Draymond Green roasts Kevin Durant's dry, scaly ankles, calling them "ash" and "scales" like an alligator. He pitches Rich Kleiman on getting Durant a lotion brand deal so he shows up "incredibly lotioned" next game.
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Jesus Christ, K. Bam sent me the picture and said, "There's no way K is this ashy." And I said, "What the fuck?" That wasn't even ash. That was fucking scales. And it looked like you could go fucking skin him like an alligator and take it to the store and sell it. Like, that's how bad it was. I know he gonna say, "Fuck y'all. Why y'all worried about my ankles?" I already know what his response is gonna be. But to my brother Rich Kleiman, pick the lotion brand that y'all want to endorse and go partner with them because that'll be an incredible story if Kevin just comes out the next game incredibly lotioned, skin looking impeccable. I'd love to see it.