Two people riff on Bryan Johnson's unsettling appearance, comparing him to an AI or amoeba. One calls him outrageous and questions if he's real. The other jokes a tan would help, but admits they might look like him in seven or eight years anyway.
Have you seen this guy, Bryan Johnson? Bryan Johnson just has that look, you know what I mean? He looks like a futuristic, like, amoeba, you know what I mean?
That's what I was thinking. All he needs to do is tan. If he tans, everybody would be like, this guy is amazing. He doesn't tan and they're like, you're a vampire, bro.
He looks like AI. He might not even be real. Look, I look at Bryan Johnson. This guy's outrageous. It's too much. But I withhold my judgment because if I would have told myself 5 years ago, hey, this is what you're going to be doing, I'd be like, that guy's crazy. I feel like Bryan Johnson's crazy, but I'll probably turn into Brian Johnson in like 7 or 8 years.
He's wild, man.
