
Kate, Anthony, Sam, and others provide live commentary from a Park City ski competition, debating what matters most on the course. A binding fails after the first run, but the crew keeps the energy high with jokes and animal personas.
Chapters
All right, leaving Utah, going across the Butte. We're off! St. Patrick's Day, here we go! That's right, cruising in the Jonesy's Park, Park City on it. And there's like a follow cam they did. You know how to get there, right? Papa's in the kitchen. Eat up. Mama's in the field. Bird around the hen house, but from the house on the wheel. Rooster in the dooryard. 85? Tony? 85? Hey mama, where you been for so long, for so long? Hey me, hey mama, where you been, where you been for so long? Checking out the venue, maybe. How are the conditions, Kate? Conditions are, uh, get your off. What do you think of the What do you think of the conditions so far? Yucky. Yucky. Comment on the conditions. Oh, I think they are awesome, personally. What do you really like about it? I love how many rocks there are that you get to go over. Nice. I like the moguls. Yeah, how many comps have you done? So this will be my 6th one this year. So what do you think is going to be the most important aspect in this comp? I think for this comp, control and fluidity are going to rank really high. It's a skiing comp, it's not a who can hook the biggest cliff comp. And so they want to see you ski, and if you can pick something you know you can ski and you can ski the hell out of it, you're going to place high. How are you looking forward to this comp? Yeah, yeah, I'm really not, really not anymore. Skied all the potential venues Had pretty good runs on all of them, which means I got my good run out of the way, so I'm just going to crash anyways. And all the venues seem pretty crappy, guys. Crappy. Mostly just jumping from rock to rock, not really skiing at all. Hopscotch skiing. Hopscotch. Yeah, hopscotch. That's what I'd describe it. But I'm going to bring out the animal style in myself. That's right. Which animal will you be channeling while on the lift? I am channeling the lion. All right. As for you, Kate? I'm thinking like panther, black panther. Black panther. Shopping will make you feel happier. Just test the hood again. Random. Should we test the hood? So the weather just got really bad. Quick, put your hood on. The wind. Gnarly. I'm dry while all others are wet. Now turn sideways. Can you look out the side? Does it allow the breeze Full vision. Oh, pretty good. I think I might get it. Absolutely. So this lady gives really good discounts, really good discounts. Come back, we do really good discounts and other things too. Excellent, other things too. So make a toast. Let's make a toast. Together, extreme. Yep, extreme. Extremeness. Living or die. Team animal. Team animal style. Style. Yeah. Let's do it, you son of a bitch. Oh, if only I could swear in my YouTube video. Let's do it, you son of a bitch. And then he goes, whoa, did you see that? What's for tomorrow? All right, inspection. We talked about inspection being from 8:00 until 9-ish. This area in itself right now is probably where most of the high-line scores are going to be. It's a no-brainer. There's 72 men. Yep, Kate's in the men's division. There it is, running against me and Sam. Her hand, because she's a man. And let's see, Anthony is somewhere up there in the middle. Oh, I wonder where the Australian Tom Gellie is. Oh, last! Good luck there, buddy. Skin rocks, you'll have a lot of fun. Good luck. Me too. How's that feel? Oh, so good. Yeah, yeah, nice smoke. Oh, goggles of fog. Yeah, I know where I belong, and I know when I reach that place. Oh, I know when I reach that place. Come on. Oh, what happened? I see the rain come down while the sun What happened? The binding just came off. So, first day, had snow. We have. We have. Everyone's done their first run and now we're up for run 2. Anything to say, boys? Ah, I got something to say. Gadget dying. Go till you blow, and when you blow, oh no. I've got something to say. Ripping. Ripping. NTNG.
More from Tom

Most skiers overlook how they use their poles. Try these five pointers next time you’re skiing.









