
In Chapter 2 of the children’s book Diary of the Killer Cat, the narrator—a self‑absorbed cat—describes attending a bird’s funeral in the family garden. The cat complains that the humans don’t truly want it there, yet claims the garden is “just as much my garden as it is theirs” and boasts about spending more time there than the family. It recounts the bird’s burial, led by a family member named Ellie, who gently wraps the bird in cotton and says a few words. The cat observes the family’s reactions, noting the father’s hissing, the cat’s own dismissive tail flick, and the overall tension between the cat’s disruptive behavior (digging holes, squashing flowers) and the family’s attempts to manage it. The passage blends humor, sarcasm, and a darkly playful tone, revealing the cat’s perspective on ownership, grief, and family dynamics.










