Transcript of a short, humorous YouTube #shorts skit featuring characters Chaz and another speaker reacting to peanut butter found on a table. Chaz accuses others, is confronted about having peanut butter on him, then confesses and jokes about being obsessed with First Phorm’s salted peanut butter—mixing exaggerated personal consequences with a playful ‘psych’ ending.
What the. Who did this?
Is that peanut butter?
Who the fuck got peanut butter on the table? We gotta find out who did this.
Yeah, yeah.
Who the fuck got that on the table? That's so disgusting, man.
Chaz, why do you have peanut butter all over you?
Don't worry about me. We need to find out who did this, bro. What are you talking about? You have peanut butter all over you. It was obviously you wrong.
We need to call Sal. This is ridiculous.
Or. Or. Hear me out. We can figure out collectively who did it, and we can suspend them one week with pay. But what's crazy is, could have been any one of us. Yo, bro, obviously this was you, man. Because I'm black. Okay, okay. You caught me. I'm sorry, guys. It was me, all right? Ever since First Phorm releases salted peanut butter, protein, peanut butter's taking over my life. I lost my wife, lost my kids. Probably after this, I'm gonna lose my job. And I hope that you guys can sincerely forgive me from the bottom of my heart. Psych. One and the one and the one and the one and the one and the.
