Josh plays hockey with Louis Chaix, a French pro player who left Paris at 14 and has played in Sweden. They talk about French food and language while skating and shooting on ice.
June 28, 2023
Paris, France
14
First Form Energy
Louis Chaix (spelled L-O-U-I-E with family name H-A-I-X pronounced/typed as Chaix)
Okay.
The ball.
Oh, my God.
You still look like we.
We.
Welcome to the post workout. Hey, it's not bad.
I appreciate the effort. You look. You look good. You. You. You could be in France.
I feel like a dumbass. I'm actually kind of upset because I talk like a friend of mine.
Huh?
How's my accent?
Till next Sunday.
But I'm more. I've brought a couple croissants. Croissants?
Oh, no.
Oh, you already ate yours.
Tastes like, huh?
Croissant, croissant. What? Croissant, croissant, croissant, croissant, croissant, croissant.
Here, I'm gonna teach you more French. Comme la. Change me.
You just fucking said some bullshit to me, didn't you? I'll smack you right in the face. All right, I'm gonna get out of this dumbass shit and we're gonna start this post workout.
What do you think you should say like this?
Honestly, I don't think so. I want to beat my own ass. To be honest, this makes me hate you even more.
We should make a post workout baguette flavor. Dude, that's disgusting. But I appreciate the thought, though.
All right, and welcome back into another episode of the Post Workout. It's me, Josh again. And who cares? Yeah, who gives a. I have none other than Louis in the building. I say that right?
You did say right.
Okay, good, because I know you French people. You got this weird pronunciation. Ashley, can we just. Can we start with something real quick?
Is this.
Is this in frame? Oh, pronounce that for me.
No, the right language.
No, it's St. Louis. No, that's where we're from. St. Louis, Missouri.
San Luis, Missouri.
No, say it like a normal person. That's from America. St. Louis. St. Louis. Correct.
Well, while we wait, we're just gonna.
Take a bite here. Take a bite.
All right.
Respect the country. Thank you, bro.
Louie is from France. Grew up in France. Right.
I was born in Paris and then live on the west coast. I left France when I was 14. Play hockey? Yep.
Now you're a professional hockey player?
Yeah.
Right. Which NHL team do you play for?
I don't play in the NHL yet. We're working on it, though.
But you play professionally?
Yeah, there's, you know, so there's this thing in the world. So there's America and then there's other countries.
America first, though. And then like everything else.
But I can't disagree. I'm here.
So, like, when someone said they play professional hockey, they're like, in the NHL, you know?
Wrong.
I played, like, intramurals in college. Am I a professional athlete?
I could be. You're also professional bullshitter. And you're here. I gotta survive here because, man, being foreigner in this country, it's not always easy, bro. It's not.
Tell me some difficulties.
There's one of them right here.
You play professional hockey in tweed, and that's pretty badass.
Thank you.
How long has that been going on for?
It was my first year. Now I'm just looking for new contracts, either in Europe or the U.S. you take another bite. Take another bite. Thank you. Dude, you guys don't have baguettes? You don't have croissant either?
Baguettes. Croissant. These fucking words are saying no.
Croissant.
Why do you hate when people say croissants? Croissant.
It's like a disrespect to my culture, you know?
Oh, damn. I feel like I started out hot with that. So you play hockey and Sweden. Do you live in Sweden?
I was, but I don't anymore. No.
They got some pretty good babes over there, right?
I don't know, dude. When I was tattooed, it was all Vikings. They were like, six, five, dude. It was kind of scary, but.
All right, Lou, this is called the Post Workout. What is your favorite post workout of choice?
My favorite one is the orange. I can't pronounce it. Dreamsicle.
Dream school. You're right, baby.
It's my favorite one.
How would you say it?
In French glass?
We'll stick with Orange Street School. Yeah, that's a good one. If you haven't had Orange Street School. Kind of a newer flavor. Money. What do you like about it, though, dude?
