A first-person, energetic vlog-style video by TJ LaFaver documenting 1st Phorm's Fall Fest 2023. The speaker leads viewers from a large workout at company HQ to an on-site farm festival (Frisella Farms) featuring petting zoos, helicopter/chopper rides, hot air balloons, food trucks, rodeo events (including mutton-busting), and nighttime aerials. The tone is humorous, informal, and enthusiastic with live reactions and crowd interactions.
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First form, Fall Fest 2023 is finally here. We literally have people flying all across the U.S. come visit us. Some of our athletes and influencers. We always start our weekend off with a huge workout here at HQ. So let's go see who's all here. Oh, D.J.
Trained my whole life for this micro. I stood it. I can't believe you made that first one. If you don't make it, you just, you just gotta walk around with your butt cheeks out. Oh, foot on the line. Uh oh.
He lost a bit.
The walk is saying, baby. See what happened there? Hey, how'd you get that Macy around and found out hopefully. Please, oh please start talking. Hey, go for about, about two. If I get two or three easy. This is where the happens. Because mind you, we were supposed to stop at 3:15. Now here we are. Now he's already negotiating his way to five plates. Makes no sense, man. Just get down there. I'mma spot you whenever you need me. I got you. Let's go. Come on. Yeah. Oh, that's easy. Out of the way. Three, two, two, one. God.
Now. Now he's pe.
Bing, bing, bing, bing. There you go. You went up. And I was like, it's pretty close. I was like, where'd he go? Why is he away? Your best. You made a mistake, cuz. I remember I did this with you a couple years ago. I was like, oh, I'm pretty good on my hands. I'm a CrossFit Games athlete. I used to be able to hang. And I was like, look behind me. I'm like, where's Chaz at? And I like, oh shoot, he's not behind me. And he was like 10 yards ahead. And I was like, all right, well, yeah, I'm ready for tonight. Wear your cowboy hat. Yeah, I'm wearing my cowboy hat. I might bring two. This is Marquez style. We're taking over Fall Fest 2023. I just got done whooping his ass.
I'm waiting for him to get tired. Come on, Bubba. Nope. You can do it. Got to survive for one more minute and you survive.
Man, I never had somebody choke me out with their kneecaps. This happened. Plenty of opportunity for my finger. Yes, but I did. I'm glad you didn't. Jim just cleared out. We had a bunch of fun. Now the real party starts. So everybody's going to get showered, get the cowboy hats and cowboy boots on. So I'll see you guys at the farm.
America.
Guys, we just made it here to Frisella Farms. We got some petting zoos, we got Chopper rides, helicopters. We got hot air balloons. We have food. Hot trucks. Food trucks.
Oh, this is bad. We got a rodeo down there. We got some games. Andy's riding around on a goddamn tank. I don't know where he got that from. He's literally driving around on a tank with. So come on.
Yeah. Q. Country music here.
Well, I haven't made a shot yet.
A little short, as always. Look at that chopper over there, buddy. Dude, there's actually a seat that you can, like, hang out the side of it. I'd be shocked if you got in there. No, if Brendan tells you to get in there.
Am I married to Brendan? Hey, I came prepared. All these fake cowboys and shit.
Huh? Be awkward. Oh, my God. What do I. What else can I do? How else can I not be awkward? So far, I'm. I'm overstimulated. It's about as country as I get. What? Jb. You get the same JB you get on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Think I'm funny? I love Fall Fest.
You're gonna have one of those foil on, buddy. Why are you saying that?
Look at the box. Oh, shit. God damn, boy, you know, I ain't my first rodeo. You know what I'm saying? Yep. It's the second one. I get it. Look at that. You got one of these.
Raquel, did you dress Sal today? She got me undressed.
You know what I did? I got us a reserve, Sunset Cruise up on that helicopter. Me and you, buddy. I know you don't like. I'm not getting it. It says you can have one adult and two children. I figured you're about the same size. That's a good one, Sal. He wrote that one down so he didn't forget it.
Hey, Andy.
Got the keys in there real quick. Yeah, man, they're in there. All right. How fast does this go? It goes like 40. I know. I think we need to get you on one of these bowls. You should go button busting. Mutton busting? What the is mutton busting? Mutton busting. It's made for kids.
But what's really shitty is I thought we didn't have hot air balloons. And I'm definitely afraid of heights. All right. Good talk, Andy. I'm really good.
Hey, man, it happens. You know it happens. Hey, bro, him and Sal got a unique skill. Like, they got a unique skill. You be full conversation. What do you think?
Oh. All right. Good talk. All right. Let's go check out the rodeo real quick. Oh, we got a gang dong on rodeo going on, bud. At the bull bucking. They're bucking around with the cowboys on, packing them with the goddamn chaps on. And.
Well, it is a qualified ride. What do you say for tale of the moner?
Pretty damn good, buddy. I can do better. They're gonna sock my ass, bro. Am I gonna get kicked? No, no, hold on.
I just stepped in straight horseshit. No. So Enzo Salson is about to go mutton busting, whatever that is. About to ride his sheep. Oh, there he is.
This is my favorite night of the year.
I love this. Hey, let's go. Dude, you did great. You did great, man. It was awesome.
When you find out this life ain't for you.
Come on, Enzo.
Oh, tell about it for Enzo. Good work, Enzo. That helicopter's going to scare the out of me. Do we really have to do that tonight? Yeah.
This is the chair that ends your night. They have knocked more people out. Thank you, Mike Tyson. Guaranteed. I might not get back up. Isn't there like a. If it's too dark outside, like, there's like a. It's too dark out. We probably can't even. Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh. We gotta get on this helicopter. Why are you nervous? This little kid.
No, buddy, I'm flying at night time. First off, I need to file a complaint. Isn't there, like, some sort of regulation? Come on, little man. Let's go. Yes.
Are we Probably. Can you see at night time? Yeah. Oh, I'm good, man. What the hell? What a little.
Stop it. Taking that door off up there. What? No, no. Yeah, you. Come on. Come on. Get your ass in here. Let's go. Can we keep the door on girls? Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. God, just protect us as we get up in this helicopter. We are going. You're gonna have somebody. We're going up and we're looping and come back. Oh, my God. Lord Jesus, help me. Why we got to have the door? I don't even know why.
They'Re trying to set the example for these children. Jazz, look at me. Look, look.
Oh, my. I'm not. Buddy, I'm not touching that. I. I'm going. Stay right here. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I got that.
What are you doing? What are you doing?
Oh, my God.
I mean, my girls were laughing and he was crying. All you heard was, oh, my God. And I thought, oh, my God. What a little bitch. You are a scary cat. You are a scaredy cat.
And that is a wrap on the 2020, 23 Fall Fest. I want you guys to like comment subscribe we will see you all next time.
