Three comedians trade explicit limericks and crude jokes in a live routine. The material is bawdy and ribald, delivered as rapid-fire banter and short anecdotes for adult audiences.
Well, here's one for my mother, rest her soul. Honestly, this was one of my mothers. This will tell you something about her personality. There once was a sailor from Brighton who said to his girl, it's a tight one. She said, shut your face. You're in the wrong place. There's plenty of room in the right one.
That's a limerick.
There once was a fellow McSweeney who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth he added vermouth and slipped his girlfriend a martini.
There once was a man from Nantucket With a dick so long he could suck it. He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin, if my ear was a cunt, I. I went.
Getting lower and lower.
I was 8 years old when I.
Learned. Were you going to give me some of that cookie? He says, does your dick touch the water when you piss over the side of the boat? Grandpa says, sure the hell does. He says, well, good. Take it out of the water and stick it in the ass and fuck yourself with it. You ain't getting my cookie.
So I decided to go to my doctor, and he said, you need to lose some weight. I said, well, how should I do that? He said, don't eat anything fatty. I said, what, like pies, chips, crisps, that kind of stuff? He said, no, don't eat anything fatty. You got an earring, got a nose ring, an eyebrow ring. What about this fingering.
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