A short monologue (by Nick Perry) giving rapid-fire prescriptive advice about masculinity and personal behavior. The speaker lists concise rules (e.g., 'Don't complain', 'Hold the door', 'Pay for dinner', 'Lift heavy') framed as practical norms men should follow to be successful/confident.
Here's how to be a man in less than 60 seconds. Don't complain. Ever call your mom and just let her talk away. Hold the door for everyone. Never, ever use the words 5050 with your woman. Pay for dinner for your friends and family, and never ask for a Venmo after. Fist fights are a lose lose situation, but if you're going to be in one win, eat clean, but don't brag about it. Lift heavy one day and lift slightly heavier the following week. Click not interested on every Instagram video with a chick twerking. Watch a game. Not all the games. Ask out the hottest girl you know. If she says no, get back to work, have a mission, and realize positivity fixes everything.
