Lois Reads "How to Train Your Dragon" Part 11

Hiccup. Fishlegs and Hiccup were going to the Great Hall to look for the book Gobber had recommended, How to Train Your Dragon by Professor Yobberish. As it happens, confided Hiccup, I know a bit about dragons already. But I haven't the foggiest clue how to start training one. I would have said they were virtually untrainable. I'm really looking forward to getting some tips. The Great Hall was a hullabaloo of young barbarians fighting and yelling and playing the popular Viking game of bashyball, which was a very violent contact sport with lots of contact and very few rules. Hiccup and Fishlegs found the book tucked away in the fireplace, practically in the fire. Hiccup had never noticed it before. He opened the book. I have included a basic replica of How to Train Your Dragon by Professor Yobberish here in order that you can share the experience with Hiccup. Of opening that book for the first time, full of hope and interest and expectation. You will have to imagine that the COVID is unusually thick with huge golden clasps and that some scribe has covered it in elaborately fancy gilt lettering. It looks very indicting. It looks very inviting indeed. How to Train Your Dragon by Papisha Yobarish, BA, MA Honours, Cantab, etc. Big Axe Books 10th anniversary edition, winner of the Best Book for Barbarians Gold Award. This book is dedicated to Mommy. With love from your dearest That's it! said Hiccup furiously, turning the book upside down and shaking it, trying to see whether there was anything other than a single sheet of paper inside it. Hiccup put the book down. His face was unusually grim. Oh, Fishlexic said. Unless you're any better at yelling than I am, We're on our own. We're going to have to work out our own method of dragon training.