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I Talked To A Goat & This is What Happened

5 Aug 2023 · 1 min

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In this brief, whimsical exchange set on a farm, Speaker A (a goat) greets Speaker B (a human) and engages in a light‑hearted yet surprising conversation. The human attempts to kiss the goat, citing its cuteness, which prompts the goat to question why humans find goats adorable yet also slaughter them for food. The goat reflects on past family killings, expresses hope for a world where goats aren't chopped, and suggests they could build a better future together. The dialogue ends with a playful high‑five request that the goat declines, highlighting both affection and the limits of inter‑species interaction.

Hey there, how are you?
I'm good, how are you doing?
Very well. What are you doing on my farm?
I'm trying to kiss you, sweetie.
What? You just met me, you're trying to kiss me?
Yes, because you're so cute.
Oh, that's good to know. I didn't know humans find us goats cute. Is that really so?
Yes, and you're so innocent. I wonder why people cut and eat you.
Oh man, I've seen so many killings in my family. But hey, good to see a human like you in this world.
Let's hope for a better world where people don't chop you off.
Yeah, you and I can make this world together.
High five!
Hey, I can't give high five.
Isn't it amazing how animals allow you to love them?