A short conversational transcript from Vanessa Marin and Xander recounting a recent humorous/privacy-related incident: while they were having sex, their dog Maggie (a small black pug) unexpectedly entered the room and jumped on the bed, interrupting them. The speakers emphasize surprise, frustration about having always closed the door, and characterize the event as a 'privacy violation.'
Just about a week ago, maybe, right? We had an intrusion in our sex life. We were.
We had a privacy violation.
We had a privacy violation.
Serious privacy violation.
We were. We were in the middle of sex. We were in the middle of intercourse. We were getting down to it. All of a sudden, we heard a little tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap. And I was like, wait a second. You can't hear our dogs tapping in the hallway through our door that loudly. And then I look over, Vanessa looks over, and in comes Maggie, our little black pug, jumps on the bed. We were just dumbfounded.
She was excited to see us. She was curious. She wanted to come in and see what was going on. And we were not very excited about that.
We were not excited about that. We were both thinking the same thing, I think looking at each other. It's like, wait, I close the door. Wait, no, you close the door. Like, how did this happen? We always close the door 100% of the time.
Xander was like, I need you to get her out of here.