A play-by-play transcript of a lively YouTube broadcast covering a 3v3 basketball tournament held at the First Phorm Arena (First Phorm HQ). Hosts Josh and Chaz McDonald provide energetic, humor-heavy commentary, banter, sponsor plugs for First Form Energy, and play descriptions across opening rounds, a semifinal, and the championship. The transcript includes on-court moments (lost shoe, airballs, rebounds, three-pointers), an apparent Achilles injury to Taylor Frazier, physical plays (elbow/and-one), team nicknames (Winners Win, Three Legged Mules, Sal’s team), and a closing presentation of a championship check with an invitation to like/subscribe and a note about defending the title in 2024.
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Welcome in here to the first form arena court. I'm joined by my co host, Chaz McDonald's. Hey, man, I'm good. About to kick off the 3v3 tournament here. We got a our reign. Defending champion Sal Frisella's team against Sal sucks, captained by Paul Birchfield. I can tell you this, he has these beautiful shoes on. Not gonna do a single thing he does. Got some new shoes. He showed me those before the game.
They are Jordans. I don't know what model or year or version or style, but I look cool. Don't you think?
He's looking like he's ready to compete. You gotta make your free throws in March. Listen, Sal gives you a lot of a lot of shit for being short. But on the court he doesn't look very like a very tall either. Taylor with the rebound, with the handles. Oh, wow. Taylor, Taylor. I can't be biased. My bad. She is the smallest on the court, but I can tell you this. Ferocious, like a little Wolverine out there. I'm going say Honey Badger. She's Honey Badger.
Ugly shot.
Oh, Brett Ison doesn't have a shoe on. Can we get the man in equipment timeout.
He lost his shoe. And another airball timeout on the court for an official. We got a. We got a guy who's got a lost shoe. Blown tire. Blown tire.
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What's your favorite flavor?
Oh, that's Citrus Blast.
I'm more of a cherry lime guy myself.
Yeah, you're definitely a fruity guy if I've ever seen one.
What are you trying to say here, tj?
I'm just saying if you're open, I'm open.
Daryl, no good. Airball. Airball. And Jeff just took his top off. Game is on now.
Oh.
And he missed it. And he's too hard off the glass. Good shot. You gotta make your free throws in March. Everyone knows that. That's how you're gonna make a deep run in the tourney here. Gotta make your free throws. Oh, God, these boys are tough. They're tussling, Pam. They're tussling. They are gonna bring it every mother effing play. Can we cuss online on here, Aaron? Can we. Can we cuss in the broadcast, please? Profanity. Okay, good.
I got a more technical. Watch the camera. We gotta keep our eyes on the balls, man. It's. Oh, Sal taking it. Sal playing some tricks. Oh, hey.
Man, that's not part of the game. Yeah, hey, you gotta read the rule books, kid. Scramble again. Oh, Sal with an easy.
Just cannot buy one from underneath the cup. S too strong again in game. Oh, what a great oh.
Cannot convert Taylor Frazier. What a series of events that just happened. But no better than Sal's wide open. Look underneath the basket. Riley with a step back three. How to do it so short. Not a lot there. Shorter than me. And that is saying a lot today. Sal's not my president.
I got jack cross to me hook.
I'm going to pay attention. Don't worry about. How about that, babe? I'm gonna pay attention to me knocking that ass out. Is this the position for basketball?
It is. You ready?
Am I too wide or. I got him doubled up. Listen, when you're this big and this juicy, you gotta have double laces. Threaded the needle.
Full blown assault.
Threaded the needle though. Tom Brady esque. You see how threaded it was?
That turnover?
No, that perfect pass. Did you grab my nipple?
Probably.
Man. My nipple's burning. That was physical assault. Your damn hands are too fast. I went for the ball. Shot count. Lane violation, shot counts and the ball. It's dog shit. Dog shit. I can't see shit. We're only fucking one minute. Two minutes into this game. I got a cap cramp.
Oh, motherfucker.
And Taj has got on the the New Balance 400 Lawnmower Edition. He's going right from here to cut his grass. Absolutely ridiculous. Those are. Cannot ball up a nose. I mean if he. If he drops points nose, he's mad. Respect. Not. We got a lot of football players. And Greg throws up a three and it's fucking money from behind. Big Greg doing big Greg Rang Bab stepping up. Big three. DJ with a hard whistle. DJ wanting us to make sure we remember. It's about him. Big Craig doing Big Craig.
And catching a lot of air out in here. Gotta love the. Gotta love the vibes. Love the atmosphere here at First Form Arena. You know the new balances are good for rebounding. I will give them that. Aaron, cut this part out. Daddy needs a little buzz.
TJ with another good strong two points off the glass with a kiss. I hope that makes.
And our camera just got absolutely dominated the Sully a camera got dominated. It's not supposed to happen now. We gotta re reshoot this. Here we go. 1 minute, 15 seconds left in the game here. Walking buckets up. 46 and 34 over. Winners win for a chance to move on to the semifinals. Oh.
