Two people enjoying a Swiss luxury trip suddenly panic over a 98% market crash. They abandon their vacation plans, return unopened champagne, and scramble to book budget flights home while trying to stop crypto sales.
Start getting used to these views. 5-star hotels, living in Switzerland. You know, should we just extend our Euro trip by another month?
I think we should move here.
You want a place here?
Yeah.
Done. I don't have time to look at a menu. Please just find the most expensive thing and order it for me, okay? Let's see what the market's at today. Oh my God, 98%? Let's go eat somewhere else.
What are you doing?
Can we return the champagne? Yeah, I don't think we've opened it. Can we return this? Can we just wrap this trip up? What are you talking about? I'm sick of Switzerland. Alright, you're sick of it too? Let's just go. Is that good? Ryanair?
I'm not gonna go on a Ryanair flight.
EasyJet?
I'm leaving.
It's a 5-hour layover. You can do that. No. Okay, wait, wait. Okay, fine. I'll get you the seat with extra legroom. Can you log out of my Moonpay, by the way? Don't sell anything, okay? Everything is down right now. How to apply for a job.
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