TJ Walker satirizes reports that Kimberly Guilfoyle asked a Republican donor to pay $100,000 on her American Express card before her Senate confirmation. The Wall Street Journal story includes a text where she called the donor "honey," which Walker frames as a "romance scam with a flag pin."
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Donald Trump fired somebody for corruption. That's like the Titanic filing a complaint about a leaky faucet. Hi, I'm TJ Walker, just a guy from North Carolina trying to make sense of the world. And folks, today the world showed up drunk and wanted to talk. Kimberly Guilfoyle, Trump's ambassador to Greece and Don Jr.'s ex-fiancée, just got pushed out after the Wall Street Journal reported she had asked a Republican donor to pay off $100,000 on her American Express right before her Senate confirmation, as one does. The donor shared the text. Honey, please, I need you to get this done for me today. Honey, please. That's not a text. That's a romance scam with a flag pin. She denies it. As a life coach, I teach people to ask for what they want. Kimberly asked a stranger for $100 grand and called him honey. That's not a vision board. That's a ransom note with a heart emoji.