Injury report. I don't know exactly what happened, but it didn't seem good. It's sounding like a torn Achilles. She said, don't say that.
We're not doctors.
She's going to go get checked out. She said it sounded like it.
Not. It is one.
I hope it's not. Looks like we're about to get it going.
And welcome back into the second game of the semifinal. Here we got a matchup of the Cinderella story of the tournament. Three Legged mules up against. We talking about practice. We got Jeff Frazier, absolute psychopath on the court. Pretty sure he's already picked up two felon this tournament.
I am absolutely appalled that these two teams made it to the Final Four. I have no idea how that happened. I mean, you got to be kidding me. Here. It's got an Olympus shirt on. Maybe just since it's cool, though.
I don't know. He's mad because I made fun of his haircut. Preston, did you pay for that haircut?
Yikes.
Rick Webb already got a heavy breathing pattern going on five minutes in the game. He's a stocky build. It's like refrigerator on feet.
And another air ball in the story of this game. A lot of air underneath these balls, but they are dropping. Balls have been dropped, which is good. We're all adult males here. Taylor Frazier, formerly of Winners Win, taking the loss last week and completely blowing out her Achilles. That's a. That's a sick whip you got there. So.
They see me rolling. They hate him. I actually hope she. If she's feeling all right. I didn't ask for that. So, Taylor, are you feeling all right? I didn't ask you that. I'm all right. Great. She's doing great. Chris, dance with the reverse finger roll. Pop. Count it, Molly.
A fade away. Three from deep.
Just the way your mom likes it.
Travel. Can't do that. I love the travel. You just rol Morehead with a three. No good. Oh, what a strong rebound. And one. Count it.
Very good. He knew it.
Hey, yo.
Oh. Oh. Holy guacamole. That's a hard fall. What happened? Cry to the head, you give him an atomic elbow. Aaron, get in there. Tell me what happened. He got an elbow to the head. Atomic elbow. All right. To the dome piece. And the worst part is TJ gets to shoot two for it. Gets to throw the elbow and shoot two. The daily double. Oh, tj, do not bring that Kool Aid to a grown man's party. Splash. Oh, yeah. Holy. Oh, my God. He's all over him. Oh, my God. Take my guy out to dinner first before you abuse him like that. Jesus Christ. A little jibber jabber, that's all. What was that? A little shake and bake, baby. Pulled you out of the oven. Cook him up, son. Cook him up with that two piece combo.
God, that thing is just wet. Wet just like your mom's basement. When I come over. Hit that.
Booty cheeks. Another one, Booty cheeks. Another one, Booty cheeks. Welcome into the booth here. The tip off of the championship game of the 3v3 basketball tournament. Looks like DJs gonna have a tight whistle. Already called the first file here, ref. Let him play. Oh, Chef Frazier running again like a psychopath. Like normal. After that, he's a psycho. Who's got the best fit on today? As far as the Hoopers go, It looks like TJ's got the full fit on. He's matching. TJ's got the short shorts going. Fun fact, those are my shorts. Oh.
Almost there. Just didn't finish. That's what she said. You hate that. Yeah, that sucks when that happens, man. You know what I mean? You're ready to go, and then, you know, and your parents walk in, you're like, ah.
Gotta finish. I haven't experienced that in a long time. Oh, you didn't? No. Oh, pops up. Oh, and a big three from Jeff Wet. Wow. It's like a wet T shirt contest out here with Jeff Frazier making it rain. TJ at the line. Jay, you know what I say about the free throw line, right? What is it? You gotta make your free froze and mark march, but especially in April. Working the angles. Tj, the spinorama. And he gets it to fall. Puts him on a spin cycle and flushes it like a big old deuce. Convert these free throws, you gotta make them in April. Did you just see him show us? He did. He did a little quad. He was, he was. He wants people to know. He's like, hey, I hit these legs. Don't worry about me. Yeah. TJ driving the cup. Strong drive puts it in. Tj roughing him up and letting him know about it. He said, hey, he's getting coming up in your grill and I'm coming through and ain't you can do about it. What do you think they're talking about there in the huddle? I think they're talking about that they can keep getting in the mind of, you know, talking about practice. You thinking about it? I think they're talking about, hey, what do you guys want to do for dinner tonight? I was thinking about maybe some muscatroli, some fish sticks. Well, they got plenty of salt and.
Pepper to go around.
Got him. Two salts, one. Whoa. TJ With a hike trophy.
And that'll do it. That's the game, folks. To the winners go as well. There's your championship check. Once you open that bad boy up. Look at the casual. Big buckets for the team. That's been all for us here at first form inside the first form arena. Make sure you like comment, subscribe, turn your post notifications on. We'll be dropping more fire YouTube content for you guys here in the future, and we'll look forward to seeing if they can defend the title in 2024.
