This is a behind-the-scenes YouTube video (uploaded Nov 11, 2023, by TJ LaFaver) filmed at 1st Phorm Headquarters. The speaker leads viewers through informal, jocular scenes: helmet/vehicle banter, a trip to Johnny Brock's Halloween store in St. Louis to pick costumes (with jokes about vampire/milkman themes), and a staged "First Form" mad-scientist transformation skit used to set up a social post and the company's trunk-or-treat event at HQ. The tone is informal, crude, and comedic; multiple colleagues are named or referenced (Aaron, Chaz, Cody, Caleb/Kale Francis, Jonah, Brennan).
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See, that's what I'm talking about right there. That's not a real helmet. That's a hard hat. Put this on record. Aaron decided to grab these helmets, not Chaz. Yeah, I don't care, bro. He has a Tom Brady signed helmet. Put that bad boy on. Come on, let's go. Oh, yeah. This work? Dude, Cody's gonna fucking bam. We're good. Gameday helmet right there. I really hope you scuff that helmet up and just watch Cody cry. I did not tell him he should have that. What the.
Am I ready?
Oh, yeah.
This is a slow bike, bro. Man, what in the hell?
I think I need some gas, bro. They gave me a gas tankless, slow ass piece of. Let's go ahead and open this sun gun. Empty. All right. I need a ride to Wally's. There it is. Yep. Now we're rolling. I got fried chicken in the microwave.
We're going premium. Country rules. Take me home.
Bro. What the hell? Turn your key on the first position. Nope, she ain't starting. I think the battery is dead.
Yeah.
Thank you. Thank you.
Okay, so next week we have our annual trunk or treat here at hq. I actually don't have a Halloween costume yet. So we're going to go to the. The local Halloween costume store here in town and pick up, pick me out a good Halloween costume. And I'm even gonna bring a special friend, Kale Francis. He's gonna look very spooky. Ooh.
All right, so we're out here. We're in St. Louis. We're at one of the best Halloween shops in the entire land. Entire nation, maybe the universe. Johnny Brock's. So we're gonna go find me a little spooky Halloween costume. Caleb's already got some good ideas for me. Oh, yeah, it's gonna be good. Spooky and sexy.
We're trying to find a vampire, but he only sucks tits. So has anyone thought this is a kid centric event? Little pendant. I need this. I do like this. This is a nice. You like this setup? I really like this big cowl going on here too, man. Yeah, I feel like this is gonna give me a rash. Either wear this one on top of it. Yeah, that would be funny. That's perfect. Dude, you gotta get that too. All right. This is gonna get me suspended from work. I found a Kedara. Oh, bro.
I don't think this is for trick or treating. This is just for sex. What do you think about the fried scream?
Does this even make sense? Gay scream. I don't stab you. I Just suck you off. Oh, no, Please don't.
Cream makeup. What kind of cream?
Yeah, just get that little thing. You just take a little bit and put it in your. In your stash. All right, good. Unless you're, like, dribbling it all down your face, I don't think it's gonna look like jizz. I have a feel it could go either way, bro.
Well, currently, we just created a whole mad scientist little.
Skit. Yep, skit. That was the word I was looking for. Whose idea was this? Actually, technically, it was me. Technically, I'm the mastermind. Jonah did a lot of the work Brennan didn't do. Really? He kind of just showed up. Makes sense. Batfish, Fat Fist. I am the evil scientist that doesn't have a name. We got a post dropping tomorrow that we are getting together right now. And these guys created a whole little scientific lab of doing magical transformations. Because you don't need to do the work. You know what I mean? Like, only thing you gotta do is just hop in this little time machine, whatever the fuck this is, and let's see what happens.
Here. At first form, we have created a machine for instant transformation. Thumb up. Get back to work.
No more need for long workouts or tracking your food. We have had some success in the past.
What did I say about touching the subject? We have also had some minor mistakes.
Man, what the hell? Yeah.
But through extensive trial and error, we think we have finally perfected the formula up. Let's go see subject number 69420. So what would you like to see from your transformation? Honestly, I just kind of want a little more muscle mass. Eagle. More muscle.
Eagle. Reveal the fish.
What did you do to me? We gotta go.
What's happening?
We got a little bit more for you if you need. Boy, he's got to step in the chamber. What'd you do? Sweeten that smell up a little? I'm telling you. Oh, my goodness. They got this new technology, Jim. The only thing you got to do is just sit in the chamber. Oh, hell, man. It'll come to you. I hope so. Who does a milk mustache like that? I. What the hell? What did you do to me?
Hey, didn't I just see you in there eating a minute ago, buddy? Yeah, bro. All right. I got my costume on. We're here at Truck or Treat here at hq. Let's go see what's going on.
That hair looks good on YouTube. You like it? Yeah, I do.
What do you think he is, Nate the Milkman? That's what you think he's A milkman. That's it. A vampire milkman. Okay, you're getting closer.
What? What are you. Sucks on titties? Yeah, we got it. What do you think he is? No, let him. He's a milkman. I need milk like a milk vampire to kill milkman. Well, no. Okay, you're getting close. Where does milk come from, Utters? Only a vampire sucks blood. Right? But he's a vampire. That's.
A vampire milkman. Okay, you're getting close.
Might be. Hey, this might be the worst. The worst trunk or treat in the whole building. Wow. This is Candyland, right? This is Candyland. This is Candyland. Where'd you. Is that your Candyland costume? Yeah. Dude, I'm gonna. You're going to suspend you for this? What are you dressed up as?
It'S pretty good. It tastes better than regular milk. It tastes better than cow's milk. Like so. Serious. You ever tried breast milk? A lot of it. So if kids. Asshole. I'm just a vampire with weak bones. I have to drink a lot of milk.
Who is that?
Yeah, I get it. I get you. Instead of sucking blood, you suck boobs. Right?
