Two people joke about turning boring scar stories into wild lies. Instead of admitting you cut yourself on a tin can, tell people you lost a finger rescuing a puppy from an alligator. The trick only works if you're from Florida.
Are you in the deal room?
The ER, and they'd be like, oh, I cut my hand opening up a tin can. I'm like, we're going to have a new story. Like, you can tell me that story, it's 100% legit. But from moving forward, you're going to have a
scar,
and we got to formulate a really good story for that scar. Because saying that you were a dumbass with a tin can is stupid. We're going to say that you were reaching into a pond to save a puppy and an alligator bit off your forefinger.
That only works in Florida. That's the—
Most of my stars have this. Right. Some of them, some of them. The ones that I don't show you have no visible—
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