In this July 20, 2016 livestream, Bret Warshawsky hosts an improvised, multi‑speaker session that blends satire, business updates, and artistic performance. The conversation opens with a mock conference call featuring a fictional "President O'Banana" (a parody of President Obama) repeatedly chanting "Yes we can." Bret then shifts to a serious claim about his company, Core Fractal, founded in 1994, which is allegedly being targeted for a buyout by Domesticated Primates Incorporated. He emphatically refuses the offer, invoking the Moksha Foundations and threatening to split the firm into 24 new fractals. The dialogue veers into a spontaneous hunt for a plastic banana‑shaped phone case, described as a "banana phone" that is supposedly regenerative. The participants—identified as Speaker A, Speaker C, and Curtis Faith—interact with a live Facebook audience (initially five viewers) and reference a physical location called Synergy Hub 1.0 in Rotterdam, described as a "Fair Share Point" where unconditional sharing is encouraged. Bret announces plans to "occupy the Noosphere" and shares a series of musical interludes, quoting Oasis, Neil Young, and original poetic verses delivered by Curtis Faith. Throughout, the stream oscillates between business rhetoric, playful banter, and free‑form artistic expression, illustrating Bret’s eclectic personal brand and his emphasis on community co‑creation.
Chapters
Yes.
President O'Banana, I hear you. Yes, we can, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, we can. Yes, sir. Yes, we can. I agree. Yes, I resonate. No, don't worry about it. No, no, the Domesticated Primate Incorporation will be fine. Yes, we can. I've spoken to most of the presidents. Yes. No, it's fine. No, seriously. Yes, we can. Yes. Listen, I started this company in 1994. No, I'm still the CEO. No, that's—
no.
No, I'm not going to sell. No, I don't care how much they're offering. I built this company from the ground up. I'm not going to let go of it. No. I don't know why I'm so calm. You're pissing me off. Mr. O'Banana, yes we can. Yes, yes, we can do that. We can do that. Relax. Yes, yes, the corporation will be fine. That's what I need to know. Let's ask Mikey Z about it. Get Mikey Z on the line. Get Mikey Z on the line. I'm gonna play some music. I'm gonna play some music, and then you get Mikey Z on the line, and I'll pick up again.
All right, bye.
How you doing, Bret?
Hmm?
How you doing?
I'm making a video.
There's a banana case downstairs for transporting bananas.
Really?
This is— can I—
can I co-create?
Yeah, yeah, that's my phone.
I'll just show you. Can I just— I want to make— finish this one piece, but you're welcome to join the call, the conference call.
I was just going to say there's a plastic banana case in the shot.
Yeah, we're on a conference call with President Obama. So if you'd like to join, I'm just going to finish this beautiful graphic. This is the people that Ai Weiwei told us about, Ming. The mighty Ming, his work.
Cool.
Yeah.
Can you tell them who?
This is live on Facebook.
How many people?
Well, there's 5 people watching right now, but then the video goes live. Oh, look! Tim put a banana in my thing.
Yay!
Here, would you like to join the conference call?
Why not? Why not?
I'll show you how it— yes, Mr. Banana, yes we can, yes we can, yes we can.
Did you hear what Obama said in March 2015 about UFOs and, uh—
There is a walking, talking core fractal here among us. Apparently he wants to share something.
Yes, um, 4 trillion bananas, please.
Earth. That's funny, dude. That's really funny. So by the way, Core Fractal, the company that I've been building since 1994, they're trying to take it over. Domesticated Primates Incorporated. I'm the founder and they're trying to buy me out right now. I've told them no. I've built this from the Moksha Foundations and it will not be sold to anybody under any conditions. If anything, I will break up the band and start 24 more fractals out of that corporation if I have to. So no, sir. No, sir. We're not going to do that. You heard what we said. You heard what we said. We need 4 trillion Earth. Yes. Yes, room room nineteen. Thank you.
Yes.
Hey, how's it going? Hello. Hello.
So can they still hear us when?