It's so fresh after a hard workout. Sometimes I don't really feel like. Like a really, really sweet. And sometimes I make, like, slushies with them, too.
No, this site.
Thanks, man.
Give the limelight. Move the ignition, too, dude.
Dude, I'm working on it, all right? Some of us have big legs, you know, You've always.
We can go out there and see what's happening. I'll get some skates on. Show me what you got.
I got it all, baby. Let's go.
Okay, let's go. Let's fucking. Let's fucking skate. Wait. Oh, yeah. Take that with you. Yeah.
You want to bite?
No.
Oh, okay.
Hockey skates, bro.
How did I get set up with these?
Holy.
All right. Oh, yeah. I'm just getting a little stretch, so. Get the hamstrings loosened up. Get a little groin. Oh. Oh. Too far. Land Speed record.
Oh.
This is what you need. Take a little bite, Ski.
I don't want none of that. I don't want this baguette.
Oh, slide.
Slide the crease.
How many do you think he can make on you? He's gonna do, let's say 10 shots. How many you can make out of 10? How many? If you make one, I'll be impressed.
I'll fucking make 12.
I'm a bully in the. In the net here.
For once, you'll have something there, bud.
Oh, I smashed my balls on that one.
Oh, no.
You.
Mean the ball.
Oh, this bag. That's a good cup, bro. I would have had no kids if that one would have came in.
You ready?
Cute guy thinks he's being the jet ride regers or something.
What do you want to do? You want to race or you want.
To Vanilla Josh seems like a good fair fight.
Come on, Vanilla Josh. On your mark. Nice and soft, just like with your women. Go.
Oh, here we go. Now I'm cooking. Come on, let's go.
Oh, I'm going.
Too fast, too fast, too fast, too fast.
Yeah, fucking, you know, a full send, baby. What do you think?
Couldn't handle it?
Go back home and wrap this up.
I mean, clearly you're. You're done after this.
Oh, yeah.
So we have a new segment on the pull this workout. It's actually sponsored by First Form Energy. Oh, the greatest energy drink on the history of earth. I already drank it. That's why I'm so jacked up. What's your favorite flavor? No one cares. All right, what is the weirdest shit in your DMs?
The weirdest shit in my DM, I guess. Yeah, some. Some dude once, like, slimmed my DMs and asked me how much money I would need to be paid to send in my jockstrap.
Game worn jockstrap. How much money would it cost?
Well, see that chain, bro? No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
How much would it cost, though, Hypothetically? How much?
Okay, half a mil.
Half a mil? Well, bro, come on now. Tell me some shit. Speak some. Let's talk some French.
All right? Tell me what you want to say. It's easier that way.
Something about your face just makes you want to punch it.
That's too much. I need something simpler.
Okay, okay. Oh, you're level. Okay, wait, I need to speak stupid French. Hold on.
Well, the thing.
No, but, bro, the thing is, in France, we don't insult people. We insult their mothers, their sisters. Like, we make it personal. Yeah, there's like straight up.
There's awesome. Rude asses.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dude, I already hate this, dude. The more you speak, it's.
Listen, you know you need another bite. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, there we go. Thank you.
It's still shitty, bro. Yeah, it's better. Baguettes in this world.
You gave it to me, bro.
Take another bite.
Take it.
I want it, dude.
Respect the culture. Take a bite. I was gonna finish with thank you.
Awesome.
Thank you for everything.
Oh, yeah, dude, you're.
You're also a great person and it's been a pleasure around you.
All right, this has been the post workout with my guy, Louie Shakes. Hey, what's your Instagram plug your hand?
Louis Shakes.
But it's spelled up, so you're probably gonna it up. But it's Louie like Lewis and Shakes.
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Comment below. Tell me why I'm better than Louie and everything, bro. Shut the up and like, leave a comment. Subscribe, Turn your notifications on. More post workouts coming down the line. Get some baguettes. Get a croissant.
Oh, my God, this.
