YEE YEE DAY 2023!! Recap at Granger Smiths Farm

All right, guys, what's up? We are at Yi Yi Day. It is Friday. Sorry, had to, man. There's so much stuff out here. They got bounce houses, they got great food, a lot of people, huge trucks, by the way, mud pit. And then, most importantly, I saw that they're giving away tattoos out there. I mean, we're. Yee. Yee day. I feel like you gotta get a Yi Yi tattoo. You won't get a fucking tattoo, bro. You will not fucking get a tattoo. I'll get a tattoo. Where you wanna get. You won't get a tattoo. You're scared. Bullshit, bro.

How about if he doesn't get attacked, he's got to sell his toy truck. I think that's fair. Deal? Deal.

But if I get it, when I get this tattoo, you gotta flop around in the mud like a little big. You know what I mean? If you with it. No, no, no. No deal. Deal or no deal? Deal or no deal? You're getting the mut.

I'll get in the mud. All right.

He ain't doing it. I ain't worried.

All right, let's see.

That's good. I'm telling you, it's good. I would put vodka in it, but it's really good. Should have got that off film. Got water out everywhere, man.

Good. I think I like that better. This stuff's amazing. What is it? It's like an energy. It is good. Oh, that's beautiful. Cinematic. Fantastic. Kill. Yeah. Ye.

I'm not scared. I'm just.

I'm just, you know. Anytime now.

Oh, we'll get there. We'll get there. I'm ready, baby. I'm excited.

Let's get it. Oh, and you? Oh, we starting right now. Here we go. Oh, here we go.

But you do gotta stay still. Yep.

My fingers are numb right now, bro. Oh. All right, let's take a break. Oh, God damn.

Can't take this guy anywhere. Got it done. Take a little look. See? Because he was vibrating. She shaved your arm. No, that was the gun, my friend. That was the gun.

I mean, the thing is, buddy, we just. We shared a special moment. Okay. I did penetrate you a few. Oh.

Battle scars. You know, earned through war. You know, pain.

You got a little something on your. Get it off. No, it's kind of everywhere. He took my spot. You think I can take him?

No.

Those are some cool crocs, man. They're called Joy B's. Joy Bees. Yeah. So nice they'll make your teeth fall out.

I want it in the Texas accent. May I have a sweet Sweet tea? Surprise me. Yes, ma'. Am.

Here in Texas we love America oh, America. We gave you America. Snow cone. Let's see what good old America tastes like.

I think we're missing a little something.

Missing a little something.

Do it.

Hey, hey. No, no, no, no. Oh, there's a truck.

Cheers. Oh, sorry. Ready?

Now. Isn't that good, bro? Can you scratch my back for me? Oh, my God. A mosquito bit me and that hurt.

You know what they say about big trucks, right? I got the smallest.

Is that what you're talking about?

Oh. Oh, no. You don't want this, Titus.

We are not playing fair.

He did. Titus. You kicked my butt, man. Good job, brother. Great job. Thank you. They're lucky their parents are there. Oh, what a dog to him, bro. Oh, all my exes live in Texas.

I'm sure he's showing her how to put out the fire.

You get.

Big bass, rooster tail right here. And a little woolly buggy. Right.

Work for the government. Gotta go. What was that? Pretty good. It's really good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And what do you do on the ranch? I tag calves. Well, I ride the mules every day. Yeah, we go coon hunting almost every night. Coon hunting. That's my favorite. Yes. We're about to build a chicken coop for.

I feed the dogs every night at, like, 11.

It's so funny. But. So where we're from, no one has accents and, like, you're just like, feed the dog. Wait, what? Say it again. I don't have an accent.

Mr. Jeffrey, I think we can proudly say yee. My friend has to go dunk in the little kiddie pool over there. It's a little muddy, but I'll guide you through it. I get to keep my big truck and you get to, you know, get a little muddy. You ready? I'll go get dirty. Let's go, dog.

Oh, shit. Those are like wasps, bro. Oh. What the. Oh. What the fuck is that? It's goddamn country ass. What? This fucking country ass town. I'm done with this, bro. Hurry up, Jeffrey. Somebody grabs me by the tip. Flop around like a little pig. Hey, just don't. Don't get your ye dirty. Oh. Ooh.

Sounds all too familiar. Come. Come on. Oh, no. You blast me.

Oh, no.

No, no.

You legit got mud on me Good. You deserve it. Yo, why is your flying. I also got my tattoo muddy. Oh, I kind of started peeing. I forgot. Hold on. I got shit flying in my mouth. Bug. Get me out of this country ass town. Ready? Yeah, just close it out so you can say, like, oh, God damn, dude.

All right, guys. Yee yee. Day 2023 is over. Want you to, like, comment, subscribe, push that notification bell, and we'll see you guys next time. Peace.

I just felt mud run down my butt crack, Sam.