I don't know. Brett broadcasting on Facebook.
This is good.
You should get that banana case from downstairs. Where is it? It's in the free shop.
What does it look like?
It looks like a banana, but it's plastic. No.
Yeah, seriously?
Yeah, yeah, so I'm telling you.
Yeah. Oh shit. All right, well, I don't have a choice.
We have to go.
I don't have a choice. All right, I'm on a Mission Impossible.
It's, it's in the— when you go in the shop, it's on the left.
In the shop on the left.
If it's still there. I'm sure it should be still there.
All right, I'm going to find the banana case. Apparently there's a banana case downstairs to put my, uh, cell phone in.
Yay!
I don't know why the walking, talking core fractal would think of something like that. Oh, I'm not supposed to be barefoot. I'm not supposed to be barefoot in the building downstairs. So this is Synergy Hub 1.0 in Rotterdam where we drag and dream and then we intend and then we co-create and then we celebrate. I think you're all going to dig it across the planet. Pay attention this October when we occupy the Noosphere. Is this location thing, Unity, about the divine feminine and being able to see the unity of all things? This is the red room at the station where I sleep at night. There's a Gene Keys Interrogation going on in there. So hello out there, my Facebook friends. Yes, I am the king of Facebook Live, just like Elvis. I'm the king of Facebook Live. That's right. I'm gonna go viral like a disease. That's silly, isn't it? So anyway, I'm on a mission impossible. And thank God this week our friend Kishan Impossible will be here, and you guys are gonna love him. He's a new character being added to the cast of Friday Nights Live. I'm hoping he'll be here for next week's episodes. This guy travels with a suitcase, and there's no clothes in it, only lasers and lights. That's pretty cool, right?
All right.
There is a whole cast— I am now in the Gift Consciousness Shop, otherwise known as the Fair Share Point. I'm gonna cut to this beautiful sign made by the Y Unity folks. Let's see what it says. I don't have my glasses on. I'll see if I can read it. Everything that you find in a Fair Share Point is based on unconditional sharing.
Yes.
That means you are invited to take whatever you like. You are encouraged to take as much as you need. There are no expectations that you give anything in return. So I've come here to upgrade my cell phone experience and have a hard case just to protect things. This is a pretty incredible find right here. This is a truly incredible find for my banana— for my cell phone. Can you believe I found a case? This— how brilliant is that? I've got— yes, I'm happy to see you, and I've got a banana in my pocket. Very exciting. Curtis Faith, are you here? You are not going to believe what the walking, talking core fractal led me to. Curtis, are you ready for perhaps the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life?
Yes, I am.
What is it? A fucking phone case. A banana case. A phone case.
Oh my God.
I've got—
Here's the atrium. Look how beautiful that is. Synergy Hub 1.0. We're going to occupy the nose here. We're already doing it here. We hope you all join us. When you get the message clear and straight, sound and sweet. Check out our little aquarium. It's probably hard to see, but there's these crazy fish swimming in here. They come from like the Amazon or something. You guys are not going to believe what The walking, talking core fractal told me about. I've got a fucking custom-made phone case. Can you believe it? Of all things. Yeah. You've not seen my videos yet. I'm on the phone with President O'Banana.
Oh, really?
Yeah. You haven't heard. You haven't heard any of them.
Really?
You got him on the phone?
Yeah.
It's really nice. You're very serious. What are you doing? A commercial sample. Oh, it's a present from Banana.
Oh wow, Banana Phone.
Banana Phone.
I've got this feeling so appealing for us to get together and sing. Ring ring ring ring ring banana phone.
Ah, let's see some more video again.
It's the best, beats the rest. Cellular modular interactive modular ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone.
Did you know about it? Banana phone? Yeah, that's why I said banana phone. You said this is for your phone?
Yeah. It's no baloney, it ain't a phony, my cellular banana phone.
Banana phone. That's Great, they just totally upgraded me. You didn't know that? No, but it's regenerative because I can eat it and then create a new one. The other one, the regular kind. All right, look at that thumbs up. Is that— what time is it on there? Pizza's there too. Oh, I called the White House. I was talking to President Obama. It was very hopeful. Occupy the Noosphere. Is that China?
Yes.
You know that's your night shift today? Yeah, not till 7. I said I could do 10 to 2.
I did.
I told Robert 10 to 2.
What?
I don't care what they say. I told Robert 10 to 2. That's it. I wrote it in the thing.
There will be more stuff.
I might, I might stay, but I made it so clear that I literally will not stay if I don't want to. Because I made it clear to him. I made it clear to him. I did. That's integrity. Like I made it. No, I'm not doing it. No, no, no. They want me on the night shift, the night shift. The bananular phone. Very cool. Yes, we can. I don't have release forms from everybody, so I'll have to turn the camera back around. Biscuit, I've got a custom-made fucking phone cover. Oh, it's a holder, right? The walking, talking core fractal led me to it. Here's a break from your commercials. I don't want to watch that. Let's see. I'll share a song I like. Now I'm an Oasis fan. I know that's not the most popular thing in the world for everyone, but I like them.
An wie ein Baby, das klebt.
How close does it have to be? Just in the same place. Get the count in.
What is it? There is 2, 3, 4. Sail them home with acquiescence on a ship of hope today. And as they land upon the shore, tell them not to fear no more.
Set your life and take a bow today. And then dance if you want to dance, be in front of the ticket desk.
You know they're going to go with Well, that was some postmodern art fucking awesomeness. Holy shit. May I be so bold, that was fucking fun. Dude, if anyone can connect me with the guys who made that video, I would be fucking so grateful. That was a brilliant fucking video. I hope there's more of this animation stuff. I like this Oasis song too, so I'm just gonna keep them going, you know.
I'm asleep. I'm free to be whatever I like, whatever I choose, and I'll sing the blues if I want. I'm free to say whatever I like, whatever I like. If it's wrong or right, it's all right.
Actually, I like the acoustic version better. I'm a sucker for that, so I'm going for that.
Free to say whatever I, whatever I like. If it's wrong or right, it's all right. It always seems to me you only see what people want you to see. How long's it gonna be? Before we get on the bus and cause no fuss, get a grip of yourself. It don't cost much. Free to be whatever you, whatever you like. If it's wrong or right, it's all right. You're free to be whatever you, wherever you please. You can't shoot the Free to be whatever I, whatever I choose, and I'll sing the blues if I want. Here in my mind. You know you might find something that's you. You thought you once knew, but now it's all gone. And you know it's no fun. Yeah, I know it's no fun. Oh, I know it's I'm free to be whatever I, whatever I choose, and I'll sing the blues if I want. I'm free to be whatever I, whatever I choose, and I'll sing with this fire once. Whatever you do, whatever you say, yeah, I know it's all right. Whatever you Whatever you say, yeah, I know it's all right. All the young blues carry the news. All the young blues carry the news. This is a song by Neil Young.
I know, look, but you know, I wasn't born either from England.
This is called Hey Hey My My.
Here's a thought for every man who tries to understand what's in his hands, what's in his hands. He walks along the open road of love and life, surviving if he can, surviving if he can. Bound with all the weight of all the words he tried to say. Chained to all the places that he never wished to stay. Bound with all the weight of all the words he tried to say. But as he faces the sun, he casts no shadow. And as he faces the sun, he casts no shadow. As they took his soul, they stole his pride. And as they took his soul, they stole his pride. And as they took his soul, they stole His pride.
Pride.
And as he faces the sun, he casts no shadow. So here's the thought for every man who tries to understand what's in my hands, what's in my hands. You know, I want To say that as I face the sun, I cast no shadow. You can take my soul, don't take my pride. You can take my soul, don't take my Pride.
Pride.
When you take my soul, don't take my pride.
Pride.
'Cause as we face the sun, we cast no shadow. 'Cause as we 'Cause as we face the sun, we cast no shadow. 'Cause as we face the sun, we cast no shadow.
