Shaan goes to a strip club with three friends and finds one of them in a back room with the least attractive stripper there. When questioned, the friend says "the wand chooses the wizard," a Harry Potter reference that becomes an unexpectedly perfect explanation for random, inexplicable choices.
Can I tell you the one time I went to strip club?
It's an incredible story. I've been one time in my life and it's me, my buddy who's like the ladies' man. This guy was the big man on campus. And then we go with our other buddy who was like Mr. Long-term Relationship, but he had just broken up. We go to a strip club and then we turn to look for our friend, Mr. Always Wifed Up. He is holding hands with a stripper going into the back room. It's been less than like 2 minutes. Most importantly was, why did he pick her? Just objectively the least attractive stripper in the place. I have so many logistical questions, but most importantly, why'd you pick her, man? You could have picked anyone here. And he goes, oh, you can pick? What? He goes, God, it's like Harry Potter. The wand chooses the wizard. The line, the wand chooses the wizard, is like etched in my soul. It just applies to any situation.
