Vanessa Marin reads a caller's story about their mother-in-law accusing them of inappropriate behavior with their newborn son. The accusation: rubbing their chest on the baby's hand was flirtatious and proof of an affair. Vanessa reacts to the absurdity.
Why does your mother in law think you had an affair? What were the vile things that she said? So here's what she wrote back. So she has an entire list in her notes, page on her phone. Things she thought we were doing inappropriately right in front of her, which made her believe that we were having an affair. Said that whenever I'd hand him my son, who was at the time a newborn, I'd rub my boobs on his hand. Can you imagine? You have a newborn in your hands and you're like trying to pass him off and that oh, that's your time to try to get flirty.
With your father. Oh, I just can't wait to hand my newborn son off so that I can get a little boo.