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Sam goes to a strip club near a Texas airport after his friend Neville convinces him. He's uncomfortable the whole time, awkwardly asks for ketchup when strippers approach, and texts his wife asking how much to tip. Fries cost $1.

Sam goes to a strip club near a Texas airport after his friend Neville convinces him. He's uncomfortable the whole time, awkwardly asks for ketchup when strippers approach, and texts his wife asking how much to tip. Fries cost $1.
One time I told Neville, I've never been to a strip club. And he was like, I'm going to take you right now. And I was like, I don't really want to go to a strip club. He's like, well, you have your flight at 5 PM. There's a strip club near the airport in Texas. It's 2 o'clock. Let's go. And we go out to the strip club. I'm so uncomfortable. I'm rubbing my hands. I don't know what to do with my hands. And like these strippers come up and like touch my shoulders and they're like, hey, can I get you anything? And I was like, yeah, can I get some ketchup for these fries?
Like the waitresses? Yeah.
Like, and the food was only $6. $6. It was $1 for fries, $5 for a sandwich. I remember texting my wife and I'm like, how much do I tip? It was the most uncomfortable that I've ever been.