A sarcastic breakdown of how to wreck yourself: stay up until 11 p.m. scrolling TikTok, procrastinate homework until 10 p.m., and tank your sleep. The result is a 70% higher chance of a career-ending injury.
Okay guys, if you're looking to get injured this season, I just came across something that will increase your chance of having a career-ending injury by 70%. This injury framework revolves around sleep. So two things that you can do to ensure that this injury can happen is: one, stay up late watching TikTok till about 11:00 PM every single night, and two, don't use your time wisely and make sure that you're procrastinating your homework until about 10:00 PM at night so that you save the TikTok till 11:00 PM at night. If you do this, you're guaranteed that you won't be getting 8 hours of quality sleep, and this will increase your likelihood of injury by 70%.
