A short, informal outtakes transcript from a CGH Group YouTube video featuring Michael and Tanya Hughes. The clip is light-hearted, mostly playful banter and repeated retakes while they mock and coach each other (mentions of life insurance, the Equus platform, and staged bits), ending with a sign-off.
Let's talk about life insurance, because I got lots of energy. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Oh, that sounds.
And how you can leverage to your reading whatever level of success. Well, I gotta redo it now.
All right. I'm pretty passionate about this stuff. Hold on. This is my part here. Go down just a little bit more so I can see what it says.
You don't. It doesn't matter what you say.
I mean, he was. Look, Bob. He did this.
Because he was trying to resist looking at me. That's what I was doing. I was like, don't look at Bob. Don't look at Bob. Don't look at Bob. Don't look at Bob.
Okay. Just imagine that that's me on the screen and you're just looking at me. I'm hoping you can't see your cavity. He's got a cavity.
That's why he's spinning this way. So it doesn't show up. Now we're going to get into the Equus platform and Tanya's crumpling stuff over there. To understand who's talking about Tanya, all I do is talk really loud and obnoxiously with belch of energy. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And you are not alone. Have you visualized it? And imagine what you're looking at.
I remember watching a football game.
Hey, Michael, come here. No, come here, come here.
I don't wanna.
Come here.
I waited for at least half a second before I looked at you that time. Next time I'm gonna go like this.
Oh, my gosh. And he'll get that on camera. He doesn't go. That's as wonderful as well. But it's just not his personality.
Well, not when you say it like that.
Tummy tuck in.
All right, you ready? There's one last element to what we're talking about, and it's not for everyone, because Tanya's laughing at me. Tanya. And I know how it feels to be in your picking my ear because it itches.
Hey, it sounded really good.
I couldn't not do.
That's kind of really good. And then you gotta pick her ear.
Holy smokes. I don't think I interrupted her one time. The whole time she was doing hers. And this is at least 20 times now. I'm trying to get energy. I'm trying to get energy. You will feel. You will. Up. Just a little more up. Just a little more up. Okay. Nobody can put their thumb on your period. That's what it says. Okey dokey, smokey. Hopefully that gets edited out of the film. Because that would be crazy. Trying to sound cool.
No, it's gonna sound cool.
Am I sounding cool? Jumping jacks. Jumping jacks. Alright. I got it.
By the way.
Hey, Tanya, we don't need comments from the peanut guy. No, I'm just losing my cadence on that, Tanya. I got plenty of energy. Shut your mouth. I'm about ready to go over there and get beat up by you. Here she goes again. Here she go. Seriously gonna put you out in the car, Tanya. I'm getting ticked at my wife and so I've got a lot of blood pressure rolling right now, so apparently it works.
It works.
You are the biggest nag in my side. Did you see that? Abuse people.
Do you need Maggie mad?
No, I don't. I'm clearly already there. Oh my flipping Goodness, Tanya. That's 25 times. And at that point we will cleared my throat. I got pichuy. I'm going to keep Tiny here for at least an hour. Cause I know she has an early morning appointment and this is what she gets for doing this to me.
Oh, meeting. Oh really? Can I see that paper for a second?
What? It's right there. Tanya, why are you reading all of that? That's not what we're even doing right now.
I'm just reading it as I'm getting to that point. But it does make sense.
This is where we start fighting, Bob.
Michael, it doesn't make sense.
That's what we throw down.
Want you to on behalf of my husband and I. The CJ was a great memory of our son at best.
Blah blah, blah, blah.
What is your opinion on who should end it?
I can already tell you what his next question is going to be. Which one of you is paying me? Anything you can do. I can do better.
I can do anything better than you.
No you can't.
Yes I can.
No, you can.
Yes I can. Who knows what's going to be on our video. We may not be the smartest cookies you've recorded, but we're probably the most entertaining ones.
Well, a little irritated right now, Bob. I don't know if I can smile. I'm boycotting this take right now on behalf of myself for getting dog piled on by you two.
All done.
And done.
