TE GUSTAN ABORDAJES? 🤨

¿Te gustan los abordajes? ¿Ya tan rápido te cansaste?

Sorry, I don't speak Spanish.

You got tired so fast?

I'm sorry?

You got tired so fast?

Yes, because this sun is exhausting.

Really? But it's the winter sun, it's the easiest one of the year. Where are you from?

I'm from Russia.

Da lag na?

Yeah. Ah, you're from the Mayas, just— Wow, how?

It's nice.

I'm sorry, I don't speak English.

Nah, it's too fast, come on. If I speak English that fast to you, you're not gonna understand.

Because I was married for 3 years, I'm from England, guys, that's why I speak no English. Really?

Were you in Canada or it was in Russia?

Actually, I was in Turkey, he was in USA, then we moved to Mexico and we broke up here.

You broke up here? Congratulations!

Thank you, yeah, I'm very happy.

Me too. How long ago?

Like 5 months ago.

All right, cool. I'm from Mexico, but from the Pacific side.

Which city?

Guadalajara.

I don't know.

Do you know any other city?

No, Mexico City, but I already took in Cancún. Yeah, yeah, of course. Oaxaca. You've been in Oaxaca? No, no, no, never been. But it looks amazing.

You will love it, yeah, it's pretty cool.

So you're from Oaxaca?

No, I'm from Guadalajara.

It's sunny closer?

I think Oaxaca is the middle point between here and Guadalajara.

Still, no, still, when I'm like in bikini suits.

I'm sorry you don't like it.

It's okay, it's okay. But in Russia we have this kind of weather just in couple cities.

No, seriously, not even Sochi is like this.

Sochi? How do you know Russia? Okay, you've been to Russia or you were dating?

For sure, me and Denise, man.

Oh, you were dating Russians?

No, I've been in Russia many times.

Really?

Yeah, I love Russia. It's my second favorite country in the world.

Okay, first is Mexico?

Obviously. Kaniezhna. Kaniezhna. Kaniezhna. Kaniezhna.

Your Russian is really good, I'm surprised.

For sure, it's possible. So you're single now? I am. So I can ask you out? Uh, yeah. Okay, give me your number.

Uh, okay.