A medieval king's court paid its highest salary to the royal ass wiper, the person tasked with cleaning the king's posterior. The job was gross but lucrative, proving even the worst work can pay well.
I don't want to be a bother if I, like, poke you and remind you. Is that you too? I need you to. Yeah, because I will not remember. Say that again. It's your job. It's what you're paid for. Is what? Be a bother. Oh, be a bother. Okay. Who knows who the highest paid person in the king's court was? No idea. Did you like— I want to do like that one guy doesn't know that the highest paid person in the king's court was the royal ass wiper. Now you do. Yeah, that's not even a wow. That's it. But there was a royal ass wiper and he literally wiped all the asses. Of all the, of all the court. Gross. And he made a shit ton of money. Pun intended. Where do I come into that?
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