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Nate and Kara take a high-speed jet ski tour around Key West, hit full throttle with a group, then stop at the Blonde Giraffe to try chocolate-covered key lime pie before heading back to Miami.
Nate and Kara take a high-speed jet ski tour around Key West, hit full throttle with a group, then stop at the Blonde Giraffe to try chocolate-covered key lime pie before heading back to Miami.
Somehow it is our last day in the Florida Keys, and I'm so sad. But thankfully, our flight isn't until, like.
Nine tonight, which means that we have plenty of time for activities today. We're starting off with one that I've been excited about ever since it got added to the itinerary, and that is jet skiing around the entire island of Key West.
It's gonna be awesome.
Turns out we have to take a little safety test.
15 minutes to pass the test. Good thing I was good at testing in college.
I passed the test. Here we go. Switching to the GoPro.
There's our guide.
That was nice. We're going full throttle. I couldn't let go.
Water behind.
We have been going full throttle the whole time to the point where I'm sure all the video footage is terrible.
I can't even see. I can't. I couldn't even find the button to.
Turn on the recording. This has been awesome.
This is insane.
Say at this point, we made it, like, halfway around the island. Now it's time for free play or recess. We have this, like, massive area where they're just letting us go nuts with the jet skis. If you don't see me and Milo with this flamboyant pink thing on my head. Milo. Okay, go outside, guys.
Be safe.
How mad at you?
I do not want to flip.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how mad?
11. I do not want to flip.
Sam. It's our last run. Almost done. It's going to be the craziest one. Our guide is crazy in a good way.
Oh, yeah.
It's over. We survived.
We're back.
So that jet ski tour was way better than I ever thought it was going to be.
Anytime, like, you're going on a tour with a lot of other people riding a motorized vehicle. A lot of the times, I'm always nervous that it's going to be kind of lame because you're, like, stuck in a big group.
It was seriously full throttle the entire time.
Our guide was insane. It was awesome. And we got to be in the front the whole time.
So, like, you were. You were in a line, but the line was going as fast as the jet skis would possibly go.
It was crazy, and you didn't throw me off.
We are flying out of Miami tonight, which I think is, like, three to four hours away from Key west, where we are now. We have to drive back, so we're gonna grab a quick shower and then hit the road.
Let's go.
It has no house. Every time.
So good. Beautiful. Voice excellent.
So we're about two, two and a half hours into the Dr. We're on Plantation Key, and we realized that we were about to leave the Keys without trying something that we really wanted to try, which is chocolate covered key lime pie. So they freeze the key lime pie, dip it in chocolate, and it looks incredible. We stopped at this place called the Blonde Giraffe. They had a sign inside that said it was supposed to be the best in all of the Keys. I have a good feeling that most of the key lime pie places say that.
I just want to eat it.
Almost lost it. All right.
Whoa.
So good. Rather sweet. And the tartness and qui wan PA is such a, like, thick consistency when it's frozen.
Put a lot of good things in our mouth since we've been in the Keys. This might be one of the best.
All right, we're getting back on the road for Miami. If you're driving from Miami, highly recommend a stop at the Blonde Giraffe.
Feeling fat and happy.
I did. I do feel super fat after that. But it was worth was so good.
It's like chocolate is the only thing it was missing for me there. It was.
Library.
So this trip was not sponsored by Alamo in any way. So this is like a completely unbiased from the heart review. But that was the greatest rental car experience that we've ever had. Normally, I hate renting cars. I feel like they're always out to try and get you. But from like the second we stepped up to the desk to the second we returned the car, Best rental car experience ever. Plus, so easy. We were in an incredible Camaro.
It was the fastest, too.
Here it goes.
Goodbye. We have exactly two hours to enjoy the best lounge in America.
The Dallas one is better, but we're going to the Centurion Lounge. As if this trip couldn't get any better, we are ending it by going to one of our favorite domestic airport.
Lounges, hoping there's some massage spots available.
Get it, get it, get it.
Sa.
As usual, we stayed way too long in the lounge and now we are sprinting target.
Sprinting is a bit of an exaggeration.
One of us is sprinting.
All right.
We made it home, but not for long.
That was crazy.
Almost lost.
There's just way about your waves. That was full.
Almost lost. A little bit of control now.
No. Okay.
All right. Kara's really scared the plane's going to leave us. You can do it. Walk faster.
