Alex & Jaclyn Eat Harry Potter Jelly Bellies

Alex and his child Jaclyn taste Harry Potter Bertie Bott's Every Flavor jelly beans, guessing flavors before eating. The bag includes blueberry, booger, dirt, vomit, and sardine. Jaclyn reacts with disgust to the gross ones and delight to the good ones.
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Hi Jacqueline.
Hi, that's my candy that you got me.
Oh, that's the candy, huh?
It's kind of a game.
Why is it a game?
Because the back—
okay, there's Alex. Alex, so what do you think? Let's see the candy. All right, so which one are you gonna try first?
Uh, yeah, I want to try them.
Which one?
This one first.
Which one's that? Read it.
T— er— T— Tootsie? Hmm? Bobby, what is this?
Um, I don't know. Go ahead, open it up. Let's try one.
Hello, Bobby. Can I open mine?
Let's do one first, Jacqueline. First, let's do this one.
First, which one? That one?
Mmm, Harry Potter Bertie Bott Flavour Beans. Hold on, Alex.
Open mine.
Okay, I'm going to read the flavours really quick, okay? There's black pepper, blueberry, booger, eww, earthworm, Cherry. Cinnamon. Dirt. Earwax. Grape jelly. Grass. Green apple. Jacqueline?
Mmm, green apple.
There's lemon drop. Toasted marshmallow.
Eww!
What? Marshmallow!
I hate marshmallow.
Okay, buttered popcorn.
Popcorn!
Sardine.
Beans. What are those?
Those are fish.
Ew, I hate fish. I don't like fish.
Then we got soap.
Ew!
Spaghetti.
No, no, no, no, no.
Spinach.
Spinach.
Spinach. Tutti Frutti.
Tutti Frutti!
And then we've got vomit.
Ew! I hate vomit.
Okay, so which one are you going to try first?
Vomit!
Okay! Vomit?
Yes!
Alright, open it up!
Mommy— what's vomit?!
Open it up!
Which one's vomit?
Okay wait, Jacqueline's are opened. Don't open yours Alex. Huh? We gotta figure out what's what.
Do I like this? What? Do we do it like this Papa?
Hey let's pour— we're gonna pour a couple out.
That's a lot!
Now what you got to do is pick one that you want but you better read what it is before you eat it.
Vomit!
You want to try that one?
Is that vomit? No.
I don't know. No. Which one are you going to try?
I'm going to try—
One at a time. Wait, one person first. Who's going first?
Me. Me.
Jacqueline? Okay, you're going to try that one, Jacqueline?
Yeah, but which one is it?
Uh, that one looks like dirt.
Dirt? So that one's dirt.
You going to try it?
Yeah.
Try it. Let's see if you like it. Let me see. Oh wait, wait, wait. Okay, we're back.
Back to normal. I'm going to eat dirt.
That one's dirt? Let's see you eat it. Chew it, chew it. Yummy.
Oh, it tastes bad.
You sure that one's dirt?
Oh!
Really?
It tastes like real dirt.
Really? Alright, which one's next?
Oh, what should I get, Mommy?
You don't like it?
I hate dirt.
Oh, okay.
What's this one?
Well, unfortunately, Jacqueline, you already had dirt, huh? Yeah. Did you like it?
Yeah. No, no, no, Jacqueline, it tastes like real dirt, huh? Yeah.
Okay, I don't know, try it.
Okay, let's see that one. Whatever it is, I'll do— try vomit.
Okay, you're gonna try vomit. All right, go, Jacqueline.
What's this one?
I don't know, put it in your mouth. Eat it!
I'm eating it!
Chew it, chew it, chew it! Alex, come here. Is it good? What is it? Chew it, chew it!
What color was it?
You gotta chew it.
I don't know.
Just chew it. You gotta chew it up. I don't like it. It's not good? Spit it out.
Hahaha. All of these are— Oh, they're green!
Okay, your turn, Alex.
This is Bombi! I don't know if it is.
I think you're lying. Try it.
Was it? It's vomit!
Really? Was it really?
Yeah!
It wasn't good?
Uh-oh!
None of them are good! None of them? Pick another one.
I'm going to pick a blue one. I'll be back.
Let's see, Jacqueline.
Which one's red? There you go. Which one is it?
I don't know. Hit or miss. Try it. Is it good?
Oh, it's good!
Oh, that one's good. Okay, Alex, which one you got?
Blueberry.
Oh, I think that one's going to be good. I think you're safe.
Yummy, yummy. So yummy for your tummy.
Alright, one more. Let's see. Who's going to eat— pick another one. You sure you ate vomit?
Yeah!
Yeah, that does look like vomit, huh?
Mm-hmm.
It wasn't good? Uh-uh.
It's sick.
And what's— oh, and that's dirt, right?
Yeah. Two of dirt.
You guys both had dirt.
It tastes bad! Do you want to taste dirt?
Okay, no, I don't want to taste it. Alright, which other one?
Dirt!
What other one are you going to try? Oh, somebody get the sardine.
No!
Come on, I dare you.
I just got that one.
No, you didn't eat sardine. If somebody eats sardine, oh man, I want to see you eat sardine.
No, that's fish.
Here, try this one.
What is that?
I don't— try it.
I didn't eat grass.
I don't know, try this. Try this.
No, I don't have grass.
Try that one. Try this one. Come on! You can spit it out if you don't like it.
I'm trying white.
Alright, try it.
I think it's noodles.
Yeah, go ahead. Let's see. Which one is it?
Fish!
Fish! Which one was it?
Fish!
Really? Yeah! Okay folks, and that was fun with the Harry Potter Jelly beans. Alex, what's wrong?
That's a drink, water, duh! I want chocolate to taste it.
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