Lois Letchford Reads: The Killer Cat's Christmas - Part 6

6 Mar 2021 · 1 min

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This content was created by Lois Letchford. This content was uploaded by Lois Letchford. This is a YouTube video titled "Lois Letchford Reads: The Killer Cat's Christmas - Part 6" (uploaded 2021-03-06) featuring Lois Letchford performing a single-speaker narration. The excerpt is an English reading of chapter 6, "Screams and Tears," from Anne Fine's The Killer Cat's Christmas — a fictional passage voiced from a cat's perspective.

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Hello, I am Lois Letchford reading from Anne Fiennes' The Killer Cats Christmas, chapter 6, Screams and Tears. All right, all right, so spank me. I lost my temper. You would have lost yours too, faster than I did, probably. I was so sick of being petted and fussed over and sung to by Ellie. The trouble is that Ellie has a voice like one of those corn-crack birds that are supposed to be famous for singing like 2 sticks being rubbed together. In fact, if you want my opinion, 2 sticks being rubbed together would make a much, much nicer noise than Ellie does when she sings. Folding her arms around me, she began that stupid song for the 90th time. I love little Posse, her coat is so warm, and if you don't hurt her, she'll do me no harm. Well, she was dead wrong, wasn't she? Because it was a nasty scratch I gave her. Mind you, it was not deliberate. I was just putting up a paw to try to stop her stroking me. So how was I supposed to guess? That she had just decided her show would be much better