Can Xander identify this in a line up?

Name: Can Xander identify this in a line up?
Uploaded: 2024-01-27T11:15:03+00:00
Duration: 1 min 26 s
Channel: Vanessa Marin
Description: A short, informal YouTube clip transcript featuring Vanessa Marin and Xander in a playful, intimate conversation about a social-media trend where women…

27 Jan 2024 · 1 min

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A short, informal YouTube clip transcript featuring Vanessa Marin and Xander in a playful, intimate conversation about a social-media trend where women ask whether their partners could identify their vulva from a lineup of many others. The dialogue explores familiarity, confidence, and humorous hypotheticals (numbers in a lineup, level of detail, and reasons one might or might not pick correctly).

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Hey, I have to ask you a question.
What?
There's this trend going around where women say, if you had to pick my cooter out of a lineup of a hundred other cooters.
I don't know what a cooter is, babe.
If you had to pick my vulva out of a lineup of a hundred other vulvas, would you be able to pick it out?
I really. I really want to say yes, but a hundred. I'm assuming that.
You don't think you could.
But, like, I'm just getting the cooter. No other distinguishing characteristics.
You don't think you could pick it out?
Like, are we talking about, like, just clothes? Like, spread leg?
Like, any view you want.
How much detail am I getting?
Any view you want. As up close and personal as you want.
I would hope that I can. But you don't think I could?
I don't know. How many years have we been together?
If it was out of, like, 10, I bet I could.
Okay, 20.
20? Yeah, sure. Beyond 20, I think it starts to get sketchy.
Okay. How would you know mine?
I don't know.
How do you not know what it looks like?
I mean, I know what it looks. Would you be able to pick my out of a lineup of 100 people?
1000%.
Why?
Because I know what it looks like.
Oh, I have a couple moles, probably.
I know what your looks like.
Like, I couldn't just, like, draw, like, if I had one. Sketch artists. Like, I had to, like, describe it for, like, a crime. What crime do you get? Like, an amateur sketch? I'm not sure. I'm not sure what I'd say.
Say I want to know what crime my cooter committed.
Being too good.
Being too good.