1st Phorm staff wrestle for tattoos, prank Cody with a live turkey on his desk, and play blindfolded dodgeball. Jordan narrates the chaos at their St. Louis HQ and Finney's MMA gym in November.
What the hell's going on? So these fellers, little cockheads, challenged each other to a wrestling match. So whoever loses, they agreed that the other person would get a tattoo of their initials on them. So pumped up.
About ready to be somebody's ass. Real good. Real fucking good. I got five bucks. Jacob's got it. I'm going with Jacob. I got 100 bucks on Gabe.
We are doing this official as Rusty wrestling rules. No full Nelson's, no joint manipulation, strict wrestling. Exactly how is it supposed to be? What? Make sure that they know this is voluntary, these voluntary efforts. This is voluntary, too. They did not sign anything to do this.
Shake.
From the mat. Let's go. Hey, that boy's too thick for all this. I think my man just got gassed a little bit. You know, he bit off a little bit more than he could chew. It's all about the heart, man. Yeah, he didn't quit. Hey, homie. Is he got it. Looks like it's over.
I got it.
Oh, yeah.
So we called in a favor from a local tattoo artist and he's in here. Let's go get Jacob. What's up? Yo, man. Good big show. Where you want it? Yeah, we're going to get right here on the arm, right here in the cuff. Okay, cool.
Dude. The. On the cube here. Yeah, dude, this one right here with a little bow. What? It's perfect. Can you just. Can you just have tattoos at work and just. He's a licensed professional. I don't see why not.
And then I'm gonna have you put on some gloves.
Here we go. What are we doing here? Oh, are we doing the dog bone, bro? You should have put a little higher it should have put it right there, man. Wow, that's even worse. What the. Okay, you can do that.
Holy.
You ready? Yep.
At the desk.
There you go. There you go, man.
Cody is a little bit of a crab ass. So for Thanksgiving, we're going to introduce him to our little friend Tom. He's probably on the phone right now, has no idea what's coming. We have to get the turkey in Cody's office. It has to happen. Like, what are you doing here, dude? I don't have a dad. Oh, go, go. It's go time. Let's go time. Follow you. Dude, I don't even know what am I doing. I'm not even a part of this.
Gotta move quick. Cody's too smart. Like he knows something's going on.
You got a big ass turkey on your damn desk, bro. Oh.
Holy. I'm not even Going in there. You got to go in there. Dude, no, no. That turkey, bro. I need to go to work. That's a real turkey. Who put it in there? That's a real turkey. Look at his feathers. He's getting riled up. Oh, he's getting ready to is what he's getting ready to do. Oh, dude, I'm not. I'm not messing with that.
Why you being such a.
We don't have turkeys. I'm hurt.
Oh, he's. He's a big bird, at least 12 pounder.
Hey, putting that pie over here, dude. Shut up, dude. Man, Sal's washed up, bro. He ain't throwing a ball in, I don't know, 20 years or something. Yes, sir. Let's go. He got the chain out. Taking heads, baby. Are those your wedding shoes? Yes. Nice. I like it, I like it. You remember.
Will is too jacked up. I think he's drank at least three or four energy drinks. He's. He's already scared me. You see that? You see that? You see this? Everybody circle up, circle up, circle up, circle up. Who's played dodgeball before? Me. That's awesome. Everyone knows how to play dodgeball, right? We're gonna play dodgeball too, but you're gonna be blindfolded. Everyone grab a blindfold and go to your respective sides. This is gonna be the best two out of three. Ready? Do.
What the is going on.
Line it back up. That's out of three. They don't care. They don't listen to me. This is. I've got no respect around this place. I'm gonna start my own YouTube channel. 10 seconds and dodgeball.
Sudden death match. No blindfolds. One to one. This is for all the marbles.
What the is going.
Blue team is the winner. Massacre. Massacre. Woo. What happened there, grandpa? What the you think happened? What's up, guys? Jordan here we are at Finney's MMA gym in St. Louis shooting with one of our beautiful athletes, Raina Vlaningam. We are shooting our Black Friday apparel and we are so pumped. What's up, guys? Jordan here. We're at Finnington St. Louis and we are shooting with, like, such a beautiful person. Welcome. Yeah, what are we doing here today? We're doing the. Our Black Friday.
Look at. What the hell? She was just crawling on the ceiling. What the hell was that?
Beautiful. Jonah, can you get some case?
Nice. Yes, Good. Just like that. And you're looking down kind of at front. I love this outfit because, you know, I'm a martial artist, so I love like, loose Doughbok feeling type of clothing. Very strappy. You like the back vest? I love the back. Look at that. I was literally just talking about these buttons.
So you would train martial arts in this? Oh, 100. I'm excited to train in it right now. Literally.
I feel terrible. Thanks for. I can't tell if he's. If he's hamming it up or Jose really just heard him.
I blame Jordan, actually, because she said to do it.
Well, Jordan, this is kind of a jerk. She told Jose to throw me. My elbow went the way it doesn't go. It hurts, but still got stale bones.
If you could donate to my GoFundMe to get a chin liposuction surgery, the link will be in the bio. Thank you.
Have you ever accidentally kicked somebody in the head while they were holding mitts? Oh, that's happened so many times.
So, so basically, we're doing a grab a Black Friday skit, right? It's like, hey, we're open to HQ for in person Black Friday. So you guys are just gonna be outside? Like, yeah, I'll explain. Yeah, I'll explain Everyone. Exactly what's. What do you think he's saying? I got so much more testosterone than all of you. He's like. What would he say? He's like, we need a controlled fire in the workplace. It would make it so much better. Literally want to start a fire the warehouse. He's like, oh, he's trying to make me try to open a T. You want views? You want views?
That's our work. Unbelievable. Where you guys. I actually have a lot of faith in this balance. I'm, like, crying.
All right, I feel you gotta bring the heat a little more, though. A little more heat. I'll bring you more heat.
Oh, no.
Oh, God. Oh, God. No. It's not crooked, ye brother. Make sure you like and subscribe. Turn your post notifications on. We'll see you next time. What's America? Ow. Stop.
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