Katie Mullenfounder, marker 82 co (content creator + affiliate marketing)

I got my full blood panel done from my couch - no excuses!

8 Sept 2026 · 1 min

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In this two‑minute on‑camera ad, the speaker directly addresses common objections that prevent viewers from trying the Rhythm at‑home blood test. She debunks the needle fear by noting the test uses no needles, highlights the low $79 price and the possibility of reimbursement through HSA/FSA accounts, explains the flexible testing schedule (once per quarter, with the option to pause or skip months), and emphasizes the convenience of door‑to‑door delivery and pickup. The segment ends with an enthusiastic call‑to‑action, urging viewers to click the provided link and order the test immediately.

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You've seen about 1,000 ads for the Rhythm at-home blood test now, but you still haven't done this for yourself. Why not? Now that I have 2 minutes of waiting for my blood to draw, let's talk about your excuses. Are you scared of needles? Well, guess what? There's no needles. Is it too expensive? Well, it's only $79. You could get reimbursed through your HSA and FSA, so you technically don't have to pay for it. What else? You say that you don't need to do it every single month? You don't. Pause, skip months. You can do it once a quarter. Anything else? You're too lazy? It gets delivered to your door and picked up from your door, so you really don't have that much of an excuse anymore. This is your sign to finally do it, 'cause I know you've been thinking about it. Click the link right here. Go right now.