The video captures a brief, informal vox‑pop at HustleCon where several attendees—Kevin, Nick, Lindsay, Andrew, and Elliot Walker—introduce themselves, state their employers (Rakuten Marketing, Atlassian, TinTree), and share light‑hearted thoughts about their first‑time experience. They joke about the event’s smell (success, kale, pizza, sweet potato), express nervous excitement, name speakers they’re eager to see (Payal Khadakia, Jen Rubio, Kate Sineistad), and discuss seating preferences, all delivered in a playful, conversational tone.
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Hissle! Hissle-kun! Hissle-kun!
My name is Kevin and Nick.
Lindsay.
Andrew.
My name is Elliot Walker.
I work at Rakuten Marketing.
I work at Atlassian.
I write jokes. Write funny articles.
TinTree.
I've never been to a HustleCon. My heart is pounding. Pounding right now.
I have not been to Hasselkorn before, but I'm really looking forward to my first time. It will smell like success. Oh God, uh, I don't know, man.
I'm hoping it smells like pizza and forties.
I'm gonna say kale.
Maybe like a sweet potato or something.
It's a pepper, can be spicy, um, and it's good for you. It's like not terrible tasting.
I think they like I like to sleep because they're underground before they're picked. Kind of me. Shaolin Ma? Shaolin Mike?
I'm most excited for Payal Khadakia. I use ClassPass every day.
It's got to be Jen Rubio from away. Kate Sineistad, for sure.
No, I figure hopefully there will be somebody on either side of me.
You know, I wasn't nervous before, but now I'm nervous. Like the theme parks where they have some attraction where people get wet when they sit in the front row.
I mean, the hope is, right, you like don't sit down and somebody like doesn't sit next to you because you smell bad or something.
I hope that's not gonna happen, but no, I'm not. I hope I can sit as close to the stage as possible.
Oh, bro, at least 20.
6 million. I have no fucking clue. I'm gonna guess like 10 million. Man, I got, I got a pass.
