Short spoken monologue by Nick Perry arguing that spending money on one’s romantic partner yields financial returns via karma/universe—he presents this as a personal belief and actionable advice (buy gifts, holidays, dates). He frames it as anecdotal, non-scientific, and contrasts it with men spending on other items instead.
The more money you spend on your girl, the more money you make. Look, you can't prove this shit scientifically, but the return on investment is insane. Every time you as a man buy your girl something nice, like flowers, a new outfit, or anything else, God, the universe, karma, whatever the fuck you believe in, looks down and says, oh wow, a chivalrous and caring man. You, sir, need a few more zeros on your bank balance. Don't ask me the logic behind it, I just do it. And it just works. As guys, we spend money on nonsense all the time anyways, like a new hunting rifle, a CRM with too many features, and sometimes even expensive watches too early. So you might as well spend some on your girl. Take her out on holidays, surprise her with flowers, and go on dinner dates.
