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How to Get Promoted in Pete Hegseth’s Military

26 Aug 2026 · 1 min

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TJ Walker satirizes Pete Hegseth's military with a fake promotion checklist: 40 push-ups in 30 seconds, Ward Cleaver looks, absolute Trump loyalty, and repeating that the 2020 election was stolen. It's a sharp jab at mixing fitness, appearance, and partisan politics into military advancement.

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If you want to make it in Pegasus Military, what you need to do is 40 great strictly constructed push-ups in under 30 seconds. You need to look like Ward Cleaver from Leave It to Beaver as far as perfectly, perfectly manicured hair. And you need to swear your devotion to Donald Trump. and be able to recite all the facts about how Trump had the 2020 election stolen from him. If that's what you can do, well, let me tell you, young man, you have a bright career in the United States military today. Ultimize.

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