A personal trainer named Michael Johnson runs a self-defense business where clients pay to get beaten up. He's so successful he owns a helicopter. The speaker's friend paid for sessions and swears by them.
He gets paid to punch people in the face. He gets paid by people to beat them up. People pay him to beat them up. Like, he literally— people pay him thousands of dollars for him to put his fists into their body multiple times on purpose. I want that job. I want that freaking job. Like, and he's so good at it that he owns a helicopter. Like, how How freaking cool is that? Like, passive income is cool, but getting paid to beat people up by the people that you're beating up? Like, I understand being like a hitman, but he's like a hitman, like, to you. Like, you pay him and then he— like, it breaks my brain. So I've never heard of that before. Michael Johnson, go look him up. He's a personal trainer and he trains people on self-defense, and he's like, the best way to learn self-defense is by getting your ass kicked. And he literally kicks people's ass. And so he was there with a friend last night, and the friend told me about, I don't know, a dozen stories about Michael Johnson just whooping up on him. And I'm like, okay, and you paid the guy? He's like, absolutely, the best investment of my life. And I'm like, I want that job. I don't even have words. I guess it's good to have those, right?
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