TJ Walker mocks nearly a million people who lost $3.8 billion on a Trump-branded cryptocurrency, calling it a retirement scheme that needs adult supervision. He also jokes about Trump's influence over FIFA, turning American soccer into a Mar-a-Lago spectacle.
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Trump has now done something I didn't think was possible. He made me consider rooting against America in World Cup soccer. That's like making me nostalgic for Spirit Airlines. First, nearly a million people lost $3.8 billion buying Trump crypto coins. And I'm sorry, but if you see Trump and crypto together and think, finally, a safe place for my retirement money, you don't need the SEC. You need adult supervision. Then Trump leans on FIFA and suddenly a US red card suspension gets magically deferred. Great. We finally get Americans to care about soccer and Trump turned it into a Mar-a-Lago with shin guards. Ultimize.