Post Malone got a late-night text from Elon Musk and ended up at his house with Grimes, where they found a spaceship in a random room and Elon and Grimes making out on the unfurnished driveway. The whole thing felt like a fever dream.
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You met Elon, right? Partied with him one time. How was it? First time I ever met Post Malone. We were drinking, having a great time, and then he looks at his phone, he's like, Elon's been texting me. And we're like, yeah, thinking it was a joke. And then he showed us his phone, it was like Elon Musk, who was like, come over. And we were like, do we go over to his house? Yeah, I mean, you can't really say no to that. Drove to his house, him and Grimes are like standing on the driveway with lanterns like, welcome to— why? The whole thing was from a dream, I swear to God. We're just sitting there talking, he's like nursing a glass of whiskey or something like that. I remember thinking like, this house doesn't have any furniture. It's really weird. And someone was like, well, this is his like party house. His like family house is across the street. I was like, oh, that makes sense. 4 AM, I gotta go home. Can't figure out which door leads out. I want to open a random door and then there's like a spaceship in there and they're like, quick, there's not enough time, get on! Go back upstairs. Elon and Grimes are making out. And I was like, okay, not gonna interrupt that. You know, while we're sitting on the curb afterwards looking up, just like, what the fuck? No one's gonna believe this.