Pedro, Pedro, Pedro, Pedro, fidati di me. Pedro! Pedro! ¡Pedro! Prácticamente el mejor guisante... Pedro! Pedro! Pedro! Praticamente el mejor y salta feh! Pedro! Pedro! Pedro! Fila de nivel! Pedro! Pedro! Pedro! ¡Pedro peh! Prácticamente el mejor y salta feh! Pedro! Pedro! Pedro! ¡Fila de nivel! Pedro! Pedro! Pedro! Praticamente el mejor y salva fe! Pedro! Pedro! Pedro! Vida si vives! Pedro! Pedro! Pedro! Prácticamente el mejor y salva fe! Pedro! Pedro! Pedro! ¡Vida si vives! Complaciendo para todos los bailadores con esta rola que dice: 1, 2, 3, 4. Eso, qué bárbaro, qué bárbaro. 1, 2, 3, 4. Y esto es el 0. Buenísima. ¡Rola! 1, 2, 3, 4. Eso, eso, eso. ¡Sigan bailando, sigan bailando! Mira nomás qué chulada, mi gente. Seguimos bailando con esto que dice: 1, 2, 3, 4. Hey! ¿Qué dijeron? ¿Esto ya se acabó? No. Esto sigue. 1, 2, 3, 4. ¡Hey! We're gonna solve that mystery. I see you, Scooby-Doo, the trail leads back to you. But what's this Scooby-Doo? What's this Scooby-Doo? We're gonna follow you, you're gonna solve that mystery. We see you, Scooby-Doo, we're coming after you. But what's this Scooby-Doo? Don't look back, you may find another clue! Scooby Snacks will be waiting here for you! What's this Scooby-Doo? We're coming after you! You're gonna solve that mystery! I see ya Scooby-Doo, the trail leads right to you! But what's this Scooby-Eat-Oo? Na na na na na! Na na na na na! Na na na na na na na na! Yeah, I'm in this bitch. This that shit that give a flower color, and some bitch named Wonder Woman told me not to wonder. The crumbs, you only see them when the cookie crumble. Real shit, nigga, my candle still lit. Had to swallow my pride though, swear it tastes like spearmint. Big ups to my nigga with the strap on him. I never turn my back on him, 'cause nigga act like they cool with you, but a lot of these niggas be transformed. A lot of these players be benchwarmed. The game ain't easy, but it's I'mma sit in this stone so long till it's a fucking rock and chill, nigga. Bad bitch playing my hair, nigga. She said relax, baby, don't stress out, but I got a lot of shit on my mind though. She say let that shit work itself out. Shit work itself out. Yeah, back in this bitch. Told you left this bitch like you knew this bitch was Gonna let your ass back in this bitch, but ain't nobody else like you in this bitch. Ain't nobody else like you in this bitch. See, you a psychic, cuz you said there'll be days like this. They want a piece of me, I ain't the one that's serving Slices, please swallow. I had my share of dirty diapers, real shit. Pussy niggas on that guilt trip, it'll be on in a heartbeat. You can hit on pussy niggas, shit, skip. I fear God, never fear men. Give back, never give in. Beat eyes, never beat women. Keep an open mind, let them peek in it. Reach highs, never reach limits. Need mines, I don't need plenty. This C5, this for B.I. and Left Eye and T-Boz. When I seen Chilli at a I almost asked her to creep with me, but I was young and I held my tongue. But with that tongue, I just keep spitting, so it all worked out. And now I'm in this bitch, and life said, "Tone, you know me for way too long. I never change. You know I've been this bitch." And then she said full of diamonds. Instead, I found this letter you ain't finished writing. It read, I'm sorry for even apologizing. I tried compromising and went kamikaze. I found my mama's pistol where she always had it. I cried, put it to my head and thought about it. Nobody was home to stop me, so I called my auntie, hung up, then put the gun up to my heart and pondered. Too much was on my conscience to be smart about it, to turn apart about it. I ain't where my heart was pounding. I shot it and I woke up with blood all around me. It's mine. I didn't die, but as I was dying, God came to my side and we talked about it. He sold me another life and he made a profit. Yeah, and he said But he said, remember this, ain't nobody else like you in this bitch. Yeah. Don't forget what I did this bitch. Can't even remember when I didn't bitch. Now I'm out this bitch. I'm out this bitch. And it all worked out. Love you, Dominique. not sleeping while my guitar gently weeps. Look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping. Still my guitar gently weeps. Told you, they bought and sold you. I look at the world and I notice it's turning while my guitar gently weeps. Every mistake we must surely be learning. Still my guitar gently wheezes. I don't know how you are diverting. You are diverting too. I don't know how you are diverting. No one will let you. I look at you all, see the love there that's sleeping while my guitar gently weeps. Got you all. Still my guitar gently weeps. Yeah! You really got me now— you've caught me so I can't sleep at night. Yes! You really got me out— it's gotten to some of what I'm doing next. Oh yeah! You really got me down— they call this all like that thing right there? Really gotta get ready for them here today coming up... You got me so aggressive right now that you really got me. You really got me. You really got me. You really got me now. You got me so ugly by night. You really got me. You really got me. You really got me. Daydreamed you. I dream of you amid the flowers for a couple of hours. Such a beautiful day. Daydream. I dream of you amid the flowers for a couple of hours. Such a beautiful day. Cómo puede ser, papá. With eyes like the desert. It all seems like yesterday, not far away, tropical islands greet, all of nature wild and free. This is where I long to be, la isla bonita. And when the summer fades, the song would sing so high, ring through my ears and sting my eyes. Spanish love. I fell in love with San Pedro. Warm wind carried on the sea, he called to me, te dijo te amo. I prayed that the days would last, they went so fast. Tropical, the island breeze, all of nature wild and free. This is where I love to be, la isla bonita. And when the summer fades, the song one sings so high rings through my ears and sings my eyes, your Spanish melody, bye. ¡Hola! A boy loves a girl. Last night I dreamt of San Pedro. It all seems like yesterday, not far away. Island breeze, all of nature wild and free. This is where I long to be. La isla bonita. And when the summer plays, the song would sing so high, ring through my ears and sing my ass. Your Spanish melody. Tropical, the island breeze, all of nature wild and free. This is where I long to ¡La isla bonita! And when the sun will play, the song would set so high, ring through my ears and sting my eyes, your Spanish melody.










