Shaan downloads YouMax, a facial rating app, pays $3.99 for a score, and gets rated 69 with a potential of 83. The app breaks down his jawline, masculinity, grooming, skin, and hair, prompting him to joke about needing an app to confirm he's a man.
Lickmaxing. I saw this app called YouMax, so I download it. It says, are you male or female? I say, okay, male. It says, 1 million people have done this on YouMax. Are you ready? Then it says, take a picture of your face right now and I'm gonna score you on how ugly you are. So your boy takes a bed selfie. Then it's like, hey, you want your score? Pay $3.99. And I'm like, gladly, sir, take my money. Apple Pay $3.99. I am a 69 overall, but my potential is an 83. Hmm, I'm intrigued. Tell me more, app. And so the app rates me on my jawline, masculinity, my grooming, my skin quality, my hair. That one selfie of you in bed? Do you take a side profile and then you take a front profile? What do they say about your jawline? You got a good jawline? Jawline 69, skin quality 68, masculinity 82. Nice. Your boy's a man. Yeah, you know you're a man when you have to use an app to tell you you are a man